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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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fotheringhay · 26/01/2012 13:12

Some might say you can judge a society by how it treats the most vulnerable.

I say screw/disembowel 'em.

I mean, they're not me, so why on earth should I care?

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 12:02

just think how much it would cost the nhs though, all those non tax paying benefit claimants using the tax payers national health service to get their disembowelment, it's just not right

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 12:01

disembowelment might be quite useful if you are cosntipated

Peachy · 26/01/2012 11:55

LMAO @ Rhub

SparkyTGD · 26/01/2012 11:47

Grin at TheRhubarb

TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 10:34

It's the magic 'e', where it will appear next, nobody knows!

Give em all Es!

Peachy · 26/01/2012 10:27

TR now feel very common as can point out it is in fact White Lightning not lihgtening cider

Disclaimer: have never drunk the stuff, Dad likes it though. He is from Somerset mind, can't help it Wink

TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 10:12

Oh I got one of these with my child maintenance money from all those dads. I got it in the style of a Stormtrooper. It's unique and personalised to me. It's even got a fridge for all my White Lightening cider and a fag dispenser.

GinSlinger · 26/01/2012 10:08

see Hully? It's just constant sense of entitlement with your lot.

Hullygully · 26/01/2012 09:57

Where's one's yacht?

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TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 09:39

Trickle, I can beat that. We once had to burn each other to keep warm and the rats wouldn't come near cause we were too filthy even for them.
And you had a sinkhole - bloody luxury mate!

Still, I got meself up the duff and bagged a nice council house. Told my several boyfriends they were all the father so they could pay me some money innit though? I had several more feral kids with different men and got myself a nice posh house in a nice part of London like, cause I told the council my kids aint gonna live near no roughy arses and we needed protection like cause one of my boyfriends was a bent copper. Anyways, I need Sky+ now so I is gonna have another brat and use the money I gets towards that.

CardyMow · 26/01/2012 09:34

ARF. That is all.

GinSlinger · 26/01/2012 08:08

Hey Hully if you're MN Royalty do you haul in benefits civil list moneyfor that? Is that why you're so keen to see the feckless get their hands on money for nothing?

a poor person could come and do my ironing for me and I'd happily pay them in tea bags or something. Obviously not the Early Grey.

Trickle · 26/01/2012 02:01

Well I once lived in a rat infested stinkhole with sewage instead of drinking water and we had to burn the furniture/DMIL to keep warm and I pulled myself out with working tax credit, some housing benefit and a community care grant by my own hard work. I had to do it I don't see why anyone else shouldn't - never did me any harm.

DioneTheDiabolist · 26/01/2012 01:05

I feel really uncomfortable about giving the poor money. It's not that I don't like them. In fact I rilly get it, like you know. But honestly, it's their kids who are suffering. I just think that instead of giving them money to spend on drugs and booze, big tvs and forrin holidays we should give them some sort of vouchers.

Or maybe we don't need vouchers and supermarkets could just donate all their out of date fresh food to them. That would be totally like the coolest cos then less waste would go to landfill and I am soooo passionate about the environment. And all those poor kids will be fed.

I don't agree that the poor should be branded. But perhaps a forehead tattoo denoting age and or disability. That way the bin keepers can ensure that the neediest get fed first and those who have the real desire to succeed can save up to get the tattoo removed.

No one wants to penalize a child forever just because their parents were lazy and unfortunate. I totally don't.

CardyMow · 26/01/2012 00:31

Joke thread...

SOH bypass?

CardyMow · 26/01/2012 00:30

I also saw her shopping in Tesco's today (I don't normaly shop there, but I only wanted some organic bananas for little Johnny, I knew I should have gone to Waitrose). And, you have to hear this - she bought food that WASN'T value. From MY taxes. She had the gall to say that her child needed different food, because he was 'allergic'. Doesn't she know that poor people shouldn't have the luxury of being 'allergic' to things. Surely she shouldn't have been allowed to have children if she is going to breed a defective one?

I must dash, I need to tell the help to go find me a newspaper - I forgot to pick up my copy of the Daily Mail when I went to Tesco's. When I asked the basket attendant to carry a basket for me, he muttered something about slavery and walked away. I can't believe that these people are so ENTITLED to think that they don't have to work for my Tax money. Made me forget all about my Daily Mail and come over all woozy.

Portofino · 26/01/2012 00:22

Hully - sorry I never read all THIS thread. There have been loads already. You do know it reasonable to have an opinion about benefits without wanting everyone's childrens put in homes and the poor in the workhouse. All this fecking shooting and disembowling stuff is just sick.

I come on here with an agenda/POV - post maybe, read posts, maybe learn something and adjust what I think. You coming on and telling people what to think and that they need shooting if they don't agree TWICE. is NO different imho to DaftPunk coming on here and saying what is right and what is wrong. But SHE is a troll, and you are MN Royalty. Hmm

LineRunner · 26/01/2012 00:16

Oh lord.

KatieMiddleton · 26/01/2012 00:13

No LineRunner they have to do it themselves. We can't keep handing it to them on a plate or they'll never learn!

KatieMiddleton · 26/01/2012 00:10

I heard about one. Claims she's disabled but I've seen her and she's fine. Nothing wrong with her! I watch enough Holby to know when someone is really ill and she isn't!

LineRunner · 26/01/2012 00:10

Was I not actually meant to disembowel my demented mother, then?

It's a bit fucking late to tell me now. That's quite inconvenient, actually.

Maryz · 25/01/2012 23:59

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CardyMow · 25/01/2012 23:48

I know a scrounger who says she is worried about paying the rent out of my taxes when we rightfully cut the utterly horrific amount that she is given. FGS! She has 5 people in a house that has 2 bedrooms AND a walk-in wardrobe. I don't have a walk-in wardrobe! These scroungers and their sense of entitlement. Why can't they fuck off somewhere up there where we don't have to see them or spend OUR taxes on Shock houses for them. Surely they can find a shed somewhere to live in? They can't expect so much. It really upsets me.

AND AND AND she crows about being 'disabled'. Even the department that gives our tax money to the scroungers says that she isn't. I don't know what it is with these people and their made-up disabilities!

GoingForGoalWeight · 25/01/2012 23:23

I leave my DS at home alone and I don't even work!
Beat that you jobsworth fools!