Active discussions

Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Politics
Original poster

Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

189 replies

MardyBra · 06/04/2015 11:31

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

OP posts:
New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Original poster
MardyBra · 11/04/2015 14:20

Splendid work Tali. Flowers

OP posts:
TaliZorahVasNormandy · 10/04/2015 22:15

Nick might be a wimp but hes pulling in the love from the ladies.

NameChange30 · 10/04/2015 22:12

This thread is hilarious. I've been laughing out loud for all 8 pages.

GloGirl · 10/04/2015 21:51

Hoorah for Taliz and your counting skills!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 10/04/2015 21:43

Shag Nick
Marry Ed
Cliff Dave.

Results of this Thread are:

Nick: 27 Shags, 30 Marry, 6 Cliffs.
Ed: 19 Shags, 23 Marry, 22 Cliffs.
Dave: 20 Shags, 11 Marry, 34 Cliffs.

TopazRocks · 08/04/2015 21:15

Not sure I get THAT kind of frisson for TheScottishLady, Mardi. Grin But with so many male politicians being utter pillocks, I can see where the female-female frisson can come in!! Though MrTopaz would tell you I don't get much of a frisson for much these days - thanks to menopause and medication. Yet I was never a gal who got a frisson for some sleb I'd never actually met, so maybe that's all it is with the pillocks on the OP. Apart from Cliff of course ..... Wink

Original poster
MardyBra · 08/04/2015 13:31

"Though I am Team TheScottishLady"

I felt a little frisson for Leanne when she told Nige that he should be ashamed of himself. She could turn me.

OP posts:
nickelbarapasaurus · 07/04/2015 22:49

i don't think we've reached the whole electorate yet, so just bumping this for tonight Wink

TopazRocks · 07/04/2015 18:42

Oh definitely Cliff, whoever he is. Grin Though I am Team TheScottishLady. Maybe a coalition with Labour and the Green Aussie woman? Though I know it's not likely. I'd just like to live in a country where Green politics was taken seriously ...... Maybe I should emigrate.

BumgrapesofWrath · 07/04/2015 18:13

I'd shag Gordon Brown - I don't know why, but that little "mouth drop" thing he does at the end of sentences gives me the horn a bit

Titsalinabumsquash · 07/04/2015 17:52

Let's just be thankful we're not having to being asked to contemplate shagging Blair or Brown

nickelbarapasaurus · 07/04/2015 17:44

Nick is getting a much worse deal today than yesterday.
must be the cold light of day.

he does look exhausted.
i'd quite happily mop his brow and fetch his slippers andsay "there there"

MyArksNotReady · 07/04/2015 17:38

As else posted Ed would be grateful.

areyoubeingserviced · 07/04/2015 17:38

Hellkitty- I would only shag Ed to get to Chuka.

HellKitty · 07/04/2015 17:30

I'm amazed at the people who'd shag Ed! Obviously I'm shallow. What if his cock looks like Dave?

MyArksNotReady · 07/04/2015 16:54

Marry Nick

Shag Ed

Cliff Dave

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 16:51

"shag and marry DC "

it gets worse

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 16:50

i'm a rule breaker Grin

OrlaGogg · 07/04/2015 16:17

"I'd shag Ed because he looks like he'd be grateful" - ah, the pity factor...

HesterShaw · 07/04/2015 15:59

Shag Ed once and once only so it was over and done with.
Cameron is going off the cliff with my boot in his behind. In fact, I'd see how far into the sea I could boot him.
Shag Nick.

Poor Nick :( He used to look so boyish and fresh and now he simply looks exhausted and wan. Such is the price of selling your soul to the devil. He needs some sleep, some sunshine and some good home cooked food, and to never touch politics again. After that he might be fit for purpose.

ArcangelaTarabotti · 07/04/2015 15:43

Interesting thread! hadn't considered this but... I think shag and marry DC - the others just make me wish I hadn't lifted that stone in the garden today...

GloGirl · 07/04/2015 15:37

Jumping off your cliff is not the rulez Fanjo

Neither is pushing them all of the cliff, which is the eminently better choice.

overthehillabit · 07/04/2015 15:36

I'd shag Ed because he looks like he'd be grateful and I think I could make him hang around all of the next day and make me tea and crumpets and do my hoovering. I also think he'd have a big dick.

I'd marry Dave because he looks like he'd be quite good at DIY. He's also desperate to show how much of an involved dad he is so I could palm him off with the kids all of Saturday whilst I do something fun. It would be a no sex marriage, though, and he couldn't talk to me too much in his horrible posh voice.

I'd push Nick off the cliff because he's a smug little worm with annoying hair.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 15:29

awww epic fail

Envy I am too traumatised to get my brackets right

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 07/04/2015 15:29
Swipe left for the next trending thread