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Are Europeans pedophiles?

265 replies

Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 16:56

Maryz It would certainly make Jeremy Kyle less entertaining...

madoldbird · 07/06/2012 16:56

I REALLY missed out as a teenager then! Although on the plus side my brain isn't damaged.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:56

It should be done in the dark and done in a perfunctory fashion.

DulcetMoans · 07/06/2012 16:56

No dating until your 30th Birthday.

There, solved it.

NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 16:55

I think yoiu should at least have an IQ.

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:54
Maryz · 07/06/2012 16:54

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NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 16:54

Can we have an IQ requirement for posting on MN?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:54

Is it cause you had an older boyfriend when you were 17 Shirley? If you hadn't been interfered with maybe you'd be a little clearer.

Scone?

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:53

As a "brit" I think the age of consent should be 45.

HTH

Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:53

OK, why don't you Brits tell me what you think the age of consent should be?

Or don't you think we need one?

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Mollydoggerson · 07/06/2012 16:53

Just read past the first three responses - laughing my ass off........brain damage from shagging their brains out......Mwahahahahahaha.

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:52

The thing is that I DO think that an age of consent of 13 is VILE.

I'M SO FUCKING CONFLICTED.

tiredemma · 07/06/2012 16:52

ha ha ha ha.

funny.

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 16:51

"Most of you don't even go to church."

Of course we don't! We're all Satan worshipping atheists. Gah! Don't those religious evangelists teach you anything?!

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 16:51

Is the brain damage exponential? Is it worse the younger the plump innocent delicious young morsel is at the time of her SCIENTIFIC ABUSE?

EdgarAllenPimms · 07/06/2012 16:51

i go to church when scones are on offer.

but only fruit ones, with butter and jam and then cream on top.

mumofjust1 · 07/06/2012 16:51

Brain damage? Confused

ScrambledSmegs · 07/06/2012 16:51

Dear OP.

May I draw your attention to the curious case of Courtney Stodden? I believe she was sixteen when she married Doug Hutchison (50-ish). Both are American Smile.

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 16:51

Why is this in "Politics"? Shouldn't it be in the "Pinko Liberal Commies R Us" topic?

I suggest we need a "Favourite Classic Troll threads" topic on MN. Anyone want to second that?

DulcetMoans · 07/06/2012 16:50

Oh this is fun. Well, it would be if it wasn't real. It's not real is it? When science got mentioned I was pretty sure it was a joke but now i'm not quite sure!

GitAwfMayLend · 07/06/2012 16:50

What does Jesus say about this OP?

I wish that nice man from Wisconsin could come over to ye olde englande and tell us all how to do it.

Get rid of those liberals! Yeah! Fuckin' A!

GitAwfMayLend · 07/06/2012 16:50

What does Jesus say about this OP?

I wish that nice man from Wisconsin could come over to ye olde englande and tell us all how to do it.

Get rid of those liberals! Yeah! Fuckin' A!

Mollydoggerson · 07/06/2012 16:50

Ridiculous, is there a point in responding?

doradoo · 07/06/2012 16:50

This has given me a welcome chuckle this afternoon - do people like this really exist? Confirms alot of my suspicions 'bout the good ole U S of A.

Please don't pull this one MNHQ - we need a bit of light relief!

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