RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

You are so right MrsDV - a kind of temporary portaloo type building would be more than adequate. Personally, I don't know whey they don't build 'Benefit Camps' out near factories and on derelict building sites. You could have a large temporary 'club house' in the middle that acts a school during the day and Bingo hall by night.

I know someone on benefits and they have actual stuff like shoes and books and stuff. Anyone would think maybe they had a job previously or something and had merely fallen on hard times rather than having spent their entire life on benefits living in poverty, which must be the case because it's well known that people on benefits are an entirely different type of person than people with jobs. Obviously they are secretly selling drugs cash-in-hand and should be filling in a tax return. But they are still lazy and benefits are too high because people can afford to eat food that isn't from a skip when they claim them even though that's because they are all lying and working really but not as hard as people who pay tax obviously. And they have 500 children including 350 who are in care because they take drugs while they are secretly working but don't get up until 11.

The NHS is paying me to sit here and read mumsnet. I'm not even trying to get a job. I am offering myself as bait...

Excellent idea, SlightlyJaded. We'll just tell them that there is no stigma attached to bin-surfing and they'll be fine with that, because if they are poor they are obviously stupid, right?

And thus the debate jumped the shark in to hysteria waters.

You know last time I got worked up about something important to me I was chastised by the Grand Mumsnet Message Deleter.

And thus the debate jumped the shark in to hysteria waters.

You know last time I got worked up about something important to me I was chastised by the Grand Mumsnet Message Deleter.

The scrounging gits next door have cable

Or perhaps those on free school meals should have to wait until after lunch and forage through the leftovers.

That'll learn 'em.

THERE ARE PEOPLE LIVING IN MY STREET
IN HOUSES

HOUSES

Its not right. MY HUSBAND PAYS TAXES

Runs over Tatty with Leer jet :)

No tatty you didn't buy
A new coat.

I bought you a new coat with my taxes.

Now grovel and my ugly manky shoes
I can't replace having paid for your coat

THE CHILDREN ON FREE SCHOOL MEALS AT DD'S SCHOOL GET A FREE PACKED LUNCH FOR SCHOOL TRIPS AND IT IS ALWAYS EGG SANDWICHES SO NOT ONLY ARE THEY SCROUNGING FUCKERS BUT THEY ALSO MAKE THE COACH STINK OF EGGY FARTS.

THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED ON THE TRIPS, THEY SHOULD DO A DAY OF COMMUNITY SERVICE INSTEAD TO REPAY SOME OF THEIR DEBT

I'm volunteering to be gutted..
I'm forrin, single mother, student and I have a depression too.
I bought myself a new coat recently
Kill me now.

theres a woman down the road who has one of them free mobility cars.
Fucking lazy bitch. Wouldn't mind but shes got a fucking wheelchair so its not like she has to walk anywhere.

i pay my taxes and im a singe mum. I should be getting the car. i deserve it much more than her.

We've just had a letter from school encouraging us to check our entitlement to free school meals, and it states, "THERE IS NO STIGMA ATTACHED TO RECEIVING FREE SCHOOL MEALS."

WELL THERE SHOULD BE. ALL CHILDREN IN RECEIPT OF FREE SCHOOL MEALS SHOULD WEAR A BIG, POINTY HAT WITH THE SLOGAN SCROUNGER'S CHILD EMBLAZONED ACROSS IT. THEN ALL THE NICE CHILDREN, WHOSE PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR THESE MEALS WITH THEIR TAXES, CAN POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH AND SOMETIMES KICK THEM.

Is that the sort of thing you were after?

Shirley, I bet she buys pre-cut fruit as well

Then*, I cannot type properly as froth is making my keyboard slippy.

Bad move Fanjo, The the entitled bastards would expect your hard earned gas. Make them use their own! There should be enough of it given all the beans they are supposed to be eating.

the only sparkling water that scrounger should get is if i fart in it

We need to do the disembowelling with rusty instruments, because lets face it, having to sterlisise all the equiptment will cost a fair bit, and thats coming out of my DHs taxes! And no pain relief, why should the benefit scroungers get pain relief!

And what of their DC that are getting FREE school meals. Bread and water for the lot of them. My DC are having to have a dry weetabix and half a banana in their packed lunches as this is all we can afford! Can't believe they are letting them have hot nutricious food ffs.

80k per year? Is that all? I get that per day, as a Carer. .

Pilot! Barbados NOW!

I KNEW A SINGLE WOMAN WHO HAD A BABY AND SHE WAS OBSERVED PURCHASING SPARKLING WATER.

WHAT THE FUCK?

DRINK WATER OUT OF THE TAP YOU FUCKING BITCH - I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD SPAREKLING WATER - WELL I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD IT BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.