I farted in my surgeons face today.

Not me, but a friend was having a smear test, she was behind the screen taking off her trousers etc, tripped as she took them off and fell through/onto them and landed face down on the floor in front of the nurse, bare arse up with trousers still around ankles....

These are brilliant😂

I have a bad back & went for frequent checkups . Always just a chat , rarely a physical examination. Got a call up , usually at local hospital , was going on to fairly new boyfriends afterwards & for a joke was wearing stockings etc & ( cringe!) nipple tassels. Consultant was new & asked me to undress to the waist ..... I decided to brazen it out & tryed to look nonchalant. His face was an absolute picture . Still go hot with shame . Strangely although I only had two appt a year I was called up again 3 weeks later ... I canceled .

This thread is hillarious. Thank you for sharing because I needed the laugh.

I went on a ghost tour when visiting a city with my then boyfriend at the time. We were around 19 and the tour was a little boring and we were on it with his parents too. Anyway we stopped at this spooky building in a part of the city and the tour guide was explaining how people still heard the voices and had seen flashes of light and ended on "sometimes if you listen carefully people have said they can still hear the trumpets" this was proceeded by what I can only describe as the biggest loudest longest fart I have ever heard. Anyway just me and him were so hysterical literally fitting with giggles that we got kicked off the ghost tour! His family never did like me after that!

Someone I knew was a midwife and was looking after a woman in what she believed was Labour as it was her 6th baby. She came in the woman said she had pressure and the midwife kept telling her its just the babies head push. Anyway a short while later a big pile of poo on the bed and the woman discharged from hospital didn't have the baby for a following two weeks! Could have been worse.

I have worked a variety of jobs in health care over the last ten years and I can't tell you the sheer amount of time I have had gail force farts in my face. Dont sweat it!

One Christmas at the ILs, we were all loudly playing party games in the evening, a few drinks and nibbles on top of Christmas Lunch and I could feel one brewing so, to be polite, after what I'd done the previous year, I decided to quickly pop out of the room and let rip in the hallway, but it's half open-plan and the doors were open and just at the time it emerged, everyone had gone silent. Cue lots of laughing and me

I tore when I had my dd and the same thing happened to me. He was stitching me back up and said "you'll feel a bit of pressure" then I farted straight in his face twice!! So embarrassed but now I look back and laugh

Loving all of these stories :)

I projectile vomited on my anaesthetist- all up both arms and right across her chest.

I vomited in my doctors lap. Morning sickness was a killer. Still she signed me off work and sent me home with a stack of sick bowls.

Same Dr inserted my Mirena coil. Lots of (menstrual) blood gushed out everywhere. Both nurse and Dr said they had never seen so much come out during the procedure. She made the comment afterwards that at least none ended up on her Shes retired now. I miss her.

I had my tonsils out in my 20's and apparently as I was being put to sleep, I shouted out I love vodka 🙈

I'm sure they've experienced far nastier stuff.

I work in theatres. Not a surgeon or anything. Once farted, the surgeon spent ages trying to find this hole in the bowel 😳

Sorry, but I just died

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Not me, but a good friend was in hospital as a child for some routine operation (tonsils?) and had her teddy-bear with her.

What her family didn't know is that she used the teddy-bear as a kind of sex toy.

They found out, though, when she was coming round from the anaesthetic and they were all gathered happily around her bedside.

Ooo mines a farty one too.

In labour, epidural&catheter in, they’ve just upped the dose because one part was still hurting and the anaesthetist is stood next to midwife who was so incredibly beautifully made up false eyelashes the lot and wouldn’t stop talking about her house reno and white Range Rover just going through my notes after the pain relief boost and this really slow loud bubbly noise appears from between my legs, like seriously slow mo.

We all look down into my crotch surprised and I say ‘I think somethings wrong with the catheter’ she smiles and says ‘that wasn’t urine my love that was a great big fart’

I wanted to die.

If he pressed on your abdomen it was his fault wasn't it?
Same with the yoga example, they're totally expected in yoga.

Went to my evening class and popped into the ladies before it started. The light was busted so I sat down on the loo and started to pee only to feel it dripping down my legs. The lid was down and I was peeing everywhere. Managed to mop the mess off myself and put my wet pants in the bin and carried on with the class in my (luckily) maxi skirt.

My boss was screaming at another director last week despite them not having done anything wrong, he was really kicking off and in the middle of his rant he farted. There was only me, him and the director present and I was grinning like a loon but he kept ranting. His chins were shaking which made it funnier.