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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

487 replies

juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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Calyx · 10/04/2009 18:09

LOL @ 'his jacket was quite snug'

screamingabdab · 10/04/2009 18:08

Well done. This has been fun

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:08

I reckon he was waiting about 25 mins before we hacked it. The penguin feeding was at 2.30 and we got there a few mins before it started. So if he really did stand there until Shiny's last text he'd have been there, in the rain, for about 40 mins. Nitwit.

His jacket was quite snug, let's put it that way.

Havent had this much fun for years

gagamama · 10/04/2009 18:08

P-P-P-PMSL!

Poor sod, stood in the rain outside a penguin enclosure, hoping to get laid! (Pun totally intended...)

GumsNRoses · 10/04/2009 18:08

Fantastic, ty Shiney and Tiger for the most entertaining thread of the year, lol at Tigers Ds

This thread should be a warning to all Numpty's......don't mess about our MNetters OR ELSE

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunchie · 10/04/2009 18:07

Brilliant

Calyx · 10/04/2009 18:07

Tiger no apologies it was worth the wait! Still chortling at him getting wetter and wetter after saying mean things about his "ex" gf Shiney to a complete stranger (after having made a big deal about him and Shiney having to be exclusive)... karma I tell you, karma!

vodkaandcoke · 10/04/2009 18:06

Superb ending. Well done to Shiny and Tiger.

cheltenhamgal · 10/04/2009 18:05

brilliant, so glad that he got his comeuppance although I was planning on taking my DD there in a couple of weeks, she will wonder what on earth I am laughing at when we walk up to go in lol

KinderEggKayzr · 10/04/2009 18:05

Brilliant Tiger!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Nyx · 10/04/2009 18:05

Oh well done Tiger, and Tigercub, fab job! LOL Am so chuffed at the ending to the saga...daft 'trying to be a love-rat' bloke left standing in the rain...priceless!

LilRedWG · 10/04/2009 18:04

Well done both! This is a MN Classic if I've ever seen one!

cupofteaplease · 10/04/2009 18:04

Oh, I actually ended up feeling a little for him! Poor, damp fella! Well done Tiger for going- hope your son enjoyed the penguins.

BottySpottom · 10/04/2009 18:04

FANTASTIC [GRIN]. So how long was he waiting by the time you left?

YanknbeforetheCockcrows · 10/04/2009 18:03

Hee hee hee hee heee hee!!!

Chortling madly now, well done Tiger, and well done Shiney!

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:03

Sorry about the delays. We did spend hours at Birdland and then had to get some groceries, and then I had to feed the cats, and then I told you I was back in case you thought I was awol and then I had a cuppa had to type it all up.

No pictures. I did feel a tiny tiny tiny bit sorry for him in the rain, but once that nanosecond was over, I think he got the soaking he was cruising for.

If only Jane had been a hairy handed biker though, that would have been something to see.

MarlaSinger · 10/04/2009 18:03

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namechangerforareason · 10/04/2009 18:03

I dont feel sorry in the slightest, he be a knob jockey & got away lightly IMO

Hope he gets man flu

sarah293 · 10/04/2009 18:03

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MuffinToptheMule · 10/04/2009 18:03

I can't believe he went. 'Jane' could have been a man or a 15 year old girl etc. Serves him right. (Although I do feel a bit sorry for him). Thank you Shineon and Tiger.

unfitmother · 10/04/2009 18:03

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chickaleggjac · 10/04/2009 18:03

Ha ha set up by the whole of the female population, if only he knew!!!!

nannyegg · 10/04/2009 18:02

OMG what a satisfying ending!

What a complete numpty!

DuffyFluckling · 10/04/2009 18:02

Well done Tiger!

Roffle at Tiger DS "the youknowwhat is still here!"

lou33 · 10/04/2009 18:02
Grin