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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:04

Has anyone pointed out that 16 is only two years from 18?

And 18 is only three years from 21.

21 is only four years from 25.

ooooh looky a pattern!

SpagboLagain · 07/06/2012 17:03

Ahem
Did someone say scones with jam THEN cream? Of course it is cream then jam. Perverts.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:03

But if you turn 16 upside down it's 91. How do ya like that science?

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:03

Mary was a teen mum by the way.

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 17:03

Your British morals are as bad as your teeth.

So what would you do if you're 14 year old daughter had a 21 year old boyfriend? Sit back, light a cigar, and let nature take its course?

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TuftyFinch · 07/06/2012 17:03

All the churches have been closed down. A long, long time ago Mr Bakedbean. They are all Starbucks now.
That is your fault.

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:03

In biblical times women were married at about 14.

What were you saying about going to church?

DulcetMoans · 07/06/2012 17:02

You are right though, 16 is only 3 years away from 13 (good maths by the way!) BUT 18 is only 2 years away from 16 so that's worse surely? 3 is more than 2 so that makes 16 better than 18.

That's science!

NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 17:01

Yes. The USA executes people for crimes committed as minors.

Grin at 'They live in Spain, not 1955'

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:01

Should we CHASTISE the little children that are lured into Satan's early brain-damaging sexy times?

Should we have at them with those very space hoppers and make them eat deep of the hoola hoops of shame> (I think you may have meant hula btw)

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 17:00

My last comment was about the hoola-hoops and space hoppers, not the sex. Although, thinking about it, I'd quite like a space hopper.

headfairy · 07/06/2012 16:59

op, you are in fact an idiot.

Just sayin'

Erm, and the US executes minors so p'raps go and have a look at your laws before talking bollocks on here.

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 16:58

"13 year olds are children, they don't want to have sex. They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers."

They live in Spain, not 1955 ...

OracleInAMonarchale · 07/06/2012 16:58

I made some kick-ass golden syrup and pecan muffins the other day. When I think of how good they are it makes me cry. I have obviously dropped a few iq points, what with all the sex. And non-church-going. And not listening to mny husband.

OracleInAMonarchale · 07/06/2012 16:58

I made some kick-ass golden syrup and pecan muffins the other day. When I think of how good they are it makes me cry. I have obviously dropped a few iq points, what with all the sex. And non-church-going. And not listening to mny husband.

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:58

Yes but 16 isn't thirteen so I don't know why you're making that point.

ALSO, I bet there is a lot of underage fucking going on in the good ole US of A.

quirkychick · 07/06/2012 16:58

Cos there's no history of paedophilia in the church, is there?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:58

They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers

Eugh. You pervert. You are DEPRAVED!!!!

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 16:57

At my church we don't need an age of consent. All our children are the product of immaculate conception

ScrambledSmegs · 07/06/2012 16:57

I love these threads Grin

Please don't report or I will rain down FIRE AND BRIMSTONE upon your scones Smile

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 16:57

Oi, don't pick on Americans, half of us are descended from Puritan women who married at age 16. I have a picture of a elderly GGG-grandmother who married at age 15-16 to a 31yo man. This was in rural frontier Indiana, so quite normal age difference at the time, I expect. She had to live as a widow for over 30 yrs. That part was a bummer, I'm sure.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:57

Anyone caught enjoying it should be given a quick, sharp jab in the eye.

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:57

I was 15 when I did sex and I'm perficklty fin e

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:56

"The thing is that I DO think that an age of consent of 13 is VILE."

Thank you Shirley. You are right it is vile, and it's only 3 years away from 16. 13 year olds are children, they don't want to have sex. They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers.

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Hullygully · 07/06/2012 16:56

At my church: The Latest Day Left Before The Next Praise Church In JEHOVAH, we are very strictly against all sex under the age of 29 and then only when people are amarried in HIS EYES and LAWFUL and then only once a month after the woman has stopped the BLOOD OF EVE'S SIN and not again once OUR BLESSED JEHovah HAS BLESSED HER WITH HIS BLESSED FRUITFUL SEED of his SCIENTIFIC LOINS.

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