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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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pginthecloset · 10/04/2009 18:24

I don't think I'm fashionable enough for birkenstocks. I find them ugly..

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:24

If am a troll I am damp one that smells of penguin poo. I AM NOT A TROLL

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 18:23

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nkf · 10/04/2009 18:23

What happened? Point me to the thread with the date update. Please pretty penguin please.

DitaVonCheese · 10/04/2009 18:23

Is anyone else a bit that it's all over?

At least there's three more days of weekend to go

LackaDAISYcal · 10/04/2009 18:22

well done tiger

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tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:22

TDEN have you posted on the wrong thread?

CKelpie · 10/04/2009 18:22

Fantastic write up Tiger, thank you both for a really good thread.

I do feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for him but not that much that I think he didn't thoroughly deserve what he got. He behaved very badly towards his 'exclusive' gf.

I would love to think that it will make him treat women better but from what you say, he is not that clever.

oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:21

BZN... thats exactly what I thought when people said they could be come back. Knowing how the forces work he would never say what happened due to his workmates ripping it out of him

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kitbit · 10/04/2009 18:19

BZN, email Penguin Jane and ask!

TheDevilEatsNestle · 10/04/2009 18:18

Oh now I know it's all a wind up.

We have been scoring trolls 2/10 quite a lot lately, this is a 10/10. Maybe we asked for it?

SpaceTrain · 10/04/2009 18:18

I agree BOF - the penguin stare "change your ways" link will round it all off nicely (and not meanly)

NotPlayingAnyMore · 10/04/2009 18:16

Great work, girls!

BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 18:15

This has been so fabulous...he wasn't hurt, he's just had his pride dented and, er, got a bit wet- a fitting come uppance for a playa of amateur status, methinks

Shiny, we need a little closure though: I'm still voting for the "change your ways" penguin morality pic - your identity can remain a mystery!

BillSilverFoxBuchanan · 10/04/2009 18:15

Brilliant ending. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Good work

BZN · 10/04/2009 18:14

Shame you have said you want to end it now - I would love to know which section he works in at BZN and get DH or one of his mates to leave a trail of penguin biscuits around the place!
(have namechanged but have been following the thread)

goingplaces · 10/04/2009 18:12

@ "go faster stripes"!

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oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:11

Tiger I am now gonna be looking for a 'snug fitting' cagoule with go faster stripes every time I go into town

NorkyButNice · 10/04/2009 18:11

Brilliant work all round.

Surely no sympathy allowed for a man who is cheating on his gf by even being there (as his intentions obviously weren't honourable with "Jane")!

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 18:10

thanks tiger.

shiny - Jane could send him this?

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