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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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mummypumpkin · 24/09/2009 02:57

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LadyPinkofPinkerton · 02/05/2009 18:39

JUst caught up with what happened with this story. Absolutley brilliant
He totally got what he deserved

RumourOfAHurricane · 30/04/2009 15:42

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VinegarTitsTheSwine · 30/04/2009 12:41

Just caught up with this at last and just wanted to say PMSL and i told my work collegues about this and they are PTSL too

Please send him this thread so he can see how many people (hundreds) know how much of a tit he made of himself

Your a hero Shiney, a payback to all cock munchers the world over

Northernlurker · 30/04/2009 07:56

He really is staggeringly thick isn't he? I think what he meant with the job reference was that as the guardians of public safety the police wouldn't indulge in ensuring that a total twat got his comeuppance. Like I said - he's very, very thick!

mychildrenarebarmy · 30/04/2009 07:32

Blimey, how dense can one man be?!?!?!

Dior · 28/04/2009 23:43

Glad I found this, I was going to post and ask for an update.

Can't believe he is only just twigging - bless him.

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/04/2009 20:59

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nkf · 28/04/2009 20:44

I love the fact that he's so coy in the message. That vague reference to something that happened. Hedging his bets. Just like he was with the relationship.

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/04/2009 20:41

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oldraver · 28/04/2009 15:06

Hmm he really is very thick. The reference to your job sounds a bit of a threat to me ?? As in ner ner I'll tell on ya

BonzoDoodah · 28/04/2009 14:49

Exactly Trillian ... HE doesn't think it was a great thing to do ... he who asked for exclusvity! PMSL at the plonker! It took him how long?
Thanks for more fun Shiney!!

MrsGokWan · 28/04/2009 14:32

Shineon you are really a legend and you deserve better than that twat gentleman.

Glad that your workmates enjoyed it as well. This guy must be the most well known, anonymous bloke in the country

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TrillianAstra · 28/04/2009 08:47

"I don't think that was a great thing to do"!?

What, and chatting up and arrangeing to go on a date with a "wrong number" was a perfectly reasonable thing to do?

BillSilverFoxBuchanan · 28/04/2009 00:42

I can't believe that it's taken him this long to figure it out!!

Bloody hilarious

ChippingIn · 27/04/2009 23:50

your song

ChippingIn · 27/04/2009 23:49

Excellent

So finally he's getting there?

How about replying... 'Sorry I missed your call. I was out, just went to get some Fish and Chips with a new friend Jane, also got a chocolate biscuit - penguin I think. Now, what was the thing that happened recently???'... and slip in this link [ your song]

tigerdriver · 27/04/2009 22:26

Hiya Shiney - just read the update. Loving it. Just think, if you hadn't been anything to do with "something that recently happened" you'd be very after that message. Love your "chick tik" reference, how did you manage to get that in?

Maybe some kind soul has pointed him to this thread. Maybe he's feeling a bit of a plonker.

Bet he steers clear of big black'n'white birds for a bit

Rialentless · 27/04/2009 22:21

thanks for update shiney, and also for explaining your job - I was imagining you as am animal welfare officer (penguins should NOT have relationships with human beings... unless it's exclusive)

are you tempted to ring him and ask what it was that "happened recently" and deny all knowledge?

hooray for penguingate

GumsNRoses · 27/04/2009 22:15

OMG what a twat, thanks for update.....men be warned lol

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cheltenhamgal · 27/04/2009 17:37

ooooooooooh bloody brilliant

Rialentless · 27/04/2009 14:00
Grin