I think my cat stole someone's Sunday lunch

Big koi carp are extremely expensive, the pond owners must have been livid.

Ohh jeez,
what amusing stories I can read I really had a good laugh.
My cat in theirs entire 8 years brought home 3 and half mice, and 2 half alive birds chicks.🤗😂

My dog once caught a scent and ran off. He was eventually tracked down and retrieved from the kitchen of the local pub 😳

My cat once brought home a mouse... in a mouse trap. Another cats collar - luckily it had a phone number on and then a small purse with ID 🤣

Oh OP that's embarrassing but so funny.
When I was a kid my parents were not long home from work when our neighbours (who luckily were also friends) told them that our dog who was a dreadful thief had got out, crossed the road and eaten their kids dinners. My poor mum had had a hard day and burst into tears!

If your cats got form perhaps you should keep it contained. If you're cat snook into my house I'd likely have a severe asthma attack

Our childhood cat in the late 60s was very smart. He figured out how to open the fridge door by standing upright on his back legs and hooking the door open with his front paw. He'd then help himself to whatever he fancied. My mum finally managed to outwit him by tying the handle of the fridge to the cupboard handle next to it with a headscarf.

My cat brought home a baby rabbit, quite unharmed. I think she picked it up as though it were a kitten. She looked both proud of it and puzzled as to what to do with it. I took it back to the field and hoped it would be OK.

Bloody hell! 😧

That's probably about a million quid's worth!

My neighbour called me over to retrieve our cat from her kitchen and to show me the evidence of the partly eaten roast chicken that had been resting. I was mortified but she said not to worry as she would give the chewed bits to her DH and she'd eat from the side that had remained cat free. She's divorced now.

Our hyper-greedy cat entered neighbours' flat through cat flap, uninvited. Climbed up on fridge-freezer to steal their cats' frozen fish dinner. Fell off fridge-freezer, put leg through handle, and broke it. Hopped three-legged over two gardens with loot. A couple of years later, with slightly crooked leg, was discovered climbing over 5-foot fence to steal new neighbours' Sunday chicken carcase, and clamber back home with it. Greedy to the end.

I've just been to the pub without the kids (six months and 2.5 years) and thought my day had peaked. I was wrong.

My cat came home with a size 38D bra once

Wish mine would do this.
I just get half eaten pigeons , rats and other dead creatures in...
My youngest likes to just bring in leaves.

My first cat was an absolute nymphomaniac. I once saw her on my neighbour's lawn, 'at it' with a tomcat, with a straight-line queue of toms sitting there patiently waiting their turn! 😂Never seen anything like it before or since.

She had a thing for my laciest underwear & would steal it off the airer. Nothing else appealed to her. I suppose that habit fitted in with the rest of her personality.

Oh my goodness. That one helluva prize.

We had 8 rashers of raw bacon once.

I'm amazed that, compared to dogs, these creatures are so quiet. So still. So dignified. Yet they create chaos. Such skills

My cat used to steal muller fruit corners, I'm guessing from a neighbour's bin. He would carry them back home with his nose in the small triangle and his jaw in the big triangle. He looked like a robot cat...terrifying as he entered his cat flap.

Go cat! It's all par for the course

When my dog was a wee thing, she disappeared off into the woods on a walk. Returned with a very nice looking scone, complete with jam and clotted cream, looking pleased as punch. Little menace had obviously interrupted someone's lovely afternoon tea picnic. Still feel a little guilty about it to this day!

My cat brought home a floral gardening glove one day and left it outside the back door. Layer that day she brought the matching one. A few days later she brought another pair of gloves, one at a time. I never found out which shed or garden she stole them from.

Yep, that's what I meant.

I had cats until recently. We specifically got cats because we wanted them to be mousers (we're rural; I do believe it's the best option as poison is more cruel - and not very reliable - and the smell of a cat deters rodents). I'm not sentimental about it. And I would find the food ones quite funny if it was my food - I'd be mortified (though amused) if it was someone else's, and of course I'd keep them in if I knew they were doing it.

But it's not at all funny to boast about not telling someone their pet has died.

I’m dying at some of these 😂 mine is indoor and is an angel in comparison. She just brings me her toys. The only human food she’s ever tried to steal is rum cake.

Ddog had form for escaping when he was younger (6ft fence was no issue) whilst he wasn't technically stealing we found out he was begging for (and getting) bacon/sausage baps from our neighbour's son. Unfortunately injury, age and resulting eye wateringly expensive surgery means his escaping days are long over. Dcat was too lazy to leave the garden