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Funniest thing said by a soon-to-be mother about the reality of life with children?

229 replies

emkana · 26/04/2008 22:37

"I will have a two-way baby monitor so that when my newborn wakes up I will calm him down with my voice while remaining downstairs in the living room"

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scotlass · 26/04/2008 22:48

pmsl

my child will never have a tantrum in a supermarket because I shall tell them calmly to stop it.

trefusis · 26/04/2008 22:48

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sweetkitty · 26/04/2008 22:44

"I will go back to work and the baby can stay in the room next to me whilst I am working and I can pop in every now and again to check on it"

Because that will work with a toddler!

PrettyCandles · 26/04/2008 22:38

About on a par with "our lives won't change - the baby will fit in with us".