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Locked parking thread 4 - The End

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:33

We hope!

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Billybagpuss · 02/08/2021 20:33

Kerplunk with keegan

AtillatheHun · 02/08/2021 20:33

I have by the way cast you as Kate Winslet and DB as Jude Law in The Holiday Part II.
Montrose farmer’s market has thrown a slight spanner in the script (is he good with a horse? Please say he’s good with a horse or at least is prepared to humour —me— someone who is fond of a horse?

DaisyBlu · 02/08/2021 20:32

He's not there yet?! This is beyond disrespectful

Motorina · 02/08/2021 20:31

Sadly I'm at the other end of the country.

But near a FC forest.

Perhaps the FC could tow CF's penis-extension here?

DB could come too?

Bluetrews25 · 02/08/2021 20:31

Just googled Montrose to show me exactly where it is. The FAQs that popped up had What Is Montrose Famous For? in second place.
OP's brother, google! OP's brilliant, clever brother!

atlastifoundit · 02/08/2021 20:31

Boggle with Beckham?

Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 20:31

*knob

HannibalHayes · 02/08/2021 20:31

If you're not careful, Gazza will turn up in a dressing gown with a fishing rod and a four pack of beer and some chicken...

OldTurtleNewShell · 02/08/2021 20:31

Montrose Farmers Marketand be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

Oh no. That's much too far away. Would he be willing to do a UK tour?

LavenderAskew · 02/08/2021 20:31

Wel as humorous as this is, I hope it stays that way and CF doesn't turn up and wake you.

bluebeck · 02/08/2021 20:30

Actually, you could have some fun by pretending to be your own sister - I may have done this myself before Grin

So CF turns up when it suits him, you are caught being visible doing farmer stuff, you say "Oh, you need my sister - she is away until X date. Never mind. Bye."

Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 20:30

I like to think that somewhere in a forest in the UK is a know chariot driver, recounting the tale of being locked in a farm by a mad bitch, her deranged brother and two and a quarter hounds from hell itself to a disinterested Chris Waddle over a game of Kerplunk.

I place the blame for this mental image squarely at the feet of @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

HalzTangz · 02/08/2021 20:30

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

He best bloody come. I swear. DB does have to return home at some point. He's already staying the extra night and driving back tomorrow morning now!
I would text him and say, just got back and my dB told me you'd been, are you coming now?
PyjamaFan · 02/08/2021 20:30

Does he have a stall at Montrose Farmers Market?

Please tell me he has a stall.

StepawayfromtheBiscuittin · 02/08/2021 20:30

Unreal. Is he not there yet? Or perhaps there's a standoff as he's continuing to be a complete and utter asshole.
DB sounds dreamy. The Chris Evans comparison was outstanding in helping to illustrate what is quite possibly the best parking thread I've ever read here.

itsgettingwierd · 02/08/2021 20:29

His registration is UTR KN08

Genius 🤣

Bargebill19 · 02/08/2021 20:29

Oh my. I have visions of a younger, rugged Sean Connery. (Faint )

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 02/08/2021 20:29

DB, I meant. cf wouldn't have the calves for it.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 02/08/2021 20:28

Does he ever wear a kilt?

scorpio32 · 02/08/2021 20:28

Tell him he can pick it up before you start work. Make him come at 5am

KaptainKaveman · 02/08/2021 20:28

If only we could out the famous friend.....

DancesWithTortoises · 02/08/2021 20:28

Does DB sound like Neil Oliver?

Heffapotamus · 02/08/2021 20:28

Bloody hell - Montrose is local 😂🤣😂🤣

PhoenixReincarnated · 02/08/2021 20:27

Montrose Farmers Market wink and be willing to eat. Hes a feeder. And he cooks. For you.

He sounds better the more you say @BlueEyesWhiteDragon 😉😁🤣

Ginburee · 02/08/2021 20:27

What a fantastic wormhole I have been down over the last couple of hours. I genuinely hope DN finds love because of this post.
I also don't think he's coming tonight.

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