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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:14

yy pickle - you're right, there's a real bouncy theme going down.

What about a pogo stick for a quick fumble?

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:14

I know think DH has fantasies about me having no teeth.

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 17:14

"If my 14yo had a 21yo boyfriend, I would be quite surprised and wonder what was wrong with him, because my experience tells me that most 21yos are looking for a bit more in terms of maturity and experience. "

Cory, would you call the police and have him put in prison? I hope so, pedophiles should be executed.

And what if he doesn't have anything wrong with him? What if he's just a nice, 'normal' guy who likes your 14 year old daughter? Would you forgive him for being a sick pedo?

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headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:14

I didn't have sex until I was 19, so that's why my brain is so sharp and clever

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:13

What do they wear on the sexytime reward trampolines? Do they wear short skirts that fly up and down and show their white bobby sox by any chance?

SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 17:13

I've just told DP he needs to buy me a trampoline, he looks a bit frightened and confused.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:13

I think the OP has an obsession with girls bouncing.

tabulahrasa · 07/06/2012 17:12

No-one's ever bought me a trampoline for sex :(

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:12

HUMBERT HUMBERT

nuff said cory

AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:12

Sex on the trampoline might be fun

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 17:12

"As long as he says 'I love you', and buys her a new trampoline."

Hang on ... you're contradicting yourself now. You said earlier that girls want hoola-hoops and space hoppers. Now you say it's trampolines. What is it?

You know, I suspect you aren't outraged at all. You are trying to find out what European teenagers like so you can come over here and bag one for yourself ...

headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:12

OH God, sorry narked, was that a bit too damn woolly leftist commy liberal shite? Ok, but so long as she didn't miscarry and some upstart Yankee lawyer come over here and get her charged with murder. Or something.

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:11

So, does DH now have to buy me a trampoline? I don't know where the hell we're going to put it

And is the trampoline a one off thing, or a at each event kind of pressie.

can trampolines be exchanged for other items - I need a new laptop.

tethersend · 07/06/2012 17:11

Tom Cruise and John Travolta think underage sex is a bad idea- that's Scientology.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:11

Is the trampoline important to the sex? Confused

DulcetMoans · 07/06/2012 17:11

Right, that's it - no sex for anyone! It's the safest way!

cory · 07/06/2012 17:11

Doctorbeanjuice, as yet there is no European law that specifies that our 16yos have to have sex with middle-aged partners, nothing at all that stops them from making out with their 17yo boyfriend. Not even in European countries with a Labour government.

If my 14yo had a 21yo boyfriend, I would be quite surprised and wonder what was wrong with him, because my experience tells me that most 21yos are looking for a bit more in terms of maturity and experience.

You otoh seem to think of a large age gap as something that naturally springs to mind. Not to most of us, it doesn't.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:10

Plus I played Croquet on the lawn it was all terribly English what with all the crappy teeth and peadophiles.

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:10

No they don't absy. They all have to have exactly the same bananas and trampolines as sexy time gifts.

Brussels said.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:10

Why are all the men getting the sex? And why is it an under age girl?

What happens to a 15 year old boy's brain if he has sex with a 21 year old woman?

And what will happen to your brain OP if you imagine two men doing it?

SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 17:09

And what if she ends up pregnant? Trampoline will be useless after that...

NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 17:09

Don't mention contraception Headfairy Shock

OracleInAMonarchale · 07/06/2012 17:09

Surely you don't smoke cigars... If monica lewinsky taught us nothing its the dangers of smoking cigars!

OracleInAMonarchale · 07/06/2012 17:09

Surely you don't smoke cigars... If monica lewinsky taught us nothing its the dangers of smoking cigars!

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:09

What do trampolines have to do with anything?

And you do realise, right, that Europe is not one country? Each country legislates on its own on such issues.

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