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Original poster

I seem to have had an accident

180 replies

FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:34

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

OP posts:
BennyAndJoon · 16/06/2009 23:29
psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 23:17

oh this is inspired

well done for a fab 'troll' thread

just what we all needed!!!

wolfnipplechips · 16/06/2009 23:08

giraffes, your going to have to change your name to thewalrus, that just made me cry with laughter, thanks.

kel4mum · 16/06/2009 22:55

Excellent thread, thanks for the giggle.

giraffesCantRunA10k · 16/06/2009 22:37

ah well needed to cheer myself up from my busted hand somehow

theDreadPirateRoberts · 16/06/2009 22:33

Oh giraffes - am now crying with laughter - walrus such an excellent touch

plonker · 16/06/2009 22:33

Genuis

Tillyscoutsmum · 16/06/2009 22:28

Hoorah - amusing trolling for once . Watch and learn amateurs

ThingOne · 16/06/2009 22:27

Snortle .

LackaDAISYcal · 16/06/2009 22:25
Grin
wisterialane · 16/06/2009 22:22

Very funny - almost caused me to go into labour at 39 weeks... for that, I would have been eternally grateful

giraffesCantRunA10k · 16/06/2009 22:21

Glad you liked.

ReneRusso · 16/06/2009 22:21

OP please show your dh this link
hope this helps

Tortoise · 16/06/2009 22:18

OMG lol pmsl! This thread is hilarious!
Especially 'penis splint' and walrus!

PlumBumMum · 16/06/2009 22:16

maybe a couple of chicken balls

Baisey · 16/06/2009 22:14

Oh dear me... Laughing to much... seriously my pelvic floor muscles are not what they used to be, I wonder if her DH has a little DIY cure for it??

Gorionine · 16/06/2009 22:14

If you did not need that pasta thingy, can I have it back then?

SlartyBartFast · 16/06/2009 22:13

ah so

TheOtherMaryPoppinsDiets · 16/06/2009 22:10

Prawn cracker anyone?

NoBiggy · 16/06/2009 22:10
differentID · 16/06/2009 22:10

fabulous. thank you whoever you are- you've brought a smile to MN this evening

Jaquelinehyde · 16/06/2009 22:08

I've gone right off chinese all of a sudden!

YanknCock · 16/06/2009 22:08
PacificDogwood · 16/06/2009 22:07

Enjoy, love, you've earned it!!

NoBiggy · 16/06/2009 22:07

Full marks to you for typing while tusked.

Standing up, I take it.