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to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

218 replies

SuperMario · 20/02/2009 13:12

there I was walking through to the pool for ds's swimming lesson ( thank God he had gone into the mens alone) and there was this sumo sized woman SQUATTING naked wiht flabby white arse using the GYMS hair dryer to blow dry her vagyinia

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TheThoughtPolice · 20/02/2009 15:21

'blown his balls up her'

Charming

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 15:20

Yes, I have a problem with that.

tinseltot · 20/02/2009 15:20

Sorry to shock girls. But someone had to voice the unthinkable!

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 15:19

Momentarily confused by 'I have even dried my hair in my bra'...huh? Hairy boobs?

LadyGooGoo · 20/02/2009 15:19

Gaaaghhhh!! Is it only me worrying about the heat of the hairdryer, can't stand it next to my ears, let alone my ovaries...dehydrated shrivelled genetalia

Am going for a lie down now..

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 15:17

Sorry, that wasn't meant to be a link.

I put cream on, but I do it in my bra and pants. Nice and sensible, my mum would be proud. I have even dried my hair in my bra to avoid getting hot and bothered, but I keep my modesty. I don't mind being naked in the changing room, but I don't think other people particularly want a naked catwalk show so I dress quickly. Does that make me a prude?

ClaraDeLaNoche · 20/02/2009 15:17

Yes Tinsel I'm afraid there is nothing anyone else can add to that. Am in shocked silence. And maybe suffering PTSD.

Wizzska · 20/02/2009 15:15

Tinsel . faints.

tinseltot · 20/02/2009 14:51

Urrrgh. How horrid. Just imagine if her oh had blown his balls up her the night before. Could easily end up with a situation where jizz drips all over the hair dryer nozzle!

Habbibu · 20/02/2009 14:50

Am surprised by the fear of nekkidness displayed here - I mean, you have to put cream on naked, don't you? Not much point in a beautifully moisturised jumper, is there?

And I'd say pubic hair is normal - haven't seen any baldness in any gyms I've been too. Why are so many women squeamish about other women's naked bodies? I barely register anything about them.

stinkymonkey · 20/02/2009 14:49

Did she by any chance have a tattoo on her bum as well? I am always astonished at the way every single woman getting changed at the gym (apart from me) seems to have a booty tatt. Sometimes wonder if I have missed the law that made arse branding compulsory and if I am in danger of being arrested by gym police for lack of tatt.

Flargle · 20/02/2009 14:48

I am never using a communal hairdryer again.

I'm even suspicious of my hairdresser now. And he's bald.

Flargle · 20/02/2009 14:47

[horrified]

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 14:44

I don't find Billy Connolly funny at the best of times but that is quite witty.

Reminds me of when I shaved my underarms this week, having got a bit lazy for a couple of weeks. It had grown long enough, thank you very much. (Think you can get away with it more easily when you're dark-skinned with dark hair; besides, it is winter - what better eco-friendly way to stay warm? )

DumbledoresGirl · 20/02/2009 14:38

You lot have obviously never used communal washrooms on the continent. Drying the undercarriage with a hair dryer would be the least of your worries.

You know what? I am staggered to find myself saying this, but it would not bother me one bit (though I would not use said hair dryer ever again for fear of what it had touched).

foxinsocks · 20/02/2009 14:35

yes hairy minges normal

certainly are in my gym

think the naked ones look prepubescent and cold (unless they happen to actually be prepubescent and cold)

brimfull · 20/02/2009 14:34

sassy I find when I can tie it in a ponytail it's time for the chop

DesperateHousewifeToo · 20/02/2009 14:32

Is a minge still a minge if it is hairless? Either coiffured or not

Sassybeast · 20/02/2009 14:31

Actually, now my poor mind is polluted it brings to mind a sketch by Billy Connoly - he was asking what would happen if your pubic hair just kept on growing and you didn't trim it ? I'm a short back and sides kind of gal, but if you DON'T trim the beast, how long does it get ? Is it abit like head hair which sort of stops growing after a while?

BitOfFun · 20/02/2009 14:29

Our gym used to have a hair salon attached- I always wondered what they were doing in there...

brimfull · 20/02/2009 14:28

hair on miinge is normal non?
obviously not down to ones knees but baldness is def not normal

LadyThompson · 20/02/2009 14:26

Never been a particular fan of the hairy minge. Think I was traumatised by reading it being referred at as an 'artist's beard' in a book I was too young to be reading.

IotasCat · 20/02/2009 14:24

Mmelindt- oh yes the naked creaming followed by the naked waving of limbs presumably to dry them before putting on clothes.

Too much for me thank god I've packed in my membership!

MrsMerryHenry · 20/02/2009 14:23

Actually, LadyT, I do have a lustrous, beaded minge.

I must admit I find The New Yorker bald minge look odd: it's like becoming a little girl again.

Sassybeast · 20/02/2009 14:23

eww eww eww - warm moist folds of flesh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww