The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck. I have just realised after explaining something that I know but had temporarily forgotten (subconciously??).

I am going to lose £10 a WEEK CTC as of next week. DS3 has just turned 1yo. Shit fuck and bollocks. I don't know where to cut the £10 a week from. Bus fares to school? Food shopping? Gas? Electric? Water? ARSEBISCUITS.

I haven't seen it - thankfully. Poor woman obviously can't face reality.

Must have missed that DV thread. Sounds horiffic.

Good, Hunty. Glad to see that the posters on THC's thread have finally gotten through to you.

I cannot believe anyone can defend the situation as "normal" that a couple with two incomes cannot afford to heat their house. Am aghast.

Aghast is a good word. Goes well with Frothers.

Just caught up on that thread about DV (saw it last night but didn't post as I had nothing to add to what the other posters were saying) - I cannot believe she is going to take him back. Those poor children.

Yes - I MUST stay at home instead of going to a meet-up. Mustn't spend a penny of taxpayers money on anything so exciting as something social for myself. I obviously don't know my place, and should shine 100 Tories shoes with my own spit so that I can be deemed as worthy of support again...

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If I see Carol McGiffin then I will not slap her - I shall hawk up a nice PhlegmSpit and cough it onto her shoes. Can't get arrested for that. And if I did then no judge in the land would convict me.

Mme - I WOULD do that but I don't watch EE and so wouldn't recognise any of them anyway!

Oh, Val. I posted on that thread. How gutting that she is going to give him another chance.

Shirley
if you see someone from Eastenders would you tell them that your friend MmeLindor thinks that it is a shit soap and would rather scrub her eyeballs with a brillo pad than watch it. Ta.

DS was more into drawing on furniture. One one memorable occasion he wrote his name on my desk then said it wasn't him. I did wonder about his intelligence there actually. YOU SIGNED YOUR NAME, I recall screeching.

green felt tips that should say

My daughter (14) did a henna tattoo up her arm and that lasted for weeks, just a progression from free felt tips really!

Oh God NO Poledra, DS1 is WORSE at drawing on himself than he was as a toddler.

Also he wears bracelets which are not bracelets but shoelaces and they are gipping.

I a trying to think of someone fit from the telly that you can go and do a sneaky crotch brush in my honour.

Oh, Shirl, I thought they grew out of drawing shit on themselves

(relives the horrible memories of having a lie-in when the clocks went back and DDs 2 and 3 drawing all over themselves in felt-tip pen. Have you ever tried to get green felt-tip out of a chubby 3-yo's belly button??)

I am going to just lurk in the men's toilets all night I think.

Same shit Different day

No not live updates. I have a shed load of paperwork to get on with tonight and i will never get it done if i am constantly refreshing your thread awaiting news of some grapple with a soap "star"

Yes Val, tonight is the night for me to meet a dead famous good looking person who is also nice and at the NTA and fall in love and get married and have loads of money and then I can be a right winger and I will be HORRID to you all.

Might do a thread about tonight in chat actually and do LIVE UPDATES.

Peachy - my eldest is all hair and bracelets and drawing shit on himself and playing the guitar and liking heavy metal.

TeWi thank you, the boys are cute- but that was only 2 of them ds1 is the one who gets the most attention, all blonde curls and blue eyes. Sadly he now wants to be Slash from Guns n roses- well am OK with that, good taste etc- but insists on wearing a top hat all the time now after seeing that on YouTube. oh dear.

he does carry it off though, wants to work in design (jewellery design)- that type of kid.

Anyway April 28th good for me. March a bit soon tbh.

other points: I too have hummongbird book, or rather I did before it was nicked by an evil old lady and taken to torquey . And no Yurt but do have a SoulPad Bell tent which can be fitted with a brazier (indeed, tis our secret 'if we are evicited any time except deep winter' option! foolish really, as we have annual leases that expire in November and can pay rent but heck am a planner ;) )

And hahahahahahaha

Morning all.

Is today the day Shirley goes dinning with the stars? If so have a fab time. And leave the waiters alone.

came on all refreshed for a new day of fighting the fuckheads. Only to see that a woman who ws knocked unconscious by her "loving" husband because she started cooking and he had told her not to, is going to take him back.

He did it in front of her 4 year old, she came round to the sound of her crying that her mummy was dead.

it has totally taken my fight away.
So i shall be hiding here for a while till it comes back.

but he can't even find a red blanket.

Oh...yes, you are right

Marvellous.

IgglePiggle would do a much better job

aww I love IgglePiggle (the real one) ..it's a travesty!

Ratherbe
It is brilliant. Well done. Have tweeted.

Will go back to the frothers thread for shop talk now.