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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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Kayteee · 24/04/2009 21:27

Yay! Re-read the whole thing with ds this morning. He thought it was brilliant.

YanknCock · 24/04/2009 21:25
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lottiejenkins · 24/04/2009 21:17

Well spill then........... We've been waiting ages!!!!

FrankMustard · 24/04/2009 21:17

tell us tell us tell us!!!!

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MeMySonAndI · 22/04/2009 16:30

Are penguins monogamous? just wondering

Nah... we need to have a bit of an epilogue please!

AllThreeWays · 21/04/2009 08:31

Yes yes update pretty please with sugar on top

TrillianAstra · 20/04/2009 17:48

Well?

BottySpottom · 20/04/2009 17:37

Gosh, I hope she hasn't gone back to him ... Shineon ... we need to know!

trixymalixy · 20/04/2009 13:34

Any updates?

Pleeeeease!!

bohemianbint · 16/04/2009 21:13

Oooh, I want to know too!

BonzoDoodah · 16/04/2009 17:56

Yes Shineon how have you got on with him since the weekend? Do you think he's cottoned on yet?

mychildrenarebarmy · 15/04/2009 19:56

Was wondering the same thing myself. Did he respond to the penguin stare email?

BottySpottom · 15/04/2009 19:29

OK, I knooow this has been done to death, but just before I click 'remove watch', was there any more news from him Shineon?

TrillianEAstraEgg · 12/04/2009 22:17

Well done Shiney and tiger, fantastic stitching-up of someone who more than deserved it.

pingviner · 12/04/2009 18:35

Grr, too late to thread cant belive I missed the penguin love rat fun!
(pingviner and the little pingvin were in denmark)

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juneybean · 12/04/2009 17:41

Hahahaha yess! I couldn't believe my eyes. I also went to my mums and there were penguins in the fridge!!!!

It's a sign.

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Watchtheworldcomealivetonight · 12/04/2009 14:11

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oldraver · 12/04/2009 13:40

I did see at a zoo 'ZooPoo' for sale not sure which one it was

BalloonSlayer · 12/04/2009 07:27

"ordering penguin related shit "

  • that's a good idea Shiney! Dump a lorry-load of penguin shit in his front garden... aah!
thumbbunny · 11/04/2009 23:28

Shiney, I do hope you get a chance to dump him and manage to sneak in something about the exclusivity thing while doing it - don't let it just fizzle out!

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heyvick · 11/04/2009 22:30

Happy Easter everyone .
6.20am, ready for the kids to come in at 6.30.
The kangaroo's been and dropped off the easter eggs, heyvick's obviously been a good girl this year
What am I going to do for fun now this is all over????
I agree with you shiney, there's a fine line between fun and nasty. Heyvick still wants to send him a penguin something tho lol.
If you're going to speak to him to finish things, perhaps tell him you don't think this exclusivity thing is working for either of you, and leave it at that?
Can you do penguin impersonations? You could slip one in there somewhere when you're talking to him lol.
Oooooooo, do you have any birdlife music you could have playing in the background when you talk to him?? I bet you could download a sound clip and have that playing when you talk to him , or you might be able to put it on your phone (heyvick is not the least bit technical, has basic phone set-up)
ahah, found one ---> look
Thanks again for all the entertainment ladies, we're certainly an evil lot - never underestimate the power of a woman, especially one who's being two-timed lol.