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Extended Mumsnetting

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BEAUTlFUL · 22/05/2008 01:48

It is the accepted norm for most Mothers to stop Mumsnetting at around the same time, 6-7pm. Many others like to carry on until slightly later, 10 or 11pm.

But, there is a group of Extended Mumsnetters who don't conform to society's normal guidelines for internet usage and go far beyond the recommended 12am shut-off, Mumsnetting up to the time of 3, 4, even 8am.

Whilst most mothers would balk at such extended internet use, claiming their computer was primarily designed for their husband, these Extended Mumsnetters say it carries benefits.

"After 1am, you get the drunks coming back from the pub," says one EM, who admits she has Mumsnetted well past dawn. "They type a bit dodgily, but often you can get them to admit embarrassing stuff without name-changing."

Then there are the Tandem Mumsnetters, who have two screens open simultaneously so they can refresh threads faster.

The World Health Organisation recommends every mother Mumsnets if at all possible, and supports the local Internet Cafes that help new Mumsnetters overcome problems logging on. But there are some groups of people who believe Extended Mumsnetters are weird. "I tried to Mumsnet when I had a baby, but it was so tricky at first," says one vehement opposer. "In the end I gave up and read the Daily Mail. My kids are thriving."

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StarlightMcKenzie · 22/05/2008 17:47

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RustyBear · 22/05/2008 17:47

Well, I'm one of those older mums, jngleyjen - I didn't start MNing until my two were 15 & 18 and I found it really easy right from the start. My screen still functions perfectly, despite my age.

I've been told my teenagers will get teased at school if they tell their friends I MN, but I think it's important to set an example, so DD will find it natural to MN right from the start when she becomes a mum.

ExtraFancy · 22/05/2008 17:39

God you MNers are so bloody smug, you think you're so much better than us DM readers...I tried MNing but there just wasn't enough paranoid right-wing vitriol there, my HV advised me to go onto the DM just once or twice a day to give my laptop a break...she told me to read the YOU supplement as it's closest to MN...

chitchat · 22/05/2008 17:35

I did not read everysingle entry of the thread.OMG have I done it wrong... will it never work for me... But I just wanted to join this Beautiful thing..

chitchat · 22/05/2008 17:30

this mning sounds amazing can anyone do it? I DMed for 2.. I have seen people MN.. and wished and hoped.. It's my first time... is it possible...

WilfSell · 22/05/2008 16:45

It's the ones who don't read the threads that are the real mischief makers IMHO, not the DMers. jingleyjen

jingleyjen · 22/05/2008 16:43

I thought you were talking about "older Mums" ie those still MN'ing when all the children were grownup.?

Blandmum · 22/05/2008 16:41

But you are (from your name) obviously from south wales and thus are 'sound' cwtch. Not everyone has your natural resilience

cwtchy · 22/05/2008 16:34

Well I was brought up on DM and I'm fine. In fact I was weaned early; at 6 months I was down to the Mail on Sunday once a week, with only the Daily Star on weekdays! And no health problems whatsoever.

Swedes · 22/05/2008 16:34

OMG Getting your Mnet via Patientline whilst still in the hospital sounds brilliant. Is it given intravenously? Are MNHQ working on an ambulent version as the ironing piles up and Tena Lady can only be expected to perform up to a point.

BoysAreLikeDogs · 22/05/2008 16:21

At you lot

Enraha · 22/05/2008 16:11

I wouldn't mind, but I find Night Reading a real PITA and have serious bags under my eyes. I find that occasionally chugging down a nice bigoted DM columnist just before bedtime sends us both off to sleep. Don't flame me

Mind you, those TV adverts about winning a time-share for a family of four for life are a disgrace though. They are taunting vulnerable women with promise of an easy life . Why aren't they banned? It makes me so

love2sleep · 22/05/2008 15:33

TBH I'm a bit worried about my screen. It doesn't look quite the same as it used to and I'm worried that DH won't want it back once I'm done with MN

LittleMyDancing · 22/05/2008 15:24

Yes, my friend had an inverted laptop screen and had to use a shield, but she managed to MN for a year.

I was so proud.

love2sleep · 22/05/2008 15:22

It's the levels of ignorance in rl that upsets me most. I have a friend whose HV told her that her screens were just too small to mn

QueenMeabhOfConnaught · 22/05/2008 14:41

PMSL at this thread - hilarious.

"The hand that clicks the toolbar" - stop it, I should be working!!!

Tatterdemalion · 22/05/2008 14:38

I had a lot of problems getting a good log on in the early days. Terrible cracked and weeping end of right index finger.

A friend reccomended the local MN support group. It was so intimidating when I first walked in, all these ladies happily mning away. One lady was doing it and drinking a cup of tea and eating a chocolate hob nob simultaneously.

The mn support worker had a good look at my laptop and log on technique. a few wrist adjustments and 'have you tried the AIBU rugby ball technique' and I was away.

I've never looked back.

Can't do it passed midnight though, now that is jut too weird

zippitippitoes · 22/05/2008 14:35

lolol

fryalot · 22/05/2008 14:32

well done, BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTlFUL · 22/05/2008 14:30

Huzzah, just got home to find we've been classicked! Good work, angels - you lot are funny as f*ck.

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WilfSell · 22/05/2008 11:17

Slur, I think babyled weaning is probably the only sensible choice. You park them in the bumbo, stick a breadstick in their hand and let them get on with it. They show precious little real interest in the laptop until they're pulling themselves up IMHO so you've got, oh, at least another 3-4 months to yourself.

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BEAUTlFUL · 22/05/2008 11:14

Is it true that net-nurses are making a comeback? I know they were popular in the 90s, but would you really want another woman reading your threads for you? It's a bit "The hand that clicks the toolbar".

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OsmosisBanana · 22/05/2008 11:14

very good.

berolina · 22/05/2008 11:13

Spot on, Slur - such a shame that EMNers are so often referred to as 'smug', 'sanctimonious' or even 'cliquey'.