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to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

218 replies

SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:12

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

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LadyThompson · 20/02/2009 14:22

And what, pray, is shocking about a bald minge? What shocks me are the sheer volume of fanny barnets that are so lustrous that they could have that look with the beads that Bo Derek sported in '10'

CatchaStar · 20/02/2009 14:20

That has just made me laugh so hard, I thought my lunch was going to come back up!

ThePregnantHedgeWitch · 20/02/2009 14:19

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MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 14:19

foxinsocks, you're supposed to do it under a smock. See? Easy.

Minge + strings!

brimfull · 20/02/2009 14:16

It's the walking around naked chatting to friends,see saw drying of minge with string hanging out that makes me ill.
I am also shocked at the amount of completely bald minges I see.
I am waiting for ds to comment on it.

MuppetsMuggle · 20/02/2009 14:15

I always go into the changing rooms to get changed after i've showered

Zaftig · 20/02/2009 14:15

Eww ewww ewwwwwwwww. That is just so wrong.

But I do dry my hair topless (at home not in public!!) or else my wet hair soaks my top. See, sensible.

MmeLindt · 20/02/2009 14:10

We had one woman in my gym back in Germany who would put body cream on everywhere in the middle of the changing room.

I never knew where to look

foxinsocks · 20/02/2009 14:10

oh I'm always naked in the gym. How do you get your clothes off without becoming naked at some point?

GetOrfMoiLand · 20/02/2009 14:08

Who are these women who walk around gyms naked? Why oh why would they do that?

Ditto drying standing legs akimbo, one foot on floor, one foot up on a bench, drying their legs all whilst talking to their (equally naked) friend about what petrol station sells the cheapest petrol that week (etc).

Nutters

MuppetsMuggle · 20/02/2009 14:08

This thread has cheered me up lol!

I admit i dry my head hair topless, get to hot and bothered. am waxed down there so no need to blow dry lol.

ToiletRollCover · 20/02/2009 14:08

Pmsl @ merkin on a coat hook!!!!!!!!

ByTheSea · 20/02/2009 14:07

Bwaahhaaaaa. What a visual I'm getting!

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 14:05

Did she use a comb to create a lovely parting?

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 14:04

If it was a mirkin surely she'd have whipped it off and hung it on a coat hook first?

foxinsocks · 20/02/2009 14:00

was it the BWA? we haven't seen BWA for ages

can see if you had hugely hairy minge that you might need a bit of extra drying to avoid massive wet knicker problems ewwww

lulabellarama · 20/02/2009 13:59

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ToiletRollCover · 20/02/2009 13:59

Maybe it was a pubic wig? A merkin.

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 13:59

This is the perfect Friday afternoon thread. Thanks ladies.

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 13:56

Not completely sure, actually - a friend was recommended it her eye-watering 3rd degree tear. An ex-nurse friend of mine suggested it to me, too. I think the idea is that if you keep the wound dry it will heal more easily. Apparently my friend was doing it once a few weeks after giving birth when she had a rather prudish male friend visiting...yup, you guessed it! He walked in on her mid-blow-dry!

However, using public hairdryers is a definite NO! And I should think if you're doing it post-bathing there isn't going to be lots of germery flying round the room!

Simplysally · 20/02/2009 13:52

Yes - what is it some sort of heat treatment?

AnnVan · 20/02/2009 13:51

Oh good god!! Unfortunately I have a very vivid imagination. bleurgh.

Funny thread though

donnie · 20/02/2009 13:51

why don't you keep an eye out for her next week and lend her a can of elnett? that ought to do it.

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 13:48

Simplysally - are you referring to my birth tear thing?

Sawing towels!!!!!!

poopscoop · 20/02/2009 13:45

pmsl at this thread - towels used in a sawing motion quote has played havoc with my pelvic floors