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The Mumsnet Degree

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isthatporridgeinyourhair · 23/06/2010 11:37

A dead cert would be; The Life and Works of Jilly Cooper.

So if there was a degree in Mumsnet what would you put on the syllabus?

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JulesJules · 23/06/2010 22:22

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ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 23/06/2010 22:18

not sure about what to study but surely the school song should be the llama song?

piprabbit · 23/06/2010 22:14

Optional extra course for those with a keen interest on how to stalk monitor other users, with a special reference to the use of spreadsheets.

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:10

Big Tech, Tech, YetMoreTech, TomTech, NikitaTech. Discuss.

Lilymaid · 23/06/2010 22:09

The evolution of the comic thread with special reference to Governess thread and any number of other classics.

Cyclops · 23/06/2010 22:08

The Art of the Mooncup

How to Read a Thread Before Posting

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:08

Shopping lists, and how to write them for the highest level of obfuscation

piprabbit · 23/06/2010 22:07

"The Flounce."

followed by

"Returning with dignity."

piratecat · 23/06/2010 22:05

AIBU by proxy

give examples,

discuss

i would fail!!!

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/06/2010 22:02

Emoticons and how to use them to best effect Gin

Portofino · 23/06/2010 22:00

Mumsnet Classics

EnglandAllenPoe · 23/06/2010 20:25

and for airy-fairy types 'The History of Being Unreasonable'

EnglandAllenPoe · 23/06/2010 20:10

Am I Being Unreasonable - introduction (for first years)

Am I Being Unreasonable (advanced) for more skilled hands...

itsonlyajob · 23/06/2010 15:06

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isthatporridgeinyourhair · 23/06/2010 15:03

at MmeLindt

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MmeLindt · 23/06/2010 15:00

Procastination and Mumsnet

Might leave that course for later in the term though.

BythewayItsStillMe · 23/06/2010 14:29

HoneyDragon, I'm off to look for lego instructions now, I'm sure DS will need them in a couple of years soon. I can save myself even more time!

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 23/06/2010 14:17

poncification: why waitrose is soooo much better than asda.

followed by

seagull shoppers: the beauty of lidl.

honeydragon · 23/06/2010 14:03

LostArtofKeepingASecret

Lego 101

You print the instructions off the lego website whilst mumsnetting and drinking beverage of choice.

Provide child with instructions
In response to request for help state

"Mummy took an age to sort those out, you get started please, while I catch up on the work I should have been doing..."

resume Mumsnet and beverage.

Class dismissed

dilemma456 · 23/06/2010 14:01

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BelleDameSansMerci · 23/06/2010 13:55

Cat's bum mouth and the appropriate use thereof...

Flisspaps · 23/06/2010 13:44

Dealing with PILs - a practical guide in assertiveness

Fuckwit avoidance for beginners

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 23/06/2010 13:22

ff/bf and SAHM/WOHM great battles of our time