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Original poster

to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

218 replies

SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:12

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

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Simplysally · 20/02/2009 13:42

I've never heard of that (not saying I don't believe you) but surely it's not very hygienic to use a shared hairdryer for that?

Think I'll towel dry my hair in future .

Sheeta · 20/02/2009 13:41

AGRH!! Tea all over the keyboard.

arf.

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 13:40

Hilarious! I love these threads.

Can I say here that if you've had a bad birth tear, drying your bits with a hairdryer can assist with healing - medics advise it.

Drying them in public, however...bleuuurrrrgh!

PMSL at 'deflated'!

Simplysally · 20/02/2009 13:40

Was she heating up the straighteners as well?

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Must admit I tend to get changed in the cubicle if it's free to hide my saggy knickers gorgeous body. No need to make everyone jealous, now is there?

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 13:39

LadyThompson - quite right, in my gym you could get your fanny waxed for under a tenner. Mind you, it wouldn't help here, she was drying the whole lot!

bratnav · 20/02/2009 13:37

OMG how much hair must she have down there

LadyThompson · 20/02/2009 13:37

Oh my Lord. Get the management to circulate an email to inform all members that rococo, rapunzel-style minges are SOOOO 1980s. Quite aside from the hazard of her blowing her fanny germs all over the shop, it's just so darn....ungroomed.

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 13:35

MmeLindt - perhaps I'm hopelessly behind the times or maybe it's too darn cold in my house.

MrsStig · 20/02/2009 13:33

Maybe she gets a lot of water up there. It can happen if you have a weak pelvic floor.

I got fed up with "boob job lady" Who always dried her hair topples. Just no need, love.

MmeLindt · 20/02/2009 13:31

Try using a gym in Germany.

Lots of women vigourously showering, scrubbing minges and hairy arm pits.

MmeLindt · 20/02/2009 13:29

Wizzka
I blowdry my hair (head hair only, I hasten to add) in the nude, but only at home. I don't know why, just habit I guess.

LOL at a fascinator

moondog · 20/02/2009 13:29

I'm all for being inhibited and uptight in such situations.
Have no wish to see blowdried pubes or damp nipples.

Original poster
SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:28

LOl
God i am still seeing acres of white/pink arse

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VanessaParody · 20/02/2009 13:28

You certainly are being unreasonable. I think you sound quite inhibited and uptight tbh.

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 13:26

Lol at 'inflated'.

Original poster
SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:26

I am returning in 20 mins with a PIN

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gizmo · 20/02/2009 13:25

Wot, inflated?

Did you stay to see what happened when she took the hairdryer away? Please don't tell me she deflated?

Original poster
SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:24

Wizzka
I agree

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SobranieCocktail · 20/02/2009 13:24

LOLOL very funny thread!

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 13:24

And I used to be a bit at women who used the hairdryers for their head hair with nothing on. Call me old fashioned, but why not get dressed first. I don't want to have to stand next to somebody who's happily drying their hair and watching their own tits in the mirror.

This is way too much for me [shudders].

Original poster
SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:23

Maybe that is why she was so fat.

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giraffescantdancethetango · 20/02/2009 13:23

Isnt it dangerous to blow up your vag?

SobranieCocktail · 20/02/2009 13:21

ROFL at drying womb

Original poster
SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:21

Maybe ceolas can lend a fascinator?
arf

now she was drying her womb i think

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HairyMuff · 20/02/2009 13:20

Blimey was it that long she had to blow dry it?