RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

It's the ones with disabled kids that don't seem to realise how hard it is for the rest of us. I mean, they have special schools, transport laid on all paid for by our taxes and yet when we wanted to get Magenta into St Toffs we couldn't get any help with costs for a tutor.

I think you have a good point there KatieScarlett.

I mean, workless people are so corrupt, they'd probably 'forget' to wear the uniform accidentally on purpose, so a tattoo on their foreheads would be so much better. Once they've shaved their heads, or scraped their hair back into a ponytail, vicky pollard style, everyone would be able to see what they were...workshy feckless scroungers!!!! They are solely responsible for all of the debt in this country and a myriad of other problems in society.

Now THERE is a good idea - surely these 'so called' disabled/unemployed could be put to good use carrying one's bags? I imagine you could fit a fair few on those mobility scooters.

Thats another thing. WHY should I have to walk? Why cant I have a scooter? I have seen people who use those things. They CAN walk you know. They ride around as if their legs dont work, park it outside their COUNCIL houses and then get off and SKIP into the house.

The so called disabled always skip or run. They laugh at lot too. Everytime I see a skipping disabled they are laughing at HARD WORKING TAXPAYERS.

You carry your own child Katie ?

Conchita is extracting the urine a bit if you ask me. I'd call immigration and order up a few Jobseekers to carry the bags.

And YY littlemiss although branding the underclass with a big "W" for Workshy in the middle of their forehead is probably cheaper than providing them with actual uniforms.

'You know, combing the lawn

M

Have you tried juggling a baby and a designer handbag??! The disabled don't know how lucky they are.

Well WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO IS DISABLED go to the gym????????

If you are disabled you cant exercise can you!
Why would a gym even need disabled parking spaces? Its ludicrious.

When the Help has a day off I have to take the baby to the creche - FGS I have to park feet away from the entrance because of those spaces.
My OH says I should park in them anyway because having a baby is like being disabled isnt it? I mean I would but you know what these 'offended at everything' people are like.
They would probably look at me or something and those disableds can be dangerous.

Have you every TRIED juggling a baby across a dangerous car park? Have you? HAVE YOU?

I very much doubt it because of course I am the only woman in the world ever to have had a baby.

Maryz I hope those 'poor mothers with buggies' you talk about aren't unemployed single mothers??? Because if you're an unemployed single mother, you shouldn't be getting enough in your benefits to travel by bus FFS!!!

In some far flung countries, women walk 25 miles for water, so I'm damn sure that single mums can walk wherever they need to go.

Buses???!!!!

KatieScarlett I think that is a brilliant idea. I'd prefer the scrounging bastards on benefits were auctioned off to working people rather than taking part in workfare.
And they should have a uniform, so everyone knows they are a scrounging jobless bastard!!!

What right has anyone got to any shred of dignity if they are unemployed???? They should have to declare to everyone they meet 'I AM A FECKLESS SCROUNGING JOBLESS BASTARD!!!'

I've had a thought about the Jobseekers.

Since hubby and I pay for their benefits, shoudn't we be allowed to have a couple to do our bidding?

I'm thinking they could be put to good use by doing all the nasty jobs that Margaurita twitches at. You know, combing the lawn, colour co-ordinating the pebbles in our drive, etc. If they prove themselves, they could even graduate to more advanced duties (obviously once the de-lousing is complete) like buffing my nails, tasting my food, masturbating the hubz, etc.

Excuse the random 2. Have my scrounginf 6 year old with ASD asking for a yoghurt that was probably paoid for by your taxes.

"The view from my ivory tower2

What about those elderly people who get free bus passes? Do they really need them? DO they really need to get out into town, pretending they can go into M&S for their proper shop, when they are only buying eggs so they can get the carrier bags to keep up with their hard working neighbours.

Sod a book. I'm taking this show to Edinburgh next August.

It will be called The View From My Ivory Tower and it will be tales of scroungers told from in front of my Aga in my Cath Kidson pinny with a look of superiority. There will be occasional muffles of the children off stage as the help fail to do their jobs properly.

I would have thought the terminally ill would be greatful for the chance to contribute before its too late.

The trouble is that people have just got lazy these days.
Entitled, yes thats the word entitled

KatieM if you are really unlucky that gym person might be ex forces- GETTING THEMSELVES NICE LITTLE DISABILITIES WHILST BEING PAID WITH MY TAXES THEN EXPECTING BENEFITS AND EVEN - (HAS MINOR APOPLEXTIC ATTACK)- RESPECT!

(I need a lie dopwn and a stiff drink, right?)

Great minds Katie

I hope you terminated gymswindler with your Disco. Otherwise it will just give him even more of an excuse to eat pies and watch Kyle all day.

Oh good.

x-posted with the other Katie

Oh no Kniddy

Highly exclusive anything is just for the tax-paying-too-rich-for-CTC righteous.

It says so in the Bible

I heard the other day that one of the men in my gym has been off work with a bad back and is on benefits. And they let him in the gym! THE GYM! MY NAICE EXCLUSIVE GYM! Apparently it's rehabilitation or some such rubbish. If he's well enough to go swimming he's well enough to get back to work. I've been watching him in between Swiss Ball Yoga and Legs, Bums & Tums. There is NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!

I ran him over with my 4x4. Taught him a lesson the work shy scrounger

Oh gosh yes- new Mumsnet Book: 'Here Be Goats!'

Fab!

Your highly exclusive gum, KatieScarlett? I hope they don't give highly exclusive gum to poor people. [bhmm]

You know if you got a decent wynch system and a hill you could put leg amputees on skateboards, shove them down, wire them up to teh grid and then just get another leg amuptee to haul them back up the hill with the wyunch! think how much energy you would generate like that!

AND you would not have to fund a helmet coz everyone knows all disabled people can't think anyway. That's why when you meet someone with a disabilty you ahve to shout really loud and slowly to them in single syllables so they can understand.