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To ask your "glitch in the matrix" moment?

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bloomingheck1 · 12/01/2022 13:08

Hello,

I had a glitch in the matrix last night whilst dying my hair, I took the nozzle off the bottle and put it on the sink and then I mixed the dye etc and when I went to get the nozzle it was gone, I moved everything off the sink, looked on the floor but it was gone so I managed without and then once the hair dye was on I found the nozzle on the sink on top of something I'd moved and I swear it wasn't there before! Not a major event but it was a bit weird.

Do you have any glitch in the matrix stories? (Basically unexplained events)

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lorrainecleaver · 12/01/2022 17:45

Am so freaked out by the poster whose uncle changed suddenly like a new soap cast member!

Four years ago we moved house and, after doing some decorating, I asked DH to bring in the two over-mantel mirrors. They're identical except one's gold, one's silver, I'd worked out which rooms would suit which. He brought in two gold mirrors. We both know for a fact one was silver.

Catswhisky · 12/01/2022 17:45

Nowhere near as strange as most of these but when DC3 was conceived I knew instantly that I was pregnant. We weren’t trying to conceive and I was on the pill but I knew with 100% certainty instantly.

BertieBotts · 12/01/2022 17:45

@VinylCafe

Many years ago when the DC were babies, their tiny socks would go missing in the washing machine - usually one of a pair. We were moving house 7 years later and I was doing one last load of laundry. When I was taking the wet clothes out of the machine, there were the missing baby socks! At first I thought they had gotten stuck somewhere in the machine for 7 years, then I remembered we got rid of the old washer and bought a new one the year before.
I bet they were right in the corner of a pillowcase or duvet cover. So tiny you never noticed them.
garlictwist · 12/01/2022 17:45

"A more useful thing was that I would wake up and think "I hope my teacher is out sick today" or "I hope she changes the deadline for the homework because I haven't done it" and 9/10 times it would happen. Unfortunately that has also left me terrified of having any thoughts in case I make one come true that I didn’t want sad"

Speaking of having thoughts, I started my diary up again just after the start of the pandemic after not having written it for a year. The last entry I'd written before I'd stopped was saying (tongue in cheek) that I wished there'd be some sort of pandemic as there were too many cars on the roads, queues in shops and the swimming pool was too busy Blush

Bollocks2Covid · 12/01/2022 17:43

Where to start. I went through a phase of being able to predict the football results despite knowing bugger all about football. I was always specific about the score line as well.

I have some very ‘odd’ childhood memories. One of them is of being in my Auntie and Uncles back garden with my cousins and a huge aeroplane flew right over head, so low it was like standing at the end of. Runway and deafeningly loud. The nearest airport was Manchester over an hour away in the opposite direction.

That house house had a really odd vibe when I think back. Not haunted but just very weird and unnerving, It was a modern build house on a small holding, and I think my Uncles family were the only people who’d ever lived in it.

danni0509 · 12/01/2022 17:43

Another weird one. This spooks me when I think of it, I play a silly game with myself when I turn my car radio on and try guess the song before I put it on, I randomly thought 'flowers' by sweet female attitude, fuck me it was the one I'd thought of, not the new remix by Nathan Dawes but actually sweet female attitude! I bought a lottery ticket that week ! (Never won Grin) I've been doing this silly 'guess the song' since I've been driving. It's only happened the once.

CarrieMoonbeams · 12/01/2022 17:39

I'd been NC with my dad for many years before he died. When the time came to clear out his house, my brother offered to get me a set of keys cut so that I could go there within him to get rid of some of the stuff as DB doesn't drive.

There were 6 keys on the bunch. He handed me my set, I put them on the ledge in the kitchen while we were cleaning / sorting things out, and they completely disappeared! No-one else could have come in and there was hardly any furniture left at that stage so they weren't caught up with anything else.

I guess dad didn't want me to have keys to his house then!

PaddleBoardingMomma · 12/01/2022 17:38

Knock at the door, went to answer it and there was an elderly man I had never seen before, he asked me if I had lived here long and did I know the previous residents as he was looking for them, I said I'm sorry I don't know anything about the previous owners and he looked very forlorn about that, my daughter came up behind me and said hello (nosey little thing she is) and then he left. Nothing out of the ordinary. My daughter said he was strange but she's little so she is about as tactful as a brick in the face but to be fair he was a little odd, but nothing I could put my finger on. A few seconds after I closed the door I hear a loud crash and look out to see the tree in a big pot by the door was tipped over and the planter cracked, I was livid and wondering why on earth he did it! I went back to check the ring camera footage and... it was 45 seconds of me and my daughter talking to no one, he wasn't there. And then the planter just falls over a little while after we close the door. I felt sick and hated living in that house afterwards, we moved eventually.

Schlerp · 12/01/2022 17:37

I had gone to Liverpool for the weekend with my partner. I don’t drink so was totally sober. He was drunk. We left the cavern club (we were being touristy) at 1.30 or 2 and our hotel was two streets away so at most a ten minute walk with a drunk. We didn’t get in until half three. We went straight there without stopping. It was all very strange.
I joke we were abducted by aliens but a glitch in the matrix might account for it

danni0509 · 12/01/2022 17:28

Love stuff like this.

Last week I drove to a place. Bin lorry on the corner of one street had to go around it. 10 mins later bin lorry middle of the main road had to go around it. Nothing weird, sometimes does happen on bin day.

Yesterday I drove to the shops, up the same way I went last week. Went same route to start with. Bin lorry exact spot on the corner of same street, i had to go around it, i thought haha this happened last week, 10 mins later on the main road, I swear on my life bin lorry EXACT same spot and I had to go around it.

Not sure if that's the kind of thing you mean, but it was v weird to me it wasn't even the same time as last week. It's like I was doing last week all over again.

disconnected101 · 12/01/2022 17:24

@AlizeeEasy

I once yawned and at the exact moment I opened my mouth to the exact moment I closed it the sound of a motorcycle revving sounded outside, for a solid moment my brain thought I had made that sound
Grin This is brilliant!
BrightonMama · 12/01/2022 17:24

@PompomDahlia

Watching a film once when I was young and still living at my parent's house. In the days of big thick TVs where you would have ornaments on them they had a goblet shaped candle holder on theirs. For no reason, it jumped off the TV and landed on the floor - but not just falling over, it flew off in an arc and landed upside down
Same thing happened to me! Was sitting watching TV and had left a pair of glasses on the top. They fell on the floor, but didn't just wobble and fall off the top of the telly - they jumped into the air, flew in an arc and cleared the TV by about a metre!
TitoMojito · 12/01/2022 17:21

@ChargingBuck

When a bit too young to appreciate the import, I could regularly predict useless stuff like who was going to be Head Girl, & who was going to win the school raffle. A voice would sound in my head - the same 'narrator' voice I hear when reading - & calmly state the name of the person about 10 seconds before the formal announcement. It happened a LOT. I just thought it was normal.

More usefully, I predicted the Grand National winner 3 years running - with zero knowledge of horseflesh at the time. It was only when I got old enough to realise what was at stake, & how unusual it was, the 'ability' just ... faded away. The useless one too!

Oh my goodness, yes this! I had things like this happen all the time. Also to the PP who said they would think of an episode of a show and it would come on that night - me too!

A more useful thing was that I would wake up and think "I hope my teacher is out sick today" or "I hope she changes the deadline for the homework because I haven't done it" and 9/10 times it would happen. Unfortunately that has also left me terrified of having any thoughts in case I make one come true that I didn’t want Sad

shouldhavebeen · 12/01/2022 17:17

I moved to Italy, sadly had to leave my cats behind, they went to a good home but it broke my heart. I went back to the UK after nearly a year as I was selling my house. We decided to camp in the living room on the first night. I was awoken by a scratching noise, went to see what it was, and it was my favourite cat trying to get in. OMG I cried so much. He spent the entire night snuggled up next to me.

disconnected101 · 12/01/2022 17:16

@AuntMasha

My mother is the one person in our family who has experienced what you might call the paranormal.

Many stories to tell but one was when she was first married, my dad’s older siblings rented an isolated house down in Sussex for weekend breaks, which was built near a weir and was very, very damp. She and my dad used to stay there sometimes. My mum had a newborn baby (my brother).

One night my mum was woken up by the sound of small children laughing and giggling. She says it was a if they were daring each other to do something naughty or forbidden - the tone of the voices was whispered and hushed. But then she heard another, grown up voice which sounded like an adult saying ‘no, no, no, no, no!’ as if chiding the children. These noises continued for some time and realising that there were no children in the house and therefore the voices couldn’t possibly be ‘real’, she knew there and then that she was hearing some kind of ‘recording’ from the past.

The next day, having spoken about her experience to my Aunt and Uncle who told her, ‘you must have heard the ghost’ — lovally, the house had a reputation for being haunted.

The ghost or ............... mold due to the damp causing hallucinations?

'mycotoxins produced by black mold are neurotoxins, which lead to varying neurological symptoms. Feelings of brain fog, dizziness, mood swings, hallucinations, anxiety, depression, seizures, and numbness are just a few of the nervous system effects.'

ClawedButler · 12/01/2022 17:16

I did something once that may well have looked like a Matrix glitch to the poor bugger in the pub garden.

I'd driven 30 miles to another town for a job interview. Didn't know the place very well. Found a carpark, went to pay, and realised I didn't have my purse. DAMN. Back in the car, drove through town, found a space where you could park for 30 minutes for free. Got out, dashed past the pub where the fella was enjoying a lunchtime pint in the sunshine - he'd have seen a stressed woman dashing past (going south to north)

Went into the bank and explained the situation and as I knew my account details &c, they were able to give me some cash for the parking meter.

Dashed back to car. Man saw me dashing back the way (north to south)

Got in car, drove back round to the car park, paid for a ticket. But with all the hoo-hah I was going to be late for my interview, so dashed back down the street (going north to south) past the poor man in the pub again. He must have thought there was a glitch in the Matrix that day, or that there was something wrong with his pint!

AlizeeEasy · 12/01/2022 17:13

I once yawned and at the exact moment I opened my mouth to the exact moment I closed it the sound of a motorcycle revving sounded outside, for a solid moment my brain thought I had made that sound

DahliaMacNamara · 12/01/2022 17:11

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

When my brother and I were young, we bent to a small petting farm type place. We bought a postcard while there.

We still have it. We are in the picture on it...

I'm only on page 3, but this is the strangest thing so far.
TitoMojito · 12/01/2022 17:09

@Vampirethriller

I was once on my own in my family home, family were all on holiday and only I had keys. I was making jam. I came to put it in jars and couldn't find half the lids, so I left the lidless jars in the pantry and went to bed. Got up in the morning and all the lidless jars now had lids screwed on tight and in every jar was a dead spider.
Naaaaah 😂 I can't deal with this one!
HairyScaryMonster · 12/01/2022 17:09

Got covid, looking everywhere in the meds cupboard for some cold and flu, taking tuppaware of meds out and looking behind etc. Put it all back, then re-opened the cupboard and there was a pack staring at me right at the front. Totally wasn't there before

ClawedButler · 12/01/2022 17:08

Just a coincidence, but I was reading one of those click-bait type lists "X-number of scenes you didn't know were improvised". It was an American site, so no link-up with British TV schedules.

One of them was about a scene from Fresh Prince of Bell-Air where Will does a speech to Uncle Phil about his crappy absentee father. I didn't know he'd improvised that scene, and thought how it showed what a good actor he really was. The guy who played Uncle Phil didn't know what he was going to say, and was struck by how powerful this emotional speech was.

Turned on the telly that evening, and it was that episode, and that scene.

PinchOfVom · 12/01/2022 17:08

@DameDoom

Not a glitch but a weird UFO one. 1990, the early morning before an A level exam, my mum came into my bedroom and woke me up really urgently telling me to come outside. I went down and most of the residents of our street were all staring up at this bright, spinning rugby ball-shaped thing in the sky above our houses. It was massive and covering half the houses. I completely crapped myself and ran back inside while they all just stood there open -mouthed for ages. Next day, my mum told me a police man had knocked on our door at lunchtime to tell her not to worry about what we’d seen - it was a police helicopter exercise. I have never seen an enormous, spinning police helicopter before. It was totally silent too. It was the talk of the street - neighbours phoned our local radio station and one called the newspaper but there was never anything written about it. Not so much as a jokey mention of local yokels getting themselves confused with ‘copters and UFOs. I have trawled the internet to see if anything has been written about it - can’t find one single mention. Still intrigues me today.
OMG! Which town? Where? !!!
PompomDahlia · 12/01/2022 17:04

Watching a film once when I was young and still living at my parent's house. In the days of big thick TVs where you would have ornaments on them they had a goblet shaped candle holder on theirs. For no reason, it jumped off the TV and landed on the floor - but not just falling over, it flew off in an arc and landed upside down

Alcemeg · 12/01/2022 17:03

Mine is similar to yours, @NChgforMatrixThread.

I'm married to someone much younger and we now live abroad.

When clearing out in preparation for the move, I burned a whole stack of old diaries, but flicked through some of them to see if there was anything of interest (generally speaking, there wasn't!).

I thought it would be a laugh to see what I was doing on the same day back in 1997. Well, lo and behold: I'd written about a very vivid dream in which I'd been irresistibly attracted to a young scallywag, who was a little over 13 years old. (And no, I wasn't reading Adrian Mole!) His personality was very clear -- streetwise and funny, and sexy in a really laid-back way.

This dream was so intense and puzzling (I was in my 30s, and married, at the time) that I told my friend at work about it. She then went round telling everyone I was dreaming of sex with under-age boys!

Anyway, as you might have guessed, my now-husband would have been a little over 13 years old at the time of that dream.

I didn't burn that diary! I still have it in my desk drawer.

Finding this did make me wish I didn't have this habit of burning my diaries every few years. I'd give anything to know what I was doing on the day he was born!

FlowerFlour · 12/01/2022 17:02

@OneTimeThrowAway

About 20 years ago I was borrowing a car from my boss and had it parked outside. Me and my friend went and got in it but the key wouldn't start it and we sat there confused for a while until noticing it wasn't actually the right car and that my car, identical colour, was parked right behind it. Anyway I get left with a funny story I have told plenty of times

Couple of weeks ago and a friend said "hey do you remember that time..." And described the above story. Except it's 110% not the same friend as in my crystal clear, often repeated, often remembered, memory. And it's not the same car in her version, and it happened at a different address. We're both absolutely sure of our stories 🤔

Can you ask the friend from your original memory if she remembers it happening? She would be the tie breaker!

These stories are so interesting, (to paraphrase badly) there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in our philosophy.

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