Help me - I’m trapped in a Seasalt jumpsuit

I was In Stratford upon Avon yesterday for a totally different reason .. and found ... a Seasalt shop ! Oh dear .. wonder if there is any OT going at work this month to replenish a very empty purse 🙄

So glad you're free OP. Did make me giggle though!

My lovely mum once got stuck in a bright red crocheted poncho, of all things. No idea how she did it, just couldn't manage her arms properly to get her head out, kept getting her fingers stuck too. No reason why, just a hilariously daft moment.

Much swearing at the big red spiderweb, while Step-dad and I just sat and laughed.

I feel your pain. I regularly get stuck in cheomgsams (traditional Chinese dress) and need to hold my arms above my head while my husband rolls it up and off me.

Glad you escaped!!!

I often buy things when reading threads.

I do like Seasalt and they do have good offers.

It's hard to buy natural fibres

Funny isn't it....

Who knew a thread on "trapped" in a jumpsuit would be good marketing!!!

@DeRigueurMortis

I got the spring leaves one. I don't normally wear green but this is very flattering. Navy looks lovely

@woodhill

I got the Treen Cove like the OP and also the Rose Trellis (in midnight) which I'm currently wearing

@DeRigueurMortis

Went for the Rose Trellis. Saving it for a couple of events😃

DM goes "has it got a panel underneath when you go to the loo"

How about you?

@woodhill

Which one did you go for?

@DeRigueurMortis

Thanks for your inspiration on this thread

I went for it and ordered a jumpsuit from Seasalt and it seems to fit. I really like it

Poor snake, did it stay calm? I assume that the bitey end was stuck inside your top? Not comfortable for either of you I imagine.

Sorry, I posted that then got distracted & forgot to follow up. I went to an animal park years ago and was wearing a crocheted top. They were letting people handle the snakes and one was merrily slithering around my neck. It decided to slither through one of the holes only it couldn't go all the way because it was too big. It got stuck because of how its scales were lying and could neither go forwards nor backwards. In the end they had to snip my top to free it.

I still have that top and every time I see that cut it makes me smile!

Yep, snake. See now we must be heading for Classic surely

Snake ????? This just gets better and better 😂

Nothing to add but I’m nominating this thread for classics, it’s had me crying with laughter.

No help at all since you are stuck but for fab jumpsuits that you can easily get in and out of in a range of styles, colours and length fittings try Kim & Co at Qvc, they wash well and are comfy, don’t crease either. Also I’ve had my first one for four years and it still looks brand new despite being worn and washed a lot. So if you’re not totally traumatised put off jumpsuits by now give one a go, you have a 60 day money back guarantee too even if you wear them a number of times.

@MyGhastIsFlabbered when you say a bit of a tangent, that's a whole different angle on the protractor!

Explain immediately!

Interesting story on a bit of a tangent but I once got a snake stuck in my top!

Scissors @Jennyw12 scissors !!!!
😂😂😂

@Hoppinggreen ‘we never spoke of it’ LMAO!

Went for a jog yesterday despite the heat but my sports bra glued itself to me and I got totally stuck trying to get it off over my head. Any tips on what to do when that happens?

@Jennyw12 in the end I had to wiggle it downward. I was sweating and that made it even harder. No way could I get it up and over. It was the sequin equivalent of Ross's leather pants.

I got my tights stuck in zip up boots I was trying on in Debenhams (RIP)
A lovely assistant bundled me into the stockroom as I was a long way from a changing room and sent someone for new tights. The “someone” came back and refused to hand them over until I went to a till and paid. Lovely assistant told them not to be so bloody stupid.
I did buy both tights and boots

I was at a conference once and after a black tie dinner I had a knock on my door and it was one of the senior (female) managers. She was in the room down the corridor and as I was the nearest other female, she asked if I could unzip her dress. With hindsight I think she only meant a bit but I pulled it right down and the zip went past her (naked) bottom and then fell off the (naked) front too so she was kind of clutching around her body while shuffling back to her room.
We never spoke of it

I remember being trapped in a dress in M&S. it was a style that would have worked well in a stretchy fabric but they’d made it in one with no give. Got it on but couldn’t get it off. The fitting room seemed to shrink round me and I got sweaty. Luckily DD was with me and she managed to pull it off. I looked it up online and every review mentioned how hard it was to get off. They slashed the price in the sale but I imagine many of them ended up being cut up to let people escape.

I love sequinned tops when I get them on but they can be a real pain to get off over my head. The sequins tend to catch in my hair and I'm stuck. Where are husbands when you need them?