RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

Hey man! I live next door to a woman with no head who had eggs thrown on her windows because she can't blink! the other day some ducks dropped some bread on her front (over-grown) lawn so another neighbour screamed " is the bread to go with your eggs? shirker!"

I don't know, free f breakfast!

so no doggy dentures yet then?

I dont think he does, because he has missing teeth.

do he get free dentistry too?

My friend at no. 35 assures me he has.

yes, but you only have the staffie at no. 44's word for it. Has he had a lie detector test?

He should put something on the end of it, as Jeremy Kyle says [nods]

Well that dog needs to think very seriously about his responsibilty with that poodle from no. 53. I've heard she's a right slaaaag, never worked in her life. The staffy from no. 44 told me.

I have thought that too, that he looks completely normal, and why would he get depression, he was rescue fair enough but surely having a barbour coat now would have made him forget about the abuse he had previously received and he swans about with that poodle from 53, opposite side of road, they have a free car too. A ford focus with air con and her Mum likes malibu, so is obviously forrin

have to put kids to bed, mental here but we are on the scrounge too

I never thought of that agin, how do I find out if the dog is claiming disability? I bet he is, although he looks fine to me...he could have depression but I dont think he does because he looks completely normal.

why does thefroggy have a free car or does the dog?

because her dog is claiming disability benefits too, claiming he has a bad back, yet i have seen him walking around the village green in a coat. I ask you, how does a dog afford barbour unless he is on the old IB too, eh?

The dog does stay overnight, and she hasn't even declared him as a lodger

But she does, it is a fact, someone told me so it has to be true. Why don't you get it?

sorry I do know you are joking btw and I am now laughing because I read it as the dog was staying overnight :o

she has 3 children by 5 different dads, wow.

Is this evolution? :o

I know for a fact the woman at no. 65 is commiting benefit fraud. She's a single mum with 3 kids, 5 different dads. I saw her going into the offy the other day, she came out with a bottle of seemingly vair expensive lemonade which was obviously full of bacardi because she knows the owner and they'd do that for her so the rest of us would think she bought lemonade. But i'm onto her and tbh in my humble opinion, she shouldn't be buying lemonade anyway even if it was lemonade, which I very much doubt, and certainly not the expensive stuff.

I know for a fact she sold her childrens xbox to buy that bacardi disguised as vair expensive lemonade because my cousin's friend's girlfriend said that her auntie who lives next door to the woman at 65 saw her down the road trying to sell the xbox (well she had something in a bag and was talking to someone in a shifty manner).

And do you know how she bought that xbox in the first place? She had a social loan, the fecking cheeky mare told them she needed a new cooker. I know it's true, my son's friend's auntie's bf works for dwp and she told him!

I also saw a man at her house a week on Friday, they were all that, playing happy families taking the dog for a walk (she can afford a dog, says it all really), I just know he's staying overnight, he must do...ffs sake, they might even be having sex. I just hope she's using contraception (I dont think she is though because the last time I looked through her bin bags I didn't see any pill packets ).

When I looked through her window the other day as I went past I noticed a new picture on the wall. Cheeky bitch. Should I report her?

They will not even give me a carers assessment. Infact i don't know anyone they have given one to. It will be part of their downstructuring peachy, my care package has gone form 8 hrs p/w tailored to our needs to 3 hrs p/w running around not getting respite, or worse still having to stay in the house whilst 'repsite' take place i have made an official complaint, I suggest you do the same

They managed it the last 4 years; it was the deal we made when they refused to offer respite.

But SW typically on AL anyway so cannot reach him.

Anything else will involve yet another Carer's Assessment; seem to be annual ATM.

I;d give up except ds2 has two massive scratches on his face from ds1, I can't afford to give up!

well social services are always the same.

My social worker says " oh we at SS are ALL FOR those with special needs attending mainstream activities'

what he means is 'over my dead body will we help to support you child to do so'

Luckily mine aren't at resi. Mind, just taken the call to say that despite being reharded as high priority BOTH boy's summer palces have been pulled as they can't get anyone in to care for them. It's an MS scheme that anyone can attend but they are supposed to ahve access to a Key Worker. Both kids? Surely one could have gone and the other not, or reduced days or something? Why is my family taking both cuts? Buggers.

Have e-mailed SW but SW cvlosed our file after allocating the places so nowt will be done.

Hey ho.

At least I am home eh? If I was working that'd be a job down the swannie I guess.

I can't believe someone would be jealous that your child had to go to special school and even worse, a residential special school. It beggars belief

Ah yes

childminder's mate said OOOh i don't get a taxi to get my kids to school

Well love you live 8 miles away and campaigned for your child to attend this school when tehre was one 10m from your house; whereas my boys can't attend this local school (well, 2 do- somewhat sadly). can't being somewhat different from fancied.

Sorry been away from the thread wasting taxpayers money (work in the public sector so not unemployed but y'know nearly as bad).

Stepping out of character for a minute and going back a few pages, Peachy my comment about special schools came from DPs aunt - her daughter (16 at the time) has profound learning difficulties and they managed to find a residential place for her in a school relatively close by, aunts neighbour said "wouldn't it be nice if the state paid for all our kids to go to boarding school"

Not sure I can return to character now, the inside of my head feels grubby thinking like that.