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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 20:09

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RustyBunny · 10/04/2009 20:07

But they might have been waiting for the denouement - after all it would have been a dead giveaway to have printed it before today.... much better story if they waited.
Maybe they had a photographer lurking there....

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 20:04

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sockmonkey · 10/04/2009 20:03

Great threads guys. Well done

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RustyBunny · 10/04/2009 20:00

So, bearing in mind the number of journalists who see MN as the source of an easy story, it's not that unlikely that this will make the papers - what will you do then Shiney?

lemonadesparkle · 10/04/2009 20:00

Oldraver, he's spent the majority of last 4 and half years bobbing back, forth and around Antarctica so Falklands feels like his second home. I think he was enjoying it until the weather turned recently and he discovered ours at home was for once better than his . Oh and the sudden plague of mice that are now eating their way through all his possesions seem to have added a new level of loathing and he's NOW ready to come home

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oldraver · 10/04/2009 19:52

I think for his sins he should be sent to the Falklands..Lemonade did your DH hate it as much as mine did ??

Ohforfoxsake · 10/04/2009 19:51

But the "You are an idiot" email is just too good not to send

P-P-P-P-Pleeeeeeaaaaase???

Ohforfoxsake · 10/04/2009 19:49

Shiney and Tiger

Thank you for bringing some brightness to my miserable bank holiday.

A classic.

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BonzoDoodah · 10/04/2009 19:48

Brilliant update Tiger thanks for being the eyes for us all.

Shiney - surely he's going to text you again as normal. Are you just going to blank him from now on?

I am trying to decide which of these mugs we all need now ....
ThePersuitof_Love
or
PrideandPrejudice

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 19:47

well I think his anorak must have been covering it. And however much I heart you all ladies, I was not going to get down on my knees in front of him and pull up his cagoule to check

lemonadesparkle · 10/04/2009 19:44

Have been following both threads and its been sooo much fun .

My dh is due back from 6months in penguin paradise (Falklands) next month and will be flying into BZN...I'm sure him and his mates would love to deliver some penguin related gifts to the man with the go-faster stripes.

Oooh and just remembered that dh has learnt how to make origami penguins while down there (am guessing he was bored)so could set him to work now to create a whole colony in time for homecoming

LadyOfScoffleTheEasterEggs · 10/04/2009 19:39

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Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 19:32

I wondered if this would happen

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 19:23

maybe the keyring was covered by his kagoul? was there a little penguin-shaped bump tiger?

kitbit · 10/04/2009 19:22

Send him a text Shiny - "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave..."

mychildrenarebarmy · 10/04/2009 19:12

oooo yes paisley we need to know this Tiger, it must be the final confirmation of just what sort of chap he is!

paisleyleaf · 10/04/2009 19:06

Did he have the dangly penguin keyring?

mychildrenarebarmy · 10/04/2009 19:05

Have just caught up after we had to go and have tea. Tiger and Shiny, thank you. The most fun I have had on an internet forum ever. I'm another one in the please send him the penguin stare email camp though.

BottySpottom · 10/04/2009 19:05

'Hobnobs all round!!' eh Macdog? Penguins surely.

Amapoleon · 10/04/2009 18:54

Brilliant, well done the pair of you!