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Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

246 replies

FrannyandZooey · 28/07/2008 19:21

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

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Disenchanted3 · 17/07/2010 11:07

Hahhahaha AGAIN!

popsycal · 14/01/2010 20:02

omg
I have had the most horrible day for a long time and have just found this thread

i have tears rolling down my face
classic thread

Wigglesworth · 11/01/2010 20:52

PMSL this thread is ace.

MollyRoger · 11/01/2010 20:48

oh I am so happy, this thread is an old friend and The pic is still there....!

Franzo, I know you lurky sometimes - big love to you and your little dudes x

MavisEnderby · 11/01/2010 20:44

Oh I remember this,is it in mn classics?If not it should be

Haven't seen F+Z posting for ages sadly,as she was/is very funny

Icanseethesea · 11/01/2010 20:41

Haven't seen this before - fantastic, made my day
pmsl

lousouthend · 10/01/2010 21:35

You must look at this, it is fantastic not laughed so much in ages.
PLease, please post and let us know what you did with the masterpiece.

kcartyparty · 22/10/2009 21:51

You can bring it in to my art cafe. He sounds like a budding sulpturer. I'm sure we could sell it for him.
We have an art exhibition soon. You could put all his models on display. He could even make more (not of the penis variety). All your threads gave me a real laugh

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 06/10/2009 19:56

Is this thread not in Classics yet?

TEAINNEED · 06/10/2009 19:53

i came on hear felling pretty missrable i am piddiling myself with lauphter know so glad i came to find sum arts and crafts to do.. what a hoot,

i wonder what she did do with it?

Giltz · 25/09/2009 22:15

Sorry but so very funny. Use it as a game throw hoops over it. Or a lovely garden ornament!

hatwoman · 25/09/2009 21:54

I missed this too. awesome. is Fand Z still here? where is the, erm, masterpiece?

MmeLindt · 25/09/2009 13:54

I missed this last year. What a wonderful thread. F&Z, please come back and tell us what you did with the magnificent erm.. model.

BoysArrLikeDogs · 25/09/2009 10:44

oh lol

LedodgyDailyMailstinksofpoo · 25/09/2009 10:41

God was this thread only just over a year ago it feels like it was years ago!

VulpusinaWilfsuit · 25/09/2009 10:39

Bump

TheYearOfTheCat · 21/12/2008 23:07

I only clicked on Arts & Crafts to get some advice on crackle glazing curtain poles . . . .

TheYearOfTheCat · 21/12/2008 23:05

This is the funniest thing ever. Please tell us you have kept it somewhere safe?

smallone · 20/12/2008 10:23

This is one of the funniest things I've read on mn.

Am picturing the scene in yours DS's first GF house tho... "What did you do today dear?" "BF's mum showed me a big clay cock"

sunnygirl1412 · 19/12/2008 17:31

I hadn't realised there was a PHOTO - now my ds's (and their friend) want to know what I'm laughing at.

Frannyandzooey - you really shouldn't post pics like that on a site where people have pelvic floors like mine - with all the strength and elasticity of a wet paper bag!

This is far, far better than writing christmas cards or cooking tea for us all.

MincePirateCat · 19/12/2008 16:03

classic one!!

DoesntChristmasDragOn · 19/12/2008 16:01

OMG! Just found the photo! LOL! Fabulous Definitely Gifted.

cyLENTeeNIGHT · 19/12/2008 15:58

How, HOW did I miss this thread of genius first time round?

Best. Thread. Ever. Please someone move it to Classics at once!

laundrylover · 19/12/2008 15:50

I missed this first time round Franny so glad it's been revived!

The photo is amazing.

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FrannyandZooey · 19/12/2008 15:40

oh god this thread is back from the grave

ROFL i am not even sure where it is now - i do remember my boss came round and i tried to hide it with a cardboard box which was the closest thing to hand - however it was actually a cardboard ARCH and revealed the cock in all its glory from two sides

i spent his entire visit moving the arch around depending on where he was standing
obviously i could not have drawn more attention to it had i tried
still blushing now just thinking about it

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