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How broken are you?

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Quackpot · 13/01/2022 10:58

I've just boiled the kettle, washed my cup, set it down on the table, popped the teabag on the worktop and poured water all over it. Only realised when I tried to stir it 😂

What the fuck?

Why?

Can you beat that 🤣

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Inmypjsagain · 13/01/2022 21:31

That must have been a pain to clean up! Love that you basically went to stir the worktop!

When I was pregnant my head was very foggy and I really felt exhausted, at about 14 weeks I was showering thinking something just doesn’t feel right. I was in there for a good few minutes in my bra and knickers before I twigged that I was still wearing them! Felt like such an idiot!!!

BoodleBug51 · 13/01/2022 21:27

I had a streaming cold and felt really poorly. I went for a wee, flushed, put my jeans up and then blew my nose. Went to throw the tissue down the toilet and threw my phone down it instead Hmm

I actually stood looking at it for about 10 seconds thinking what's that before screaming.............and yes it was ruined.

Squiff70 · 13/01/2022 21:21

My first trip to Subway with two friends many years ago. They got their first, I went last then went to join them at a table. One friend looks at my sandwich and says "that looks nice, did you get yours toasted?" to which I innocently replied "no, I've never liked the idea of toasted salad". Blush

Luredbyapomegranate · 13/01/2022 21:18

At new year I was sitting in front of a roaring fire, was offered a lovely chocolate, unwrapped it, popped the wrapper in my mouth and threw the lovely chocolate into the lovely roaring fire.

I think we’re even, but I might get bonus points because I had an audience Grin