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wedding dance thriller hell.

753 replies

shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 20:55

that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

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schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 17:02

ah - its not my mums fault.
its mums friend - who funnily enough was in the dance too.

am wondering if shes trying to hope we will all forget about it?

i damn well would go an dget it as well. except i only know what town she lives in. though i could go knowing on everydoor...

lol

sorry to ruin it...

stealthsquiggle · 21/05/2010 17:01

oh FGS schmon's Mum (and friend), come on

Personally I think you outshone her and she is sulking and trying to suppress all video footage as a result [suspicious]

PacificDogwood · 21/05/2010 16:58

Aaaaargh! I've been trying to resist this thread of ages, but here I am, damn you, schmon or rather schmon's mum!!

Gawn then, I'm ready.

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 21/05/2010 16:57

Get in the car now! You know you want to!

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 21/05/2010 16:56

Schmon - you just RUINED Friday night on Mumsnet !

schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 16:55

i did offer to drive to hers and get it. but she lives an hour away and mum told me not to be so silly and that wed is only a few days away.

which it is.

i supose

how rubbish

you think you lot all want to see it. how do you think i feel. i want to see it!!! it was me doing the damn thing and ive not seen it sober.

trumpton · 21/05/2010 16:51

NOOOOOOOO !! I am going on holiday on Sat 29th. Will have to cancel if video not up before then !!!

schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 16:46

lol - loving the funked up ditty!

but im arfraid its not happening today. mums friend forgot the disk. am most pissed off as is mum.

shes seeing her again wed so he has promised it for then.

what a let down.

WickedWitchSouthWest · 21/05/2010 16:15

Marking again!

merryberry · 21/05/2010 16:08

Tut, winged, don't you believe in the magic of Michael? If he could save the Earth he could funk you up anyday.

1.2.3
Easy as A.B.C
Who needs dignity?
Can't you see?
Sportsmanship, ain't for me.

Ye of little faith.

sherby · 21/05/2010 14:32

.

WingedVictory · 21/05/2010 14:29

Noooo, merryberry, it needs an Eton Boating Song roll to it! MJ far too jerky. And how do you do three-syllable words in a jerky style? Oof!

merryberry · 21/05/2010 13:37

I am actually sitting here trying to sing that ditty in a Michael Jackson voice.

WingedVictory · 21/05/2010 11:46

Definitely a sport, rather than an idiot!

There's little ditty about that:

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing
It's always pleasant when you spot it.
There's only one unpleasant thing:
You've got to lose to prove you've got it!

(in this case, the loss is a bit of dignity, but you're actually gaining the dignity back in your handling of this! )

schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 10:01

i know.

;)

a sport, or an idiot.....!!!!! lol

goldenticket · 21/05/2010 09:39

Marking - you are a complete sport for doing this

trumpton · 21/05/2010 09:35

No ! Now! No! Now ! I want instant gratification and I want it NOW

schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 09:33

lol - well you are going to have to.

yes, ive got to actually work first, shocking isnt it. Mum is meeting friend who taped it in her lunch break. So i also need to wait for mum to get home from work.

I texted her this morning ' do not forget the disk'

its terribly inconvienent, all this having to work isnt it!!

;)

GetThePartyStarted · 21/05/2010 09:19

Aaaaaaargh, not sure if I can wait any longer!!!!

BabyDubsEverywhere · 21/05/2010 08:28

Just marking my place, have been following the thread crying with laughter, cant wait for the vid

TheFoosa · 21/05/2010 08:24

ooh you are a tease

SpringHeeledJack · 21/05/2010 08:17

you're going to work first??

QOD · 21/05/2010 08:06

gah gah gah!

schmontilidrop · 21/05/2010 07:28

ive not got it yet. i said yesterday ill get it today. ive got go go to work first. it will probably be early evening today ( friday)

i think you should be able to search under my newly set up youtibe account: thenikpesto.

will post when ive done it

Amapoleon · 21/05/2010 00:01

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!

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