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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:09

trampoline, OMG no! I'd expect him to buy her at least a new Xbox.

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:08

What if she lives in a flat? Where's she gonna put the damn trampoline?

storminabuttercup · 07/06/2012 17:08

So 16 is not ok as it's only three years more than 13, but 18 is 2 years above 16, which is also wrong. So should it be 20? But then that's only 2 years older than 18, which by your reckoning should also be wrong....

You do see where this could go don't you?

FWIW I was having sex at 16, the good sex came much later (and with a much older man) the practice was useful though

AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:08

Anyway i had a scone yesterday. It was still warm from the oven and yes. I put the cream on first and then glooped a spoonful of jam on top.

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:08

COCK SUCKING ROTS TEETH LADIES

TuftyFinch · 07/06/2012 17:08

You can'y buy scones in America. Apart from in Wisconsin. Who knew? Did you know Mr BakedBean?

Why are you called Mr BakedBean? Is it your real name?

SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 17:08

And you bastards have made me want scones! Angry

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:08

I thought 16 was the age of consent..?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 17:07

OMG pls take me seriously, you make light of such an important issue.

If it's OK for a man to have sex with a 16 year old then, by your logic, it's OK for a man to have sex with a 14 year old. As long as he says 'I love you', and buys her a new trampoline.

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noddyholder · 07/06/2012 17:07

Half term

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:07

I wanted to have sex when I was 13. Very badly. . Felt quite terrified that I might get to the mighty old age of 16 without popping my cherry.

In reality I was 19 before it happened. Would have slit my wrists had I known that when I was 13.

All this talk of scones is very north because I don't have any in the house.

US teens lose their virginity on average younger than Spanish ones, though I don't know which source is most authoritative for citing that, but there are dozens that basically find the same thing.

RandomNumbers · 07/06/2012 17:07

ooh ABF you are a mathemagician

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:07

"Our teeth are bad due to the fruited scones. And the fornicating of course."

OMG why didn't my dentist warn me semen rots your teeth!

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:06

There are some advantages to having no teeth.

Gurning for instance.

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:06

You do realise that age of consent does not mean that from that age you HAVE to have sex, right?

But if I was in charge of giving consent to people having sex, I would do it on an IQ and non-douchebag basis, and you, Drwhatsit, would never get to have sex. Thank goodness.

headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:06

Er no, because 14 is below the age of consent. However, if she was 16 and he was 21 I couldnt' say anything because legally she is considered old enough to make those decisions for herself. I would just make sure she's fully acquainted with all her contraceptive choices.

You are a loon. But you're making me laugh with this hellfire and damnation stuff :o

TuftyFinch · 07/06/2012 17:06

25 is 14 years from 56. Somewhere.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:06

Actually it's amazing with all the fornicating that any of us even have any teeth.

Westcountrylovescheese · 07/06/2012 17:06

Cream is the work of the devil Spagbo... Just skones and jam please. Or better still cheese skones with lashings of butter. Lurvely!

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:05

The cream goes on top.

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:05

Why don't youcare about my church? Why are you saying I have bad morals? We don't have sex until we are 29. I'm telling my minister on you Dr Fruitloop.

SpagboLagain · 07/06/2012 17:05

Our teeth are bad due to the fruited scones. And the fornicating of course.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:04

Don't be ridiculous op. Who smokes cigars?

FrothyOM · 07/06/2012 17:04

No, I would light a spliff and...

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