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I think my cat stole someone's Sunday lunch

436 replies

Duckingella · 14/01/2024 15:54

Just that really

My cat has just turned up on my patio with a small roasted chicken in his greedy mouth.

He has form for sneaking into neighbours houses through doors and we windows.

I can't really go knocking on doors to ask if anyone is moving missing their dinner

Mortified doesn't cover it

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TooMinty · 14/01/2024 16:09

My cat brought home a sausage that he had clearly stolen off a BBQ. He looked very pleased with himself 😂

rainbowbee · 14/01/2024 16:09

A friend's cat stole a kitten. They never found out who the kitten belonged to so cat got to keep her 'baby' 🤣

lightand · 14/01/2024 16:08

That is funny op.
A good laugh.
I needed that.

DoraChance · 14/01/2024 16:06

One of ours brought home a five pound note once, no idea where he found it.

SmallestInTheClass · 14/01/2024 16:06

That's quite a catch. Our cat when I was younger caught a coy carp out of the neighbours pond. The huge fish was still alive and my poor dad had to take it back in a bucket and apologise.

seagull82 · 14/01/2024 16:05

My cat ate next door's hamster!
Also rocked up with a boiling hot Cornish pasty in her mouth once. Mortified, I never told the neighbour, kinder to let her believe her hamster had escaped and run away.

PissPotPourri · 14/01/2024 16:03

My dog ate all the sausages out of somebody’s hotpot they had cooking outside their tent. We colluded with our next door tent to say we’d seen a fox 😳

CluelessPadme · 14/01/2024 16:02

OMG 😂 that is very funny; presumably some other cat is currently getting the blame but they are wondering where the carcass has been hidden!

Did he enjoy his lunch??

zigzag716746zigzag · 14/01/2024 16:01

😂

Cattymonster · 14/01/2024 16:00

My cat has just turned up on my patio with a small roasted chicken in his greedy mouth.

😂😂😂

Pixiedust1234 · 14/01/2024 15:57

I still haven't got over the shame of my little fluffbutt bringing back some giblets still in the wrapping. She was squeaking so happily when she came through the cat flap.