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Original poster

I seem to have had an accident

180 replies

FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:34

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

OP posts:
bargainhuntingbetty · 16/06/2009 22:06

Oh fanjo stop.

Ewe · 16/06/2009 22:06

PMSL

Excellent wind up!

PortBlacksandResident · 16/06/2009 22:06

and congratulations on being able to type so well given the circumstances.

Original poster
FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 22:06

Oh wow the walrus looks seems to be turning him on his erectile dysfunction is cured

Off to enjoy a bit of bum love.

Night all XXXX

OP posts:
bargainhuntingbetty · 16/06/2009 22:06

lol @ going to a&e and telling the triage nurse 'I have a splinter in my fanjo'. Oh the horror!!!! Good luck withh that one.

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 16/06/2009 22:05

really. how careless you are this evening....

Original poster
FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 22:04

well the splinter is out...the chopsticks worked. (Thanks to chinese dragon for the scrumptious take away earlier)

However he inserted them too far and they are now both lodged in my cervix, so my foof looks a bit like a walrus.

OP posts:
PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 22:04

Have you tried?? What did you get out??

vodkaandcoke · 16/06/2009 22:04

This is nearly as funny as the penguin thread!!

NoBiggy · 16/06/2009 22:04

Yes, come on Fanj, what has occurred?

sleepymommy · 16/06/2009 22:03

Oh Fuck what?

Gorionine · 16/06/2009 22:02

No tweezers to lend you but I have pata tongs, you do not have to give them back BTW.

controlfreakythecontrolfreak · 16/06/2009 22:02

tell them your name is mrs lollystick-dildo... or mrs fanjo-fiasco has a ring to it...

sleepymommy · 16/06/2009 22:02

PMSL!!!!!
If you are a troll, thank you, that's the best laugh I've had in ages!!!!

If you're not a troll, good luck. I don't know what else to tell you.

PortBlacksandResident · 16/06/2009 22:02

Brings a whole new meaning to this

TripleTroubleMuffin · 16/06/2009 22:01

If this is true - get to A&E. You just need ti say you have a splinter in your fanjo. You don't have to say how it got there. if you don't remove the splinter it will get infected.

PlumBumMum · 16/06/2009 22:01

Oh NO DON'T GO THERE dh and I seen Archie on one of those Channel 4 programes it was horrible

Original poster
FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 22:01

Oh fuck

OP posts:
nickytwotimes · 16/06/2009 21:59

YES coco, Archie does look a bit like he would, ahem, experience problems. Unless you dressed up like his nanny or somethingl,

NoBiggy · 16/06/2009 21:59

ROFL at "faux yacht shoved up my clopper"

OP, sorry to ROFL at this difficult time.

bargainhuntingbetty · 16/06/2009 21:59

PMSL @ straw and torch. Get to A&E.

PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 21:58

PMSL @ Archie!! Surely he is entirely asexual?!

nickytwotimes · 16/06/2009 21:58

rofl at salt water adn rum.

cocolepew · 16/06/2009 21:58

An inventor...hmmm is it Archie? He looks like someone who can't get it up. Stay away from his yoghurt pot collection.

nickytwotimes · 16/06/2009 21:57

Go to another A and E then?
Or the minor injuries of no ful A and E.

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