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Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁

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DailyMaui · 21/04/2022 19:50

So they have closed the road I live on to resurface it. It will be closed for the next two nights. We’ve had multiple letters from the council, there have been signs up for at least a month and yesterday they painted NO PARKING THURSDAY AND FRIDAY all over the road.

8 cars are still parked there with 15 minutes to go until resurfacing begins. One of the cars is right outside my house and when I saw them out the window, I tried to explain to the two women (looking like they were off for an evening in town) that they were probably not going to be able to get their car until morning but they told me to fuck off!

The road is lorry central, a guy is taking pictures of the remaining cars… it’s all go here.

Anyone know what they do? Do they just resurface round the cars? Tow them away? Do they get brutal? There’s a fair few annoyed looking men in hi-vis walking up and down! Should I get wine and a comfy viewing position?

😉

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JustLurkingAway · 22/04/2022 20:05

Settling in for tonightGrin

noodlezoodle · 22/04/2022 20:04

CorsicaDreaming · 21/04/2022 22:53

@noodlezoodle

OP I think @mnhq need to give you an award. Not only do you have the maiden parking thread on the new site, but it's an absolute cracker - 'Fuck Off' women, towing, boss dog, baby steps measuring man, plague pit and lung potion. Thank you for this outstanding public service.

Also in case anyone is in a similar warm wine predicament, you can wrap the bottle in a wet paper towel and stick it in the freezer - decently chilled in ten minutes.

...

Now that takes the biscuit for best advice for chilling wine with a paper towel...

Biscuit

[a nice biscuit, not a stop being a twat biscuit]

Ooh my first biscuit - v glad it's not a stop being a twat biscuit.

I am approximately 5000 miles away from St. Evenage and it's only lunchtime here, but I am very excited for tonight's updates.

Original poster
DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 20:04

it is 8pm

NEW DIAGRAM FOR THIS EVENING. The car removal thingie is already here...

The orange is silver, the black outline is white.

All the cars across the road are at risk as Hi vis man has been taking pictures...

Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁
Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁
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dapsnotplimsolls · 22/04/2022 20:00

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 19:39

less than twenty minutes to go and eleven cars (that I can see) are parked on the side of the road that HAS NOT BEEN DONE YET.

Also my brother is here. Which is like an echo of another parking thread. Except he's not single and looks like he'd mug you.

I think he should surround the cars with dog toys :)

ambereeree · 22/04/2022 20:00

Has anybody run back to their cars yet? There was a lot of confusion today in town as to whether that road was actually open.

PinkBackpack · 22/04/2022 19:57

PreVerbalGerbil · 22/04/2022 19:51

Someone on the local fb group has put a reminder for people to move their cars. Poor show Roger. (Apologies to OP if Roger is either related to her or is actually bedroom dog )

Am sitting on my hands not to reply to him telling him not to spoil the fun!

I really want someone to either a) ask how many had to be moved last night or b) complain about last night.
we know at least two were moved ( FYbwoman and the one filmed) the silence is deafening considering the usual mood of the group!

Winederlust · 22/04/2022 19:56

viques · 22/04/2022 12:16

I wonder what St Evenage is the patron saint of? Judging by some of the posts on here I reckon she is the patron saint of measuring things accurately and cutting once. She was probably martyred by being hit on the head too many times by a very low wall cupboard that her builder told her was a perfect height for a woman to reach.

😂genius.
I'm just here for the trundle wheel.

Cotherstone · 22/04/2022 19:54

Oh, Roger. Don’t.

BruceAndNosh · 22/04/2022 19:53

less than twenty minutes to go and eleven cars (that I can see) are parked on the side of the road that HAS NOT BEEN DONE YET

@DailyMaui is frantically trying to find large piece of A3 paper large enough for tonight's diagram.

AmmarettoSours · 22/04/2022 19:52

Also my brother is here. Which is like an echo of another parking thread. Except he's not single and looks like he'd mug you.

You have no idea how much this made me chuckle 🤣🤣

PreVerbalGerbil · 22/04/2022 19:51

Someone on the local fb group has put a reminder for people to move their cars. Poor show Roger. (Apologies to OP if Roger is either related to her or is actually bedroom dog )

Am sitting on my hands not to reply to him telling him not to spoil the fun!

BruceAndNosh · 22/04/2022 19:47

So despite seeing half the road has already been dug up, more people have parked on the far side?
Tow truck is going to be busy tonight!

redastherose · 22/04/2022 19:42

Looking forward to tonight's instalment, completely missed this last night and only just caught up in time.

Criceta · 22/04/2022 19:42

Ha! Following because I used to live there and am feeling nostalgic!

IncompleteSenten · 22/04/2022 19:39

Anyone on the local FB group moaning about their car getting towed?

Original poster
DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 19:39

less than twenty minutes to go and eleven cars (that I can see) are parked on the side of the road that HAS NOT BEEN DONE YET.

Also my brother is here. Which is like an echo of another parking thread. Except he's not single and looks like he'd mug you.

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BigFatLiar · 22/04/2022 19:32

Like the bone, for a better critique ask the dog about it, he can have it as compensation for using his room.

Dontlickthetrolley · 22/04/2022 19:29

Well played Mumsnet, well played 👏👏👏

Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁
MooPointCowsOpinion · 22/04/2022 19:27

Freaking love that I’ve just found this thread right now and caught up just in time for the next instalment. It’s like finishing season one and being sad for a split second then realising season 2 just got dropped today.

prettyteapotsplease · 22/04/2022 19:25

Karma does indeed exist and seen in action for Fuck Off car then.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 22/04/2022 19:21

Will all the local MNers be getting together tonight in the dog’s bedroom?

NoWordForFluffy · 22/04/2022 19:21

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 18:09

LESS THAN TWO HOURS TO GO

ROAD FULLY PARKED ON STILL

yesterday the lories started turning up and hi vis men were walking about frustrated by 1915 so... let us see how this evening fares.

It's 7.20, OP. Time for an update!

IDontDrinkTea · 22/04/2022 19:19

Can I just say I love this thread and am far more invested than I should be about the state of strangers cars?! 😂

PinkBackpack · 22/04/2022 19:18

There was video footage on the local fb group earlier as a PP mentioned so I think tonight @DailyMaui may need to take the bedroom dog for a walk to see the action as ppl will have seen the consequences.
I was hoping that someone would have outed themself on the footage as FUck off woman but I think they are too scared/ashamed as most comments are they deserved it.

RobertsRadio · 22/04/2022 19:09

GeorgesMarvelousCalpol · 22/04/2022 19:02

Placemaking for tonight's shenanigans 🤪
Even though I've no idea where any of this is happening, and I don't even live in the UK.

This made me chuckle 😅