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JackieWeaversAuthorityHere · 28/06/2021 19:55

We pay a company to clean our bins once a month on bin day. I’m not usually home when they come, but I’m off work today And happened to be in the kitchen. I watched my next door neighbour wait until the cleaner left, take the house number sticker off my bin and put it on his, then swap our bin for his so he had the cleaned bin and I had a non-cleaned one.

He was back in his house before I had time to contain the dog and go outside but now DH is home, WIBU to go round and ask for my bin back??

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MrsMackesy · 28/06/2021 20:53

I hope they're not refuse-ing to give it back.

xprincessxjanetx · 28/06/2021 20:53

Well done to your DH! Honestly, the cheek of their response WTAF! Regardless of whether the bins are council property or not they still stole from you because they took it after you paid money for it to be cleaned, so they essentially tried stealing your £9!

I would be fuming.

Garraty47 · 28/06/2021 20:53

Classic Tory behaviour from ndn Angry

BlessedBeTheFruitandNut · 28/06/2021 20:53

This is amazing. The ultimate CFs!!!

Timeforabiscuit · 28/06/2021 20:53

AMAZING!!!

Well played @JackieWeaversAuthorityHere DH!

LST · 28/06/2021 20:53

Brilliant update!

CupOfTPlease · 28/06/2021 20:53

@JackieWeaversAuthorityHere

DH is home WITH THE BIN. Victory is ours!

Apparently he made a half hearted attempt to argue that ‘wheelie bins are council property not personal property’ but apparently DH asked whether that meant he was allowed to steal our cleaned bin and he said ‘its not stealing, it’s not your bin!’ Hmm

When they were standing outside, DH was asking them to remove their bag of rubbish from the bin so he could take it back. Binstealers wife said DH was being petty and to just leave the bins how they were. DH said he’d be happy to, but she needed to pay us the £9 for the bin cleaning or come over with her marigolds and get scrubbing Grin

I love that man I do. He’s extremely pleased with himself and I’ve not seen him this cock sure for years!

Yes and you pay your council taxes to have them collected. You also sometimes pay for your bins. So actually fuckwit, it's mine.

He's not the sharpest tool in the box is he.

Amammai · 28/06/2021 20:53

Council property. 😂😂😂 as if he tried to justify it!!

Eviethyme · 28/06/2021 20:53

Ohh ceoss post! Great update

Schrutesbeets · 28/06/2021 20:53

Give that man a blow job! 👏🏼

Musicalmistress · 28/06/2021 20:52

@JackieWeaversAuthorityHere

DH is home WITH THE BIN. Victory is ours!

Apparently he made a half hearted attempt to argue that ‘wheelie bins are council property not personal property’ but apparently DH asked whether that meant he was allowed to steal our cleaned bin and he said ‘its not stealing, it’s not your bin!’ Hmm

When they were standing outside, DH was asking them to remove their bag of rubbish from the bin so he could take it back. Binstealers wife said DH was being petty and to just leave the bins how they were. DH said he’d be happy to, but she needed to pay us the £9 for the bin cleaning or come over with her marigolds and get scrubbing Grin

I love that man I do. He’s extremely pleased with himself and I’ve not seen him this cock sure for years!

I think I love your DH too! What a superb come back 😂😂😂😂
Eviethyme · 28/06/2021 20:52

UPDATE US NOW I Must know what they said!!! 😂😂 How embarrassing would that be for them though! Silly idiot

JackieWeaversAuthorityHere · 28/06/2021 20:51

DH is home WITH THE BIN. Victory is ours!

Apparently he made a half hearted attempt to argue that ‘wheelie bins are council property not personal property’ but apparently DH asked whether that meant he was allowed to steal our cleaned bin and he said ‘its not stealing, it’s not your bin!’ Hmm

When they were standing outside, DH was asking them to remove their bag of rubbish from the bin so he could take it back. Binstealers wife said DH was being petty and to just leave the bins how they were. DH said he’d be happy to, but she needed to pay us the £9 for the bin cleaning or come over with her marigolds and get scrubbing Grin

I love that man I do. He’s extremely pleased with himself and I’ve not seen him this cock sure for years!

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KarlUrbansWife · 28/06/2021 20:51

Shamelessly peacemaking because I have just come across this thread and NEED to know what happened! Grin
It's unbelievable!

MolyHolyGuacamole · 28/06/2021 20:51

@MrsMackesy

I bet they are wheelie embarrassed.
Can't see how they could have bin anything but
Stickyjamhands · 28/06/2021 20:50

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xprincessxjanetx · 28/06/2021 20:50

His wife must be mortified. If my DH had done that I would be foaming at the mouth!

MrsMackesy · 28/06/2021 20:49

I bet they are wheelie embarrassed.

xprincessxjanetx · 28/06/2021 20:49

Just had a thought I wonder if the bin he has now is his original bin and last week (or whenever) he switched them then so his original bin would get a 'free' clean and now he has switched them back

TheGumption · 28/06/2021 20:49

The quality content I'm here for.

DartmoorDoughnut · 28/06/2021 20:49

Love a bin gate

FakeColinCaterpillar · 28/06/2021 20:49

This is truly amazing

Stickyjamhands · 28/06/2021 20:49

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Babygotblueyes · 28/06/2021 20:48

I need to log off but am dying to know what happened. I bet the wife is mortified! And if he was that quick about it, you know he did it before?

xprincessxjanetx · 28/06/2021 20:48

Omg the brass neck to pull off something like that!

Glad DH has gone round to confront, hope he gets to the bottom of it and isn't fed a load of BS.