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I seem to have had an accident

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FanjoFiasco · 16/06/2009 21:34

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

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PumpkinsCantDanceTheTango · 18/10/2009 23:16

Oooh just seen this has been moved to classics - my first ever classics - its a proud night!

StarlightMcKenzie · 15/10/2009 16:43

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Tombliboobs · 26/08/2009 13:45

That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time, I hate missing out usually and coming to a thread late, but I think read as a whole thread it is a classic.

whomovedmychocolate · 26/08/2009 13:21

Gah, I'm here too late, she's revealed it as a troll, but I had an excellent excuse for the A&E docs 'I was demonstrating miniature hurdling to my hamster and missed a jump'

PeedOffWithNits · 26/08/2009 13:09

I can't believe I missed this thread, hilarious, good as Rhubarbs garlic up the fanjo thread!

am still spluttering

GrimmaTheNome · 26/08/2009 13:07

Giraffes really CantRunA10K with splinters up their fanjos

oneopinionatedmother · 26/08/2009 12:59

absolutely hilarious!!

GeckoLovingHornedThing · 17/06/2009 20:13

That was hilarious
I came late and read it all
funny as hell
well done girrafes

giraffesCantRunA10k · 17/06/2009 20:05

aww you make me blush I thought I was going to get rumbled because I had been on about feast lollys earlier on and that inspired the thread. (NOT that I was tempted to try)

herbietea · 17/06/2009 15:27

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nickytwotimes · 17/06/2009 15:27

Well done giraffes!

I bloody loved that thread.

PacificDogwood · 17/06/2009 15:15

I just reread the whole thing at work and agree this thread is worthy of some sort of Booker Prize for Trolling.
Go on, MNHQ, you know you want to ...

LovingtheSilverFox · 17/06/2009 15:10

Could we have rosettes for funny threads? That would be good, they could show on your profile!

And come in different colours, like a ranking system.....

LovingtheSilverFox · 17/06/2009 15:09

I am luaghing out loud, and getting puzzled looks from 6 mnth old DTs. I was thinking that if DH and I get drunk together, these sort of bedroom accidents could occur to us if we weren't more careful!

I think you should have a rosette! Reminds me of the " My husband wants me to dress as Sportacus" thread a while back. I need a wee now!

tinseltot · 17/06/2009 14:51

God bless you Giraffe. This is a masterclass in trolling at its absolute best. Tears of laughter are just starting to dry now..........

JackBauer · 17/06/2009 14:39

Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Please move to Classics MNHQ!

EyeballsandherSunburntNorks · 17/06/2009 14:21

I can't even begin to explain to my workmates why there is coke coming out of my nose at the moment so I am bookmarking this for later, so I can piss myself in peace

weegiemum · 17/06/2009 14:17

I just laughed so hard that fizzy water came down my nose - at "penis splint"

thanks for cheering up a rather dull day!

Fimbo · 17/06/2009 14:04

Oh this has to go in Classics.

Well done Giraffe.

See now Trolls take note, this is how its done!

VinegarTits · 17/06/2009 13:43

who are you OP? excellent trolling i was sitting here going 'oooh' 'owww' 'ouch' 'argh'

triggerhappybaby · 17/06/2009 13:35

I have never in all my 35 years ever been in tears of laughter before. There is mascara everywhere.

Stayingsunnygirl · 17/06/2009 08:53

Hmmmm

Frizbe · 16/06/2009 23:57

fantastic thread, faux yacht had me rolling on the floor

Frizbe · 16/06/2009 23:57

fantastic thread, faux yacht had me rolling on the floor

nevergoogledragonbutter · 16/06/2009 23:36

I always wondered how they get those boats inside the bottle.

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