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What mundane things entertain your children?

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Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 03/07/2021 20:52

Ds (almost 2) has spent the past 25 minutes stood, face smooshed against the backdoor giving dh and I a running commentary about the pigeon in the garden.

"Pigeon fence!"
"In corner"
"Oh no pigeon... careful"
"Muuummmmyyyy, pigeon on shed, daddy it's fall"
"Night night Mr pigeon" as it flew away

I've never known a child to be so totally enamoured with the behaviour of a bird before...

So I'm asking what things that you would class as mundane/uninteresting held your children rapt for extended periods of time?

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Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/08/2026 21:29

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 20/08/2026 15:35

Oh wow, totally forgotten I'd started this thread..

That 2 year old is now 7 years old. Still finds wonder in the mundane, but much more into scooters and gaming 🤣
Ironically, he has a 2 year old brother now and they are chalk and cheese 🤣
Dc2 is a run, jump, climb and give me heart attacks on the daily 🤣 Dc1 will happily sit at the pc with dh or they are off to the skate park of an evening, I'm in the garden or down the rec with dc2 hoping he doesn't fall out of the tree he's currently halfway up 🤣

Awww lovely update. Congrats on dc2. 🩷

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 20/08/2026 15:35

Mumtobabyhavoc · 12/08/2026 01:11

This thread is so lovely I had to resurrect it! ♥️

My dc, ages 4 & 2 can endlessly entertain themselves with the household recycling. 🤦‍♀️
To clarify, I mean empty milk cartons, egg cartons and boxes of all sizes. They will even fight over these things if one of them appears to be enjoying playing with something too much. 🤷‍♀️

@Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese Feel like updating? 🙂

Oh wow, totally forgotten I'd started this thread..

That 2 year old is now 7 years old. Still finds wonder in the mundane, but much more into scooters and gaming 🤣
Ironically, he has a 2 year old brother now and they are chalk and cheese 🤣
Dc2 is a run, jump, climb and give me heart attacks on the daily 🤣 Dc1 will happily sit at the pc with dh or they are off to the skate park of an evening, I'm in the garden or down the rec with dc2 hoping he doesn't fall out of the tree he's currently halfway up 🤣

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Mumtobabyhavoc · 12/08/2026 01:11

This thread is so lovely I had to resurrect it! ♥️

My dc, ages 4 & 2 can endlessly entertain themselves with the household recycling. 🤦‍♀️
To clarify, I mean empty milk cartons, egg cartons and boxes of all sizes. They will even fight over these things if one of them appears to be enjoying playing with something too much. 🤷‍♀️

@Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese Feel like updating? 🙂

CarlottaValdez · 10/07/2021 21:44

My DS when he was about 18 months used to rub a big rubber against furniture till there were lots of little rubbings then use one of those soft baby hairbrushes to sweep them onto the floor. He was obsessed! DH and I used to be forever shouting “where’s the rubber and brush” at each other as he’d leave them places then need them again!

A little older he used to spend hours sellotaping plastic wallet folders (the ones you put in lever arch files) to the coffee table.

Latest thing (he’s 6 now) is sewing scraps of material together to make pencil cases.

RaisinforBeing · 10/07/2021 21:33

Watching the window cleaner from inside the house.

poblwc · 10/07/2021 21:30

These are very sweet!

My DS2 loves the 'spice game'. Involves standing on the kitchen counter and smelling all the different spices. He will happily play that for as long as he is allowed.

TheVolturi · 09/07/2021 12:28

My middle child at age 2 used to love flushing things down the loo. We were best friends with Dynorod for a while. Same child is now 7 and occupies himself digging holes in the garden. Deep ones. I hope he's not planning on burying us!

HebeMumsnet · 09/07/2021 12:05

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Dustyhedge · 08/07/2021 07:40

Mine have both been quite different. Child no.1 loved taken stuff out of cupboards, books of shelves etc. She has always been quite messy and creative with her play. Child no.2 is less destructive and likes things quite precise and ordered. She’ll spend ages taking out wet wipes one by one and cleaning things . She is quite happy just sat on a chair watching things.

Both seem to like washing things.

mathanxiety · 08/07/2021 01:01

Mine all loved the salad spinner. They spun it on its own, put small toys into it, did it fast, slow, all sorts of medium.

I used to let them cut up coupon inserts from Sunday newspapers and leaflets from supermarkets. It occupied them for hours. Sometimes they found useful coupons for me.

Mylittlesandwich · 07/07/2021 22:44

A ball, a £1 lightweight football from the supermarket. He's 19 months and in his opinion this is the very best thing he has ever owned. He spends ages throwing it then going to get it all the while shouting "ball!". Very cute.

BackBoiler · 07/07/2021 22:40

My 7 year old likes picking up dog poo!

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 07/07/2021 21:50

Ahhhh I loved the argos catalogue growning up!

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hookiewookie29 · 07/07/2021 21:27

The Argos catalogue! Hours and hours of peace.....

BikeRunSki · 05/07/2021 14:47

My work kit bag used to provide my children with hours of entertainment. High jackets in yellow and orange. Same for salopettes. Hard hat. Safety glasses. Work boots. Work gloves. Safety specs.

BrownEyedSquirrel · 05/07/2021 13:54

Pressing microwave buttons, turning on the fan, watching the bin men, climbing stairs (as long as he's not holding mummy's hand!), every time the car pulls off from a stop (vroom vroom!).

firstimemamma · 05/07/2021 13:44

@HumbugWhale thank you Smileds has a play Mobil bin lorry so will do your idea using that!

HumbugWhale · 05/07/2021 13:43

4 year old ds like dropping stones, leaves, daisies, blades of grass into water. Ideally a stream but in not then a bucket in the garden will do. His twin sister will spend hours sorting the button tin by colour.

HumbugWhale · 05/07/2021 13:40

@firstimemamma

My toddler is mesmerised by the dustbin lorry! "Look mummy, it's doing a tip tip! Hello dustbin man!" He's even asked for a dustbin lorry themed cake for his upcoming third birthday, I mean where do I begin with baking that?!
Make a large cake and decorate it. Buy a small toy bin lorry and arrange it so that it is tipping out a big pile of smarties or similar onto the cake. He also gets to keep the toy. My ds is also into bin lorries!
Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 05/07/2021 13:36

@sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea Ah that’s lovely. They give me the creeps but DS is fascinated with them Grin

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 05/07/2021 00:37

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

Woodlice - he brought 2 into the kitchen the other day and said he had two new pets Shock
I kept woodlice as pets in a jam jar when I was about three. I was genuinely in love with them. They had a dampened cotton wool ball for 'moisture', my mum stabbed airholes in the lid for them, and I diligently added leaves to the jar every day. I might have got them confused with stick insects.
sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 05/07/2021 00:33

Toy cars. DS and his cousin were obsessed with them, and happily my mum had kept a Cadbury's Rose tin full of them from when my siblings & I were little. The boys spent HOURS every day lining them up on one side of the room, driving them over one by one to the other side, and then back again. That was literally it. That was all they did. It was great Grin

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 04/07/2021 23:12

Woodlice - he brought 2 into the kitchen the other day and said he had two new pets Shock

Doghairismyglitter · 04/07/2021 23:06

To add, we have a large ride on tractor and trailer in the garden, does my 5 yr old ever ride it? Nope. But bought a car washing set from Tesco and oh my, the hours he’s spent washing it all, getting all the bits out of the case and meticulously putting them back again. Every time it rains/gets grubby/or cobwebs on, he can’t wait for the weekend as he has to “clean the tractor” said with a tut and shake of his head Grin
My 3 year old has a small foam ball which he tries to throw over our large shed and retrieve from the other side.. Probably manages it 1 in every 200 throws, but it keeps him entertained for sometimes two hours at a time! I fully admire his perseverance and I get to have a cup of tea in the garden in peace

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 04/07/2021 23:02

Ds 3yo: Washing the car.

Looking for worms in the front garden.

Loading the dishwasher with extreme ineptitude.

Counting every single house number on the way to preschool. Preschool is no 286 FML.

Smushing all the playdough together to "make a thunderstorm".

Traffic jams. Any more than 2 cars stopped at a junction constitutes a traffic jam. These need to be appraised loudly with lots of comments on each car, its licence plate, the people driving it, whether he likes the colour etc.

And DD1 6yo playing elaborate imaginative games using random inanimate objects instead of dolls. Also drawing road systems with chalk on the patio.

DD1 3yo wearing sunglasses. At all times. Upside down.

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