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Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

189 replies

MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:31

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

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Titsalinabumsquash · 07/04/2015 15:21

I have a theory that David Cameron would be a very sweaty lover, with a constant damp film across his brow and arse cheeks, I bet he gets very ruddy face cheeks too whilst dtd.

I think Ed is a thigh rubber, like Vic and Bob on shooting stars.

And now I feel nauseous.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 15:12

i would jump off the cliff

GloGirl · 07/04/2015 15:11

The alternative would be shagging Clegg, and all the skin would crawl off my body. Nothing is comparatively that bad.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 15:07

"having to shag cameron, it wouldnt be too bad"?????
NOOOOOO

GloGirl · 07/04/2015 15:04

Fanjo There's just no way I could marry Cameron or Clegg. Unless the marriage involved stabbing them repeatedly with a fork until they died during the wedding night.

That means I can only marry Ed, ergo I can only shag Cameron or Clegg. Nick Clegg has been genetically engineered specifically for me to find him as repulsive and weasely as possible. I think he's a nasty odious power grabbing grubby little man and I'd never ever touch him let alone shag.

I'm left having to shag Cameron, it wouldn't be too bad. I bet his bedsheets are like a trillion thread count or something.

nickelbarapasaurus · 07/04/2015 14:48

google is a dangerous place...

www.facebook.com/pages/Nick-Clegg-Shut-up-and-take-your-shirt-off/111991302176187

AND Mardy it looks like this has already been done
the libdem voice has a MN poll as a news article from february this year

nickelbarapasaurus · 07/04/2015 14:44

Fanjo - i know it's weird.

however, i am very glad to see that it's not just me who thinks Nick is totally shaggable. (i was worried it was one of those very strange crushes like MNers are wont to have - like Mr tumble or something...)

Titsalinabumsquash · 07/04/2015 14:40

So what we've discovered from this thread that should Nick Clegg ever find himself hard up for some lovin' he only needs to stumble upon a few mumsnetters to get some bedroom action.

Dave and Ed however should be cautious around cliff edges. Grin

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 14:33

i cant believe people can actually type the words "shag David Cameron" voluntarily

GloGirl · 07/04/2015 14:30

Marry Ed
Shag Cameron
Push Nick

OrlaGogg · 07/04/2015 14:00

Daryl, you would cope with life as Ed's wife because he would do whatever you said. Pushover agogo.

They are all tall, aren't they? No hope for the short man politician. Douglas Alexander looked really tiny next to George Osborne after the last TV debates - like a glove puppet.

Anyway, I would:

Shag Nick (a lot)
Marry Dave (is a good father, except wrt to leaving dc in pubs)
Cliff Ed and good riddance

areyoubeingserviced · 07/04/2015 13:55

Shag Ed if Chuka can join too
Marry and shag Nick
Dave- the cliff

MajesticWhine · 07/04/2015 13:46

Shag Dave
Marry Nick
Cliff Ed

LaurieFairyCake · 07/04/2015 13:40

Marry Ed
Shag Nick
Throw the face like a newly wanked cock that is Dave off a cliff

bananaramamelodrama · 07/04/2015 13:36

Daryl Grin

All your posts have made me actual lol.

bananaramamelodrama · 07/04/2015 13:33

Lol…
Cameron in all his glory…

Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?
DarylDixonsDarlin · 07/04/2015 13:32

I don't think I would cope as a politician's wife, I just answered the door to my local Labour candidate and exclaimed "oh gosh, its you!" Blush I was halfway through peeling a Satsuma for DD and i was wearing garden shoes. Totally unexpecting visitors.despite the Satsuma he still shook my hand twice. I told him I was undecided (true). Wish id had some questions prepared!

butterfly2015 · 07/04/2015 13:29

Seeing that Dave was in my town yesterday eating a hot dog with cutlery I'm gutted I missed the chance to shove him off the harbour wall at high tide.

HellKitty · 07/04/2015 12:42

Marry Ed. As long as he didn't touch me in any way or get within my personal space. I think he'd be all sloppily understanding about my suddenly developed permanent periods so I'd never have to shag him. Ever. I'd shag Dave and I think Nick would jump off a cliff if you asked him.

Rebecca2014 · 07/04/2015 12:36

This thread hilarious!

Marry-Nick
Shag-David
CLiff- ed..sorry.

Patapouf · 07/04/2015 12:32

Shag Ed (he'd better do well as I need convincing for the GE)
Marry Nick (dreamy, even if he has let us down)
Cliff Dave, or just excommunicate him a la Napoleon.

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MardyBra · 07/04/2015 12:13

"What's making me laugh is that I have no doubt whatsoever that some aide will read this and repeat the best bits back to them!"

Yes, there's probably some poor unpaid intern working their way through the social media sites after the weekend. Grin My favourite quote is: Has anyone actually tossed Nick yet?"

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nickelbarapasaurus · 07/04/2015 11:11

he looks pissed in that last photocollage

bananaramamelodrama · 07/04/2015 10:57

Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?
bananaramamelodrama · 07/04/2015 10:55

Mmmmm…

He's so dreamy…

Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?