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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:47

"The government know nothing about this!"

You should REPORT her and if you feel a bit squeamish about it - I know some people are lol, then just PM me her name and address and I WILL REPORT HER MYSELF THE THIEF.

You should all of you be ashamed for even looking at a screen that has a person on it that knows someone who is cheating the system and not offering to report her. Hmm Nic one you fuckers - you are as BAD AS JOSEPH STALIN.

lesley33 · 25/01/2012 15:46

So you want to shoot and disembowel people? You will be busy

SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:46

But they are disabled!!! Lol. Don't think I would get much Wink unless David c and crew fancy a bit of disabled hunting.

Disclaimer! I love my dc loads lol. Grin

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2012 15:46

"5 kids by at least 8 dads"

That's right tickled me that has :)

SlightlyJaded · 25/01/2012 15:44

Am thinking of reporting our neighbor

She has 5 kids by at least 8 dads
Me and DP noticed the other day that all of the kids have new scooters Shock

But she seems to think that just because she is 'depressed' she doesn't have to go to work

So guess who paid for the scooters? Yes, that's right....

So my main issues are:

Depression is obviously made up - you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary

I think one of the dads was an immigrant

Plus she actually dared to ask me not to park across her driveway - yes SHE HAS AN ACTUAL CAR

Is there a hotline to the or something if you want to report a case to the disemboweling team?

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:43

YOU COULD SELL YOUR KIDS YOU SPONGING FECKLESS WASTREL

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SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:41

I claim benefits ctc carers and dla for my kids, plus some housing benefits, and my partner works!!! And pay taxes!! I also have a free car!! I should be shot lol Grin

redrubyshoes · 25/01/2012 15:40

Can I have the disembowelled bits to stuff in my haggis?

[bsmile]

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:39

SOMEONE ON BENEFITS IS HAVING FREE SEX ON MY TAX MONEY?

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AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:38

Did Hully Disembowel young Dazza? DID SHE?

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 15:37

Hmph, Well there is a single mother on benefits in my street and rumor has it that she actually has a boyfriend and they dare to have sex. The government know nothing about this! She should at least have run it past me since my DP pays taxes. The cheek of her.

May she be disemboweled?

Trickle · 25/01/2012 15:29

StrandedBear thats digraceful. triple disemboweling for you, educating yourself on other peoples money it's people like you taking money out of vodaphones pocket!

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:29

GO AND WORK IN POUNDLAND FOR NOTHING AND BE GRATEFUL YOU IDLE FECKING SCROUNGER

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fotheringhay · 25/01/2012 15:29

(Fry, Futurama)

Kladdkaka · 25/01/2012 15:28

You can't be disemboweling anyone, it's against EU directive 1234/5A.

fotheringhay · 25/01/2012 15:28

The less fortunate get all the breaks!

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:28

IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LIVE THERE?

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:27

seven I think I kind of shot myself in the foot there didn't I? [bwink]

[bblush]

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:26

Everyone should just be more like me.

The end.

Trickle · 25/01/2012 15:25

Well I personally know 50 families down my street who all have 'depression' and 'bad backs' they all have free housing and free cars and flat screen TV's with satelite dishes! Disemboweling is too good fer em you bleeding heart wooly liberal softy.

Sevenfold · 25/01/2012 15:24

well at least I can do a [bwink]
(lol I did say headless [bblush] )

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:22

Damn.

Smiley fail.

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 25/01/2012 15:22

MY MUM HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR FOR A BUS LAST WEEK.
FUCKING IMMIGRANTS

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:22

How can it be a headless smiley when it only has a head and no body surely it's body-less? Is there a word for body-less?

[BWINK]

StrandedBear · 25/01/2012 15:21

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