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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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LilRedWG · 10/04/2009 16:42

Please tell me you are joking - he's proved to be more than capable of cheating on you.

goingplaces · 10/04/2009 16:42

Jean LOL

FAQinglovely · 10/04/2009 16:41
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JeanPoole · 10/04/2009 16:40

jane lol

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LilRedWG · 10/04/2009 16:40

So - you are still going to go out with this guy?????

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FAQinglovely · 10/04/2009 16:39

ok can someone please give me a really quick (haha) summary of what happpened??

I only read the first 50 posts or so have no idea what happened - who is "tiger" and what has she got to do with it all???

JuxaLOTmoreChocolate · 10/04/2009 16:38

well done for going through with it. Now we're just waiting for tiger. Hope she and her dcs had a nice time.

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oldraver · 10/04/2009 16:37

Aha.. I had one of those moments this morning when going to the shop and spotted a K reg sliver M3. From your description it sounded like a car he would drive lol

LilRedWG · 10/04/2009 16:36

DH said, please tell him you are dumping the twat.

soon2befamilyof4 · 10/04/2009 16:36

Have only just seen this thread (well, the first one). WELL DONE! There are so many arseholes around!

I do wonder though if he never finds out who it is if he will learn from it?

Think it is brilliant though. Myself and my friend did something similar years ago when her boyfriend tried it on with me - I didnt know who he was to start with. (We were only like 16 lol). and she wanted to see how far he would take it and I arranged to meet him and he stood there like a twat for ages. Love it.

Flight - I can't believe you are feeling sorry for him. HE is the one in the wrong.

DitaVonCheese · 10/04/2009 16:35

Hee hee hee, so glad he turned up

but I do feel a tiny bit sorry for him too, waiting around in the rain and now driving himself mad trying to work out who it is. Have to keep reminding myself what a numpty he is.

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BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 16:34

That was pure brilliance!

I so want him to see the thread at some point...can't you email him the "look into the burning eyes of the penguins and CHANGE YOUR WAYS" pic, pleeeeeease?!

ROFL

MrsMagooo · 10/04/2009 16:34

PMSL - I absolutely love it - way to go you

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 16:33

lol @ penguin plan.

I can't keep up.

thanks screaming.

Biscuits4cheese · 10/04/2009 16:32

shineon were you in phone/text contact with tiger? What has she said?

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YanknbeforetheCockcrows · 10/04/2009 16:31

The penguin would probably need a flippers-free kit too. . .

chickaleggjac · 10/04/2009 16:31

shiney you should change your number now

StrawberryWinders · 10/04/2009 16:30

Guess you won't be needing that overdraft then

"are you a real person?" priceless

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