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I know everything about you. AMA

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 17/06/2021 21:53

Just that.

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opmamatrist · 18/06/2021 17:51

What is my son called?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:51

@Bettercallsaul1

What became of the engagement ring I lost mysteriously in 1990?
Abby stole it.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:50

@Hpphy

Oooh love this OP!
  1. When will I buy a house ?
  2. When will I get married ?
  3. Will my ex stay with his gf?
  • 2025 (first half)
  • 2023 (second half)
  • Yes, and good riddance
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:49

    @PurpleyBlue

    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa omg you were right!
    Grin
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:48

    @Goodvibesfamily

    Best thread.

    What does my near future hold?

    Football game on in the background
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:48

    @AgnesNaismith

    What do I want to do with my life?
    Become a vet
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:47

    @52andblue

    Ooh. Just thought: can I ask a supplementary Qu please?

    Will JS and IP (or IHP) ever end up together? (I am invested in this!)

    thank you x

    Yes, they will, but it will only last 6 months.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:47

    [quote tolerable]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa. i dont know what to ask.if you know,you know...any helpful insight please?[/quote]
    You're wondering about moving. Stay where you are for now.

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:44

    @DutifulDaughterWifeMother

    Hi, god I’m trembling even writing this.....so firstly will my brother be landed with a tax bill after he was reported & do you think that I will ever win the lottery so to get back my security? Thanks
    Aw. Sorry, but yes he will, and no you won't.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:43

    @JesusInTheCabbageVan

    Will there be civil unrest if you don't return to the thread soon?
    It looks like I got away with it. I had to get some work done. Strangely, knowing everything about everyone is not very lucrative!
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:42

    @BobbidyBob

    Hahah! It was a trick question! I was naked.

    Or was I? Wink

    You. Were. Not. Enjoying the visual, though.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:42

    [quote 52andblue]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
    Well, the 1st two answers are what I wanted to hear & the last I needed to. So, I believe you! :) Thanks x[/quote]
    Smile

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:42

    [quote LateAtTate]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa you're wrong ... they're not blue at all hahahaha[/quote]
    Sorry for the confusion. You asked about the colour of your boyfriend's eyes. I was talking about the guy you SHOULD be with.

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:39

    @NCobligatory

    What have I done to deserve this?
    Nothing at all. So unfair, right?
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:39

    @PandemicAtTheDisco

    I've never been so amazed in all my life. Your answer was so apt. I feel you must have spy cameras watching my every move. You have a great gift!

    Thanks for offering this fantastic service free of charge! Flowers

    Wait. Who said it was free of charge? Grin
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:38

    @Upthestairsdownagain

    What colour are my Windows?

    And can you post a pic of my dh on here?

    Your windows are clear.

    No prob. I can post two pics of your DH. When he's happy, he looks like this: Smile. But when he's mad, he looks like this: Angry

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:37

    @newtb

    Norwich?? I live near Brive la Gaillarde in a hamlet several km from Donzenac, a bit far to Norwich - have no connection to there as I'm from Cheshire.

    You were wrong about my name, I can't give it on here, it's too outing, given it's rarity - I'm the only one in France. It's well-known in Canada, particularly Québec, the US and, very strangely the Dominican Republic.

    Thanks for the replies

    Sorry for the confusion. You know how place names are sometimes different in English vs the home country (like "Deutschland"-Germany)? Same thing going on here. In English, "Brive la Gaillarde" is called "Norwich".

    Also, I purposely said a code word for your name because it was so outing. I mean, if you lived in Canada (particularly Québec), the US, or the Dominican Republic, then you could easily blend in, but everyone in France would know if I said that name. I was respecting your privacy!

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:34

    @CarnationCat

    I don't have a French Bulldog!

    What do I do for work?

    Um, I beg to differ. Haven't you noticed dogfood missing? Check the spare room. Poor little guy is too shy to come out.

    You work for a hotel chain.

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:33

    @PinkCast

    PinkCast What part of my body did I break?

    Leg

    Almost right! Ankle Grin

    I consider that part of the leg. Hope it heals well.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:33

    @JesusInTheCabbageVan Ignore the haters. Some people can't handle the truth.

    Thanks! Knowing everything about everyone is a blessing and curse.

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:32

    @Upthestairsdownagain

    100% wrong to the actual name. It is 2 words and totally double barrelled. Only 3 of us in the world.
    I was trying to respect your privacy by not giving the real name. After all, there are only 3 of you in the world.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:31

    @Lostandtired1

    Love this!

    Should I go through with it?

    Definitely. You only live once!
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:31

    @TheyAreMinerals

    I'm at work in a meeting right now. What is the subject under discussion?
    It was how to keep the upcoming in-person event safe.
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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:30

    @JesusInTheCabbageVan

    It's a tie between your personality and your looks. grin Sorry, but everyone is thinking it.

    My God Shock You have The Gift!

    I've just been for a long run and had a strong coffee. Dare I risk a fart?

    Thanks!

    Replying late, so you probably already risked the fart. We both know that was a bad idea.

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    UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 18/06/2021 17:29

    Okay, back for a bit before my real session later this evening. Just a request, if you are responding to my answer, please put the original question and answer in your post. Of course I will be able to follow easily because I know everything about you, but others might not want to go back through the thread to see what you are talking about.

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