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Most bizarre conversation you have had with a toddler lately?

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peppapighastakenovermylife · 17/07/2009 15:05

This morning on the way to nursery / work we were discussing how it was not a good idea to bite your tongue

We then criticised the cows for not being up yet (were not in their usual field) and how they must not have gone to bed at their usual bed time and how they would be very tired today

As random as they are I am really going to miss these conversations when they grow up

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MaryHuff · 17/07/2009 22:13

"We can't eat this mummy" - points to rind of a lime
"Only dead people, like Pepples* can eat it"

*(our deceased cat)

Hawkmoth · 17/07/2009 22:11

This was a joke, one of DD's 'lots of new jokes'.

Why did the toothbrush cross the sink?
Because it wanted to cross the computer.

She also had a mini-tant today when I changed channels and I couldn't figure out "Mummy, put the bat back on".

Cricket... obviously!

MarthaFarquhar · 17/07/2009 22:10

DD - I am a fish
Me - What sort of fish, darling?
DD - An Orange one
Me - Do you have a name?
DD - Dave Fish

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peppapighastakenovermylife · 17/07/2009 22:08

pmsl at the 'owls are nice'

I love the randomness

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mooki · 17/07/2009 21:17

'Owls are nice' said DD the other night as she drifted off to sleep.

Horton · 17/07/2009 15:50

DD and I had a long chat this morning about how if fish could fly then they'd get too dry in their nests. And last night in bed, she was very keen to know about the colour of every pair of pants I have ever owned. As I am forty, it was a bit hard to remember.

CMOTdibbler · 17/07/2009 15:11

On the way to nursery the other day, Ds was telling DH that he was fishing kittens out of the water for him, and that they were snuggling up in his fleece. Apparently they were to go to work with DH and help him with his work.

We often discuss whether the llamas are awake yet, and apparently sometimes they have gone to parties.

I love the random conversations

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