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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 17:22

"If YOUR daughter was dating a 21 year old would you call the police?"

No, I live in a village; we'd form an angry mob armed with flaming torches and pitchforks, chase him across the countryside, then burn him. That's how it works in rural Europe ...

SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 17:22

So it's okay to commit murder but not to have sex at 16?

OP your morals are a just a leetle bit skewed.

Tortington · 07/06/2012 17:22

Grin at narked - damn right it is

Westcountrylovescheese · 07/06/2012 17:22

I don't have a daughter, so I might call the police on the girl pretending to be so...

What happened to the skones?

Maryz · 07/06/2012 17:22

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NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 17:22

[yawn]

D0oinMeCleanin · 07/06/2012 17:22

Aww. You lot are all being big meanies. It is obvious that when OP was 15 a 30yo woman made him do rood things. He needs our help and sympathy and y'all are just poking fun him Sad

Poor OP. There is counsellors and stuff that will help you. That's a bit like science too. You will like them.

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:22

Would a hula hoop be enough of a bribe to get my 12yo DS to do his homework? Has anyone tried that? --Sincere of Norfolk really needs to know.

Tortington · 07/06/2012 17:21

a 21 year old male or a 21 year old female?

Original poster
Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 17:21

Interesting how no one has answered my question:

If YOUR daughter was dating a 21 year old would you call the police?

Fortunately we have shotguns in the USA, no police necessary!

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NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 17:20

Surely this is a pedophile?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:19

Why I was 15 I wouldn't have done it for less than a bottle of 20/20 and a bag of chips.

I'd have been pissed off to be given a trampoline. Imagine explaining that to my parents.

headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:19

PMSL pets crosses sex on a trampoline off my to do list

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:18

No fair, Abs, that's being greedy. And all the scones are for me, WOMAN

Is there a table somewhere of sex-toy trades among 13-14yos, you know like
Marbles = peck on the cheek
Barbie doll: flash of the breasts
Hula Hoops = 2 minute fondle
Space hopper = naked mobile phone footage
Trampoline = BJ
Porcelin doll = the whole caboodle
?

Why isn't OP worrying about 13-15yo boys being preyed upon by 31yo women? Hasn't he seen The Reader?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:17

Can you space hopper on a trampoline whilst eating a jam and cream scone?

Yes but there would be a damp gusset. Not in a sexy way.

ScrambledSmegs · 07/06/2012 17:17

I never got a trampoline for the sex Sad. Wonder if I can persuade DH?

Petsinmypudenda · 07/06/2012 17:17

I've had sex on a trampoline and a bouncy castle.

Not as fun as you would think it would be the bouncy castle make dh sort of sea sick and he vomited all over me...

Maryz · 07/06/2012 17:17

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:16

Challenge mumsnet.

Can you space hopper on a trampoline whilst eating a jam and cream scone?

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:16

TBH, I did think that the title of this thread had been generated by the Daily Mail Headline Generator

OP - inspiration for your next thread title "Do Gay Benefit Cheats Cause AIDS?"

headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:15

Ah, I wondered how long it would get to the death penalty. Tell us OP, how should these perverts be executed? in a civilised and liberal country like ours, with no death penalty

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 17:15

When my dd was 15 and a half she kissed a man of 20 and I executed him myself. On the trampoline using SCIENTIFIC MURDERY weapons.

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 17:15

Grin @ I think the OP has an obsession with girls bouncing

Indeed!

AmazingBouncingFerret · 07/06/2012 17:15

Yes if he bought me scones.

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:14

DAMNIT

I now want a space hopper AND a trampoline AND scones

I don't foresee myself getting any of these items any time soon

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