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wedding dance thriller hell.

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 20:55

that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

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piprabbit · 06/05/2010 21:18

Go to the toilet when the wedding dance starts. Hide there until it is all over. She won't be able to come looking for you until after the dance.

What's the worst she can do to you?

Or is that a question I should avoid asking?

brimfull · 06/05/2010 21:17

we will hunt it down

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:16

i am not posting a link.

never going to happen.

no one will join in. I dont think you quite understand the scale of this thing. It would be like someone trying to join in a west end producton or something.

i was going to do it in flat shoes. brought esp for the dance. am not contemplating doing it in my heals. if its going online i want my legs to look good.

i really cannot belive this is happening

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Sassybeast · 06/05/2010 21:16

there you go - best dancer eh ? You've got nothing to worry about.

'wipes tears of laughter away'

MadamDeathstare · 06/05/2010 21:14

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:13

no - it is not a gothic wedding or anythng like that. its more posh and becks tbh.

she thinks it will be good and everyone will be jealous.

Will they fucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bloody knew she was lying when she said she told the woman not to film it.

She claims to love us.... im thinking differently

and no, i did not get my ears peirced and nor did i agree to change my siganture so my usual messy one did not mess up her wedding certificate.

my bridezilla mum is a little bit funny. if she wasnt my mum and it wasnt happening to me it would be very very funny.

sadly it will be me doing the bloody dance on saturday. i also failed to mention that having been declared best dancer. i am centre forward. in the postion of michael jackson.

There is no hiding.

bollocks

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Sassybeast · 06/05/2010 21:12

And have you got your ears pierced yet ?

Sassybeast · 06/05/2010 21:11

What happens if someone tries to join in ?

brimfull · 06/05/2010 21:10

OMG poor poor you

but I am looking forward to the you tube posting

QOD · 06/05/2010 21:10

OH please please link us to it when it's on

LMFAO!

(oh and re bridezilla and the ear rings - dd is being a bridesmaid "has she got pierced ears?" - no - said I - "can she get them pierced?"

no... said I

LOL

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:09

saturday. actually in about 48 hrs time

yes, its tacky. it horrible.

it caused world war 3 as noone wanted to do it.

Noone can join in. its a properly cheorographed dance. with spacing, and lights and timing and everything. it is not just some people standing in a line doing the dance. we are in formation. With moving places and oh my god this just cannot be happening........

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Bananaketchup · 06/05/2010 21:07

holy fucking jesus. Does your mum not like you or something? If it was me I think I'd be eyeing up which flight of stairs looked the least painful to hurl myself down. Or looking into whether I was too old to divorce my mum.

paisleyleaf · 06/05/2010 21:07

I remember the other thread
I hope you don't mind me linking - but your bridezilla mum is funny!
I just knew this would end up on you tube
Have you got you ears pierced yet?

MadamDeathstare · 06/05/2010 21:07

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BudaisintheZONE · 06/05/2010 21:06

OMG. No. Really. No. The first few weddings who did this got away with it because it was unusual. Now it's just tacky.

I would just refuse. But I am know to be a stubborn cow!

ImSoNotTelling · 06/05/2010 21:05

Oh dear god. Now I have heard it all.

Good luck with that.

(sorry)

When's the big day?

RandomEuro · 06/05/2010 21:05

Id go for the get drunk option shoptil

You never know, other guests might join you on the dance floor and enter into the spirit of things?

MrsFogi · 06/05/2010 21:04

I think the only solution is to go heavily disguised so noone will recognise you on YouTube - you will then be able to throw yourself into the dance with gusto and at the wedding when asked about your make-up/attire claim it is your special wedding outfit.

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:04

a mask might help. but i dont think we will be allowed.

i have to do this shimmy bit. im worried my boobs might fall out of my dress.

What if they do and its caught on you tube.
What if i end up flashing nipple on you tube

OH MY GOD

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:03

yes. but would you be laughing if it was you.

NO.

I said this to the over enthuastic wedding planner who was going on about how exciting it was, and how much she was looking forward to it.

Seriously, seriously unfunny.

Its going on youtube.

WHY!

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Sassybeast · 06/05/2010 21:02

I'm sorry. It's mean. But OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadamDeathstare · 06/05/2010 21:02

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BallpointPen · 06/05/2010 21:00

and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 21:00

doesnt matter if they are drunk or not. it will be going on youtube!!!
they will be able to watch it over and over again as many times as they want.

I cant decide if its better for me to be very very drunk so i dont care, but possibly look worse. or to be sober, cringeing.. but look better.

There is no getting out of it, failing a broken leg... which at this point is an option i am considering

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RandomEuro · 06/05/2010 20:59

Re. my first post, I think just Oh noes covers it

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