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mumsnet-o-matic

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 14:37

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 19:46

RESEARCH FINDS WOHM MORE LIKELY TO RESORT TO TUNA PASTA BAKE

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CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:30

this thread is my new spiritual home

'CUNT' RECLAIMED: TfL LOST PROPERTY RELIEVED TO LOCATE ORIGINAL OWNER

MamaGoblin · 30/09/2009 18:23

BABY-LED WEANING GAVE MY SCHOOL RUN DRESS CANCER!

Themasterandmargaritas · 30/09/2009 18:21

GORDON BROWN STORMS OUT OF LIVE WEBCHAT; 'THEY JUST KEPT ASKING ME IF I WAS A MOLDIE'

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:19

EAGERLY AWAITED SWINE FLU BARBIE HITS STORES IN TIME FOR XMAS. Also assists in 4th birthday present dilemmas

StillSquiffy · 30/09/2009 18:13

TECHIE VACCINATED MY KIDS WITH BODEN; THEY'RE BANNED FROM THE WEDDING RECEPTION

OmicronPersei8 · 30/09/2009 18:11
Grin
CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:09

DEAD GUINEA PIG WAS FORCE-FED HARIBO, PICKLED IN FROOTSHOOT SAYS RSPCA INSPECTOR

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:06

RUPERT CAMPBELL-CACK: ADRIAN CHILES LINED UP FOR ROLE IN TV REMAKE OF COOPER CLASSIC. Miriam Margolyes to play Helen.

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:03

CATH KIDSTON TATTOOED MY NORKS WITH TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE: ALESHA DIXON BLAMED

seeker · 30/09/2009 17:18

WOMAN NAMES TWINS EMILY AND JACK. "THE MOST SHOCKING CASE I HAVE EVER WORKED ON" SAYS SOCIAL WORKER 'THESE CHILDREN WILL NEED YEARS OF COUNSELLING TO ESTABLISH THEIR IDENTITIES'

blushingm · 30/09/2009 17:13

G A : GREGGS ANONYMOUS..................MOTHERS SECRETLY MEETING FOR SNACKS AND CHAT

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 17:05

DOES MY FANJO LOOK BIG IN THIS MOONCUP

pmsl @ sgb

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TanteRose · 30/09/2009 16:16

MUMSNETTER WEIGHS BREASTS IN TESCOS: ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, SAYS SHOCKED MANAGER

cyteen · 30/09/2009 16:15

Bit of a blended MN/DM effort here: MN HAIRCUT GAVE ME CANCER

TanteRose · 30/09/2009 16:14

ROGUE POMANDER BLAMED FOR RISE IN TEEN PREGNANCY: MIDDLE ENGLAND UNLEASHES FURY

MrsMerryHenry · 30/09/2009 16:11

ROGUE MOONCUP CAUGHT FEEDING PFB FRUITSHOOTS: MOTHER BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING

PixieOnaLeaf · 30/09/2009 16:07

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minervaitalica · 30/09/2009 16:07

SHOCK RISE IN COUNSELLING FOR MUMSNETTERS AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT LENTILS CAUSE CANCER, CHILD OBESITY AND GLOBAL WARMING

MrsMerryHenry · 30/09/2009 15:52

NETHUNS LAUNCH FRENZIED COLD-BLOODED ATTACK ON MUMSNET: SAVAGE HUGS AND KISSES UNLEASHED

nymphadora · 30/09/2009 15:50
Grin
MrsMerryHenry · 30/09/2009 15:49

PMSL at SGB!

OIL CLEANSING METHOD BLAMED FOR STEEP INCREASE IN PUBLIC FANJO DRYING

Lexilicious · 30/09/2009 15:38

OFSTED MANDATING WEANING BEFORE MOTHERS RETURN TO WORK, MILs ACTING AS WETNURSES CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE GETOUT; AIBU TO SAY DH CAN'T HAVE BITTY AS WELL?

sarah293 · 30/09/2009 15:06

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Geocentric · 30/09/2009 15:06

RIVAL GANGS OF BREASTFED AND BOTTLEFED BABIES FIGHT IT OUT IN P&T PARKING SPACE

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