to not want to see someone blow drying her MINGE in the gym changing rooms?

pmsl at thread title alone.

WHY would you do that????

Have been laughing at this thread till my eyes watered and my tummy hurts (remember that?)

Thanks all

I think one saying'No ladies. Just no ok - you know what we mean!' would be a bit more universal. You don't want the muffless brigade (as discussed some thousand posts ago) thinking it's still ok to toast their crumpets just because there's no butter on there!

Maybe gym should put a sign up? something along the lines of 'Due to health and safety/hygiene reasons no muff fluffing allowed'?

Maybe it was on cold and she was erm..um...! Eww!

My um...hair down thier drys of very quickly. I can't see any need to blow dry.

Are they blowdrying their fanjos Ivy? It must be an epidemic - isolate the victims and force them to put their knickers on whilst still damp!

PMSL! I've not laughed this much in months. Thankyou

I dont bother with styling products, just strip, shower, dry, cloth and go - in about 15 minutes max. There are girls at the dryers when I finish my class that are still there when I leave with my kit!

Believe me ivykaty - after reading this thread I will always be showering at home! Apart from anything else I can't be arsed to lug all the styling products around that are apparently de rigeur.

So all of you that dont do nudity and are forever covering up in the changing room - why dont you just go home dirty and grab a shower there?

I couldn't give to monkeys tbh and no one pervs in the changing rooms anyhow so what does it matter everyone is to busy getting changed to take much notice of the next naked person - it only when they stand waving their fanny at a dryer that you cant help but notice.

Really gross. YANBU. I cannot bear normal changing room nudity. Was traumatised as a young girl by seeing saggy, wrinkly oldies letting it all hang out in the communal shower. Yuk.

OMG I put my dd in a hoody and tracky bottoms after swimming - she is 10. They are way to old for this type of behaviour - out in public in your PJ's

Yes minges go grey and they dont call old men wrinkles for nothing eeewwww

Take it from me - they go grey.

Of course minges go grey

Do minges go grey?

When we were in 6th form my friend worked in an old peoples home, and no matter how much we pleaded, she would never reveal if you went grey down there.

MmeLindt - it finishes at 8.30 so I assume they put pjs on at the pool to avoid having to change into them later.

But frankly its ridiculous seeing women in spotty/flowery/pooh bear pjs withour a bra at 8.30 at the gym.

ROFL at this thread . I work in a gym and have seen many sights must say it is mostly the older generation with saggy nips and greying minges that seen to stand around naked chatting to everyone! You reminded me of am incident that happened when i first started had to warn a member to stop taking her lady shaver into the sauna while wearing a thong! need i say more! Oh and there was also the strange lady who got barred by very obviously getting her kicks from the jet bubbles in the jacuzzi! Her excuse was she was recently divorced and lonely!

Oh dear.I read out the title of this thread to dh and he misheard and thought she was drying YOUR minge SuperMario..

Years ago I used to work in a dept store and one of my colleagues walked into the customer loos to be confronted by a stark naked woman 'angling'herself under the hand dryer.Security identified her as a prostitute,who used to use the loos for a quick wash and dry between customers.

laughed a lot at sawing towels. Why? That can't be good - backwards and forwards. It was things like this that made me not want to grow up as a girl - thought I would get a MAHOOSIVE MINGE and have to saw it - just thought that's what you had to do.

So funny! May now need counselling for the visions I am having lol!

That was supposed to be a disclaimer, not a link, arghh!

ROFL!

But 2 comments to make.

1. YES pubic hair does stop growing (or just curls up?). I had no idea you "had to" cut it until about age 27... say no more.

1. I am also horrified by all the nakedness, but secretly jealous - I would LOVE to be that relaxed about my body - does this mean they are all having great sex too?

• it IS Friday night after all, I'm allowed to mention sex!