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Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

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FrannyandZooey · 28/07/2008 19:21

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

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Squirdle · 28/07/2008 21:00

F&Z your son is really talented!! Has your DH seen it?

Whizzz · 28/07/2008 20:57

Make sure you take some good pics of him proudly showing his creation - will make a great T shirt print at his 18th

UnderRated · 28/07/2008 20:57

Great minds, Califrau - I was thinking it'd be a wonderful wedding present

Califrau · 28/07/2008 20:55

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JackieNo · 28/07/2008 20:49

I'm crying with laughter too - that is brilliant. Am liking the snail, too.

MamaG · 28/07/2008 20:47

I've only read a few posts so far but ROFL at "looking at me with one eye" and "come and see what mummy lets me have as a treat"

WilfSell · 28/07/2008 20:47

OH yes, where are MNHQ to label you a classic?

Anyhow, let's face it: if you haven't fired it yet, it's gonna go limp shortly . He'll be very disappointed when he wakes up with a lazy lob.

Then you may have to help him out with a little hand action to make it, er, proud again.

Sidge · 28/07/2008 20:43

That is just incredible!!

You could keep it by the front door and use it to brain burglars.

I can just see the headline - "ROBBER KNOB-LED BY CLAY COCK! Mother says 'I had no idea my son's craft would have such impact'."

morningpaper · 28/07/2008 20:41

I like the red teddy-bear-shape cutter in the background

"We won't need THAT today mummy!"

morningpaper · 28/07/2008 20:41

Can't wait to see his vulva...

Dragonbutter · 28/07/2008 20:39

oh that is genius.
pmsl.

wrinklytum · 28/07/2008 20:34

I have never actually CRIED with laughter at a Mumsnet thread before,(though was close on the "Cube of poo" and childbirth thread where the woman pinned the doc to the wall with her fanjo after unfortunate epidural experience) but this thread has seen me ROFLMAO and I have tears rolling down cheeks at the sight of your ds's masterpiece......Absolutely priceless.It has to be in MN classics and the thread title itself makes quote of the week

UnderRated · 28/07/2008 20:31

It's very good, Franny. You need to keep that. But perhaps hide it from HV tomorrow. We don't want you to be carted away. I suppose you could always say DP made it, if that is any better?

ExterminAitch · 28/07/2008 20:30

ohforfuckingfucksakes! that is HILARIOUS!

WilfSell · 28/07/2008 20:28

Ah, the rubber fanny in East is East. One of my all-time favourite wetting-pants films.

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FrannyandZooey · 28/07/2008 20:26

omg @ "snail"
they could collaborate

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WelliesAndPyjamas · 28/07/2008 20:25

in pain now after wilfsell's idea

AdamAnt · 28/07/2008 20:24

OMG I am so glad that someone else has a phallocentric child. DD also has a knack for producing 'challenging works'. See profile for 'The Snail' and 'The Man With a Hat'.

WilfSell · 28/07/2008 20:24

Ahaaahaahahahahahha, F&Z - he's 5?

He's a farking genius is what he is.

you know what you really need to do with it, don't you?

Set it up as a water feature...

TigerFeet · 28/07/2008 20:23

Oh Franny that is priceless
lololol

WilfSell · 28/07/2008 20:19

Ah Jeez, F&Z, just the title of this thread made me cry with laughter. Now I'm going to have fun reading the thread... Back soon.

differentID · 28/07/2008 20:18

model of a copulating couple?

WelliesAndPyjamas · 28/07/2008 20:16

anyone remember that work of art one of the sons made in East is East?

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FrannyandZooey · 28/07/2008 20:15

well i reckon you would not be waxing quite so lyrical about it if it was in your front room

what if he makes other things? what next?

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Divvy · 28/07/2008 20:14
Grin