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Original poster

RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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W0rmy · 25/01/2012 16:13

There don't seem to be any actual benefits bashers on here yet though.

Must try harder.

Perhaps we should do some actual disembowelling rather than just talking about it, just to get them started like..

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 16:13

Or at least make your dog work. Isn't that what blind people who are not on benefits do?!

ValarMorghulis · 25/01/2012 16:12

well i just saw a disabled person going into ann summers.
She means to breed doesn't she?

I am emailing my MP as we speak. e cant have the disabled making more disabled people now can we. And more to the point, if she can get into ann summers then she can go to work. She is obviously mobile if she can have sex.

bastards

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 25/01/2012 16:08

SOME OF THEM HAVE DOGS
AND HORSES

IF YOU CAN AFFORD A DOG YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK

Kayano · 25/01/2012 16:06

That is an excellent point... I hadn't considered the fact that I do own the NHS.

I'm sick of treating obese fools who sit around all day eating biscuits too Angry they are not disabled. Just fat!

(disclaimer: I'm a fatty)

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 16:05

It's your fault Hully if I go to the Tower, you with your disembowel chat. You're going to have to visit the Tower EVERY DAY with snacks and visit me as I'll be part of a tour, I bet.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/01/2012 16:05

instead of paying DH's January tax bill I was forced to go and buy a huge plasma TV for the benefit scroungers across the road with the money

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 16:02

Sterilization would cost the NSH billions. Which in turn would cost me billions. Because I pay for the NSH. IT BELONGS TO ME!

We could make the chastity belts out of recycled store brand bean tins which the only thing scroungers should be eating. Cold. WITH NO TOAST!

Kayano · 25/01/2012 15:59

Lmao at income support coming with a chastity belt!

Sterilisation of the poor is by far the preferred method...

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 15:57

an*

SlightlyJaded · 25/01/2012 15:56

Hully there are many jobs those with 'depression' could do:

Swimming instructor - nobody would notice if you were crying

PA to some old gimmer in a dusty solicitors or something - you'd only ever have contact with one person who probably wouldn't even notice if you were a bit upset.

Vet - in the back office. (Obviously some training required - but you've got fuck all else to do if you haven't got a job) No human contact at all. The cats won't mind if you snivel.

Late night petrol station attendant where you only have to deal with people in the dark and through a hatch.

PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY SPONGING ARSES AND USE THEIR IMAGINATION TO FIND SUITABLE WORK

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 15:56

You are a harlot Stranded! Income support come with a chastity belt so we can put an end to this! They must have a alarm that informs the police if tampered with.

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Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:55

You is going to THE TOWER abs!

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AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:54
SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:54

Yes disembowel yourself!! Wink

ValarMorghulis · 25/01/2012 15:54

why are we discussing ways in which to clear the entrails? That is not our problem surely? We can just instruct a load of Workfare slaves to do it.

Elfontheedge · 25/01/2012 15:53

Ironically my fil is a Benefit fraud investigator and spends all his time doing as little work as possible so he can go fishing instead.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2012 15:53

In fairness Abs they do live on a busy roundabout. I doubt they get a wink of sleep most nights.

ValarMorghulis · 25/01/2012 15:53

do we have to disembowel them?
its just that well, the knives need to be made in order to do that and quite frankly i don't want any more of my tax moolar to be spent on them.

I expect their entrails will be full up with foie gras and caviar, what with all those millions we give them.

bastards. Anyone that receives a benefit is a cunt.

oh. wait... Hmm i get WTC and CB. (as i suspect most of the ranting loons on those threads do too) do i have to disembowel myself?

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Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:52

Oh very good. And so true. Still, they'll look nice on their new yacht.

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StrandedBear · 25/01/2012 15:51

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AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:50

Well, have you seen This news item

Mother of four, married to IMMIGRANT is living rent free in Central London

Disembowel!

SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:49

Hahaha!! This is funny Grin

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Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:48

No no, this is just a nice safe space for Benefit Bashers/Disembowellers

you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary hahahahahahaha

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Elfontheedge · 25/01/2012 15:48

Won't somebody think of the children!

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