RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

can't even say i'm proud to be british anymore without getting arrested.
Because of all these benefit fraudsters mixing with immigrints

My ds saw someone in a wheelchair last year and actually turned to me and said "I wish I had a wheelchair, then you wouldn't make me walk everywhere!"

I think he should be hounded by the peasants with flaming torches for his obvious Tory views at such a young age.

Well if people will just stop having disabled children to steal my tax monies then we'd just have a perfect all white country wouldn't we.

Too many scroungers getting away with it

"I said the to one of them the other day. I told her "look, if I can set up my own business of bespoke catering www.wanky-cupcakes-bankrolled-by-tax-dodging-hubby.com and make enough to have my highlights done by Mario every 6 weeks there is no reason why someone who is able to produce as many children as you couldn't turn that into a business opportunity". "

BEST EVA

Well my neighbour's dog has ADHD and we all know that's just another word for naughty!

Honestly it's not hard to work is it? You just do what needs doing. Delivering leaflets, taking in ironing, doing people's gardens. Never mind you have no legs or a terminal illness. I mean just look at the Paralympics. Barely an arm and a leg between them but you don't hear them whinging about being depressed do you? They've got a bit of get up and go at least.

I said the to one of them the other day. I told her "look, if I can set up my own business of bespoke catering www.wanky-cupcakes-bankrolled-by-tax-dodging-hubby.com and make enough to have my highlights done by Mario every 6 weeks there is no reason why someone who is able to produce as many children as you couldn't turn that into a business opportunity".

I won't tell you what she said. It was vulgar and uneducated and just makes my point really.

MrsDV - that is another benefit (if you'll pardon the pun) of my suggestion of 'Benefit Camps'. The portacabins would be clean and secure but sparsely furnished with just the bare essentials. No excess chairs and whatnont. And certainly no leatherette 'three piece suites'

And because they are not working, they cannot expect 'leccy' coming out of every orifice to power their plasmas, which is why i suggested the introudction of the 'communal school cum bingo hall' in the centre of the site - where the bulk of the electricity would be channeled so that they may enjoy watching important events like the Queen Speech at Christmas.

Can we get this in classics?

Quick, Someone get a mop and a scrounger, I've made a mess.

Brilliant Katie!

What about the useless feckers in the hospitals eating up our taxes??! If only they had a bit of gumption they could be in paid employment CONTRIBUTING! They could be extras in Casulty or Holby City if they weren't so fucking precious! Whinge whinge, right to privacy, whinge whinge, human rights.

WE OWN YOU POOR PEOPLE.

I'm going to campaign for my DCs school to stop setting according to ability, and start dividing the classes into 'Scroungers' Children' and 'Taxpayers' Children'.

Much healthier and more satisfactory all round.

And if the 'Taxpayers' Children' get the best teachers, resources, etc., and the 'Scroungers' Children' have all their lessons in the cloakroom, that is perfectly fair BECAUSE MY TAXES ARE PAYING FOR THAT WHOLE SCHOOL.

They are only disabled because they spend £1000 of taxpayers' money on DRINK, FAGS and CAKE EVERY WEEK! Twelve hours' hard labour a day and a diet of dry bread and seasonal vegetables would sort them out in no time.

I PAY MY OWN PUBLIC SECTOR WAGES!

FRANKLY, I'M NOT WORTH THE MONEY. CAN I SACK MYSELF?

In the old days they had a man come round an count your chairs. One too many and you had to sell it!
QUITE RIGHT TOO!

WHAT DO THEY NEED CHAIRS FOR ANYWAY? IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM TO SIT DOWN!

MY HUSBAND PAYS TAXES!

I think it's all PC gone mad, expecting disabled people to have a decent standard of living.

Can you make that a tummy tuck on the NHS while you are at it? If you are removing half my bowels I can get some free gastric band treatment too. I'm screwing the benefits system, I might as well screw the NHS too. [benvy]

Freakoid

Bring back the workhouse! The energy provided by workshy scroungers pounding the treadmill all day could be channelled into the National Grid for the use of hard-working taxpayers!

Exactly Otter - though I still think the pointy hats with 'Scrounger's Child' emblazoned on the front, are no bad thing. At least a 'Taxpayer's Child' will know who's who and won't accidently befriend one of them

WIBBLY I KNOW! THE SINGLE MUM IN MY STREET (ME) GOT A PARCEL DELIVERED TODAY. HOW CAN SHE AFFORD TO BUY STUFF? SHE MUST BE COMMITING BENEFIT FRAUD. IN FACT SHE HAD A MAN TO STAY ONE NIGHT IN AUGUST. I THINK SHE'S A WHORE

The NHS is paying me too clem
To write my dissertation not to post on Mumsnet

Hang on, that's not right.

If they are on benefits they are obviously manipulating the system so that they can live high on the hog on my taxes. But, if they can manipulate the system, they can't be stupid, can they?

Bastards.

Disembowelling is too good for them.