RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

At least they were being honest, Maryz. Let's face it, that is how many feel but they cover it up with a veneer of bullshit. "I do CHARITY work", "my PARENTS were poor" and "I worked hard to get where I am".

Blah blah fucking BLAH.

Peachy

Arm bikes for leg amputees
Pedal bikes for arm amputees
Everyone's a winner

While I was in my highly exclusive gum the other day I came up with the idea. It's green, will get the fat off the pie-munchers and I can probably get Jeremy to help me up with some seed funding before I go global.

These have particularly tickled me:

SlightlyJaded: Depression is obviously made up - you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary

Val: theres a woman down the road who has one of them free mobility cars.
Fucking lazy bitch. Wouldn't mind but shes got a fucking wheelchair so its not like she has to walk anywhere.

hahahahahahahahaha!

Amputees are just copping out. Any old bloody excuse

Have you noticed that NONE OF THEM HAVE COME OVER TO THIS THREAD?

Clearly reverse psychology is the only way.

Either that or they're all too busy paying their taxes and being a hard-working family.

(MAryZ what about amputees? I suppose you could shove a skateboard ujnder them and push them down a hill...)

Seven

I might have a goat but the man down the road has 2 Llamas! Honestly

What a cheek!

I know he SAYS he is a farmer and all but we know he is Welsh and claiming from good proper English people so he must be geting extra for thsoe Llamas which he presumably then takes to sit outside job centres attached to a bit of string whilst he drinks taxpayer funded special brew in slightly dented cans that he gets free on rpescription coz all prescriptions in Wales are free so they just put all their food and booze on them and keep the money to spwnd on walking up hills and sheep and stuff

I actually think I may have wet myself at this thread

I AM JUST SO FUCKING JEALOUS. SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL OR MENTAL DISABILITIES. I AM SO JEALOUS I AM INCAPABLE OF HAVING A LOGICAL THOUGHT PROCESS OR INDEED ENGAGING MY BRAIN IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

Do you remember last May when we had that super holiday in Sri Lanka? We left the children at home with Conchita and in our third week we went on a trip to a tea plantation. There were women here picking tea with their children strapped to their back. And do know what? Not one of them was complaining about childcare costs.

Jeremy had a chat to the owner and apparently they don't have half the problems we do here. If the women don't work hard enough he just gets rid of them. Just like that! I think we could learn something from them. I really do.

FGS, It's not about hating the poor it's about helping them help themselves. Disembowelling them will teach them nothing.

They need to disembowel themselves.

Slightly

No, they will have to get a budgeting loan to pay for the eletro-bike-generator. And repay it through the sale of the excess electricity they produce. No cycling = no one bar fire

That'll lurn em

LMAO :D

Peachy you crack me up =D

Maryz yes... yes.... that could work. The problem is that many of those in wheelchairs are going to moan endlessly about their legs not working properly. Working in shifts might do it, or playing some jolly music to gee them along.

beware of Peachy she has a goat and the goat has a cap
bloody scrounger

Killmenow- I believe! I attended a meeting recently with a new LEA bod who told me ASD is just a new name for attachment disorder; her boss said (in fairness her boss ahs written a book filled with somesuch drivel- and he works for the LEA! SOb!)

Oh LEA Bod got wrong person! I got an A in my Aetiology MA ASD odule, DH and DS3's SN Teacher sat holding back the laughter as I launched into a 40 minyte lecture on the aetiology of autism and related research

Natch, that should be evil grin!

I have a Dyson; I got it free on a MN Trial thing years ago >

DH KNOWS SOMEONE IN MERTHYR TYDFIL WITH A CAR AND A FLATSCREEN! CAN YOU BELEIVE IT? THEY CLAIM TO HAVE A JOB AND LEAVE HOME EVERY DAY IN A SUIT BUT EVERYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND KNOWS NOBODY IN MERTHYR OR EVEN WALES WORKS FOR A LIVING AND JUST SCROUNGES OFF THE ENGLISH TAXPAYER DISCUSSING IT IN CODE WHICH THEN THEY CLAIM MONEY FOR PRETENDING IT'S THEIR FORRIN MEDIUM!

I offer no solution, but would like to make anyone suffering hardship feel a bit more worthless, as it elevates my self asteem.

Apparently, there is a woman on my street who is on benefits. I am appalled because when Jeremy-he's-a-merchant-banker-dontcha-know's bonus comes through in April we were thinking of putting the house on the market. Now we are terrified it will become common knowledge and knock thousands off the house prices.

What makes it worse is that Jeremy we're paying for her to do that to us!

Oh you have hardships, depression and disabled relatives?

I'm sorry I just can not sympathise.. That's far too Jeremy Kyle...

But Katie who will have to pay for the cycling machines? It's the taxpayer I tell you.

And they won't be happy with any old 'electricity generating cylcing machines' will they? Oh no, they'll want ones that have passed a health and safety test first, British kite-marked and all that won't they?

Oh no Slightly

Oh no

All electricity must be generated by the unemployed in the dolecamp. I suggest using cycling machines wired up to the grid.