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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

487 replies

juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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nannyegg · 10/04/2009 17:40

Blimey this has moved on a fair bit! Will go back and have a good read of both threads.

I'm pleased the silly sod got his comeuppance though, can't wait for tiger's update.

What a good Friday (sorry)

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 17:40

Hey guys, I'm BAAACK.

sarah293 · 10/04/2009 17:39

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mamhaf · 10/04/2009 17:38

Perhaps Tiger is an undercover Sun reporter - it'll be all over the paper tomorrow "Squaddie's p-p-penguin hell"

magentadreamer · 10/04/2009 17:35

Thankfully my DD is with her dad or else she'd be calling childline by now!

screamingabdab · 10/04/2009 17:34

shiney ROFL

Who could blame her? He sounded like a rather attractive proposition from the way you described him

LobstersLass · 10/04/2009 17:31

Shiney, your threads have had me laughing all day. Can't wait for Tiger to log-on...

kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:30

If there is anyone there next to the monkey enclosure next weekend singing "oo oo oo the funky gibbon" under their breath and looking around shiftily we'll know you've been on MN all day today!!!!

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:29

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macdoodle · 10/04/2009 17:29

Another lurker just marking my place for when Tigers back

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 17:29

... whilst waiting with bated breath for Tiger

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 17:29

had to come back to post this for the monkey man.

now, have to cook fish for my children...

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:28

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Nancy66 · 10/04/2009 17:27

Tell him that:

It's time for you to spread your wings
It's nothing to get in a flap about
there are plenty more fish in the sea
and romance can't always be black and white...

and if he doesn't click then he really is thick.

oldraver · 10/04/2009 17:26

Oooh Oooh, I'd be up for the Wildlife Park

Shine its actually quite worrying that this is the calibre of person thats defending our country

PringlePopper · 10/04/2009 17:24

I would just have to let him know it was me who set him up, teach him not to mess with the best!

You could send him the original ' Hi you, how are ya?' text adding 'this is shiny on her new number, the one you are now blocked from calling'. Oooh gooo on, let him know you are a force to be reckoned with

leonifay · 10/04/2009 17:23

genious, this is great. come on tiger, i'm dying to hear your report!

cornsilk · 10/04/2009 17:23

Maybe she quite liked him...

BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 17:21

Come on Tiger...I bet she felt sorry for him stood out in the rain

kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:19

snort @ rially

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:19

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LackaDAISYcal · 10/04/2009 17:19

just bookmarking for tiger's report

well done on sucking him in shiney

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 17:18

fancy a cup of PG Tips with that chocolate biscuit?

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kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:17

What about the Cotswold wildlife park at Burford? There are monkeys there.